 | 
| http://www.rocktoons.com/ | Gender | Age | | | Female | 22 | | | Profile Views | | | 287 times | | | | Hometown | | | where I consider home? Anywhere, Everywhere and Nowhere | | | | Lauri ^^'s URL | | http://www.bebo.com/PunkRockElite | | | Member Since | | | September 2005 | |
Lauri ^^ says: "*thinks* ow yeah great..." (76 weeks ago) me too! | | Music | | Rock & Metal | | | Films | | Lord Of The Rings | | | Sports | | Livingston FC | | | Drinks | | Coffee, Guinness, all the drinks i make (no name for it, usually it's like: hmm i like this and that.. lets put it in 1 glass) | | | Happiest When | | i'm allways so f**king happy, i'm so happy i could be a hippy.. | | | Quote | | Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are, where you live and what you want. Please stay on the line until we can send someone.If you are schizophrenic, please listen carefully until the voices tell you which number to press.If you are hallucinating please be aware the thing you are holding next to your head is about to bite off your ear.If you are borderline, it doesn’t matter which number you press– no one will answer.If you are manic-depressive, please press 7 as fast as you can for the next 24 hours, and then crash for the following 24 hours.If you have bipolar affective disorder, please leave a message after the beep | | | Quote Part 2 | | and before the beep and after the beep.If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.If you are depressed, no one cares.If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have ADD, wander away from the phone and start another task.If you suffer from generalized anxiety disorder, please fidget with the # key until a representative comes on the line.If you suffer from social phobia, please hang up and go to a party.If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone, and mother’s maiden name.If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you are possessed by Satan press 6 three time.Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Hotline. | |
|
Just made this.. 
Lauri ^^
0 Replys
copy this link fun-offers.com laters
!!
Nederlands
Français
Deutsch
Italiano
Polski
Español