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Sean Lamb <sexnutsretardstrong>
"Be yourself: everyone else is already taken."


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There's something in the way you people smell
Like you've got no soul at all
Fingers crawling with ringworm
Your sneer's a mating call
To lure in others of your breed
Spread that smug and slimy seed
Borrow quotes from the cultures you've crowded like weeds

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Hometown
Carnoustie
Sean Lamb's URL
http://www.bebo.com/sexnutsretardstrong
Member Since
July 2006

Sean Lamb says:
"Why are you wearing socks?" (10 week ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Natasha Masson
Booboo Kitty Fuck

A bit about me. . .
I'm Sean Lamb, 23. Engaged to Natasha Masson. I did 4 years at college (well 3 3/4) but it all turned out to be a waste of time!. I work at the co-op in Carnoustie (26.75 hours) YEAH ME!!. Anything you want to know just ask...
Films
I love watching movies. I'll give anything ago the once maybe I'll be a bit hesitant at first but I will give almost anthing a shot. I have a rather LARGE collection of DVDs!! It is awesome!! I have a few favourite directors whos stuff I'll make a point of watching there's Kevin Smith (Chasing Amy), Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill), The Coen brothers (O' Brother where at thou?) and Guillermo del Toro (Cronos). I'm into buying T.V boxsets just now.....
Music
Lets see I could put in here how diverse my music taste is, I have some Led Zepplin, Bob Marley, Bloc Party, Korn, and Death Cab for Cutie OR I could try and dazzle you with bands that I like that you probably have never heard of like Halifax, No Comply, Benjamins, Not Katie and Heavens. But basically when it comes down to it, I listen to what sounds good to me.
Happiest When
I'm actually pretty happy most of the time, I may not look it but I am. I have to say that I'm probably at my best with Tasha and just forgetting whatever is bothering me at the time.
Pets
I've got a dog he's a black lab called Angus (He's my big black boy), also I've got a bearded dragon, water dragon (both I'm willing to part with if the price is right), 2 tortoises...em think thats it!
Tasha
When I say, "I love you, " it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman

     

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Life track thingy....I've already done it 3 times, I'm bored.
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Zune, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing

My Life: Her we go again- Paramore.

Opening Credits: Prevent this tragedy- Alkaline Trio.

Waking Up: 182_bombs over vheissu master- Thrice.

First day at school: Bottled up inside- Korn.

Falling in love: Ain't no sunshine (cover)- Me first and the gimme, gimmes.

Love scene: When I was a little girl- Pezz

Breaking up: Reeko- Nofx

Fight Song: Any way you want it- Rise against

Meltdown: Beating hearts baby- Head Automatica

Flashback: New american classic- Taking back sunday

Driving: For what its worth- Amber pacific

Wedding: Send me an angel- Thrice

Birth of a child: Goodby we're falling fast- Aiden

Life: Some kinda hate- Misfits

Final Battle: Bendy- Hidden in plain view

Death Scene: The casket of roderick usher- Finch

Funeral Song: Over due- The get up kids

End Credit: Ever so sweet- The early november
0 Comment 293 day ago
Billy Connolly 13 people hates

Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate bout people:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser
0 Comment 308 day ago
Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.

Chuck Norris has only one hand: the upper hand.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

The movie Anaconda was filmed in Chuck Norris' pants.

Objects in Chuck Norris's rear-view mirror appear at their correct distances.

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Chuck Norris is the reason for Attention Deficit Disorder. There is no way anyone can pay attention when they know Chuck Norris is lurking.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the shit out of them.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

If you try video taping Chuck Norris without his permission you will very quickly be filming the inside of your own ass.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.

If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.

Ozzy Osbourne ate the head of a bat, but Chuck Norris ate Batman.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Jawbreakers were originally in the shape of Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because
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To Sean from Nathan
I drew a big head and a small body. From Nathan.
Natasha Masson 0 Reply
A picture from Nathan.
Nathan drew this beautiful underwater scene for you. He hopes you enjoy looking at it. :)
Natasha Masson 0 Reply
Love
I love you!! As simple as that:D xxxxx
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Natasha Masson
Together on the sand,
We walked hand in hand
On the beachfront, she smiled at me
As she tightly held my hand
I had my finger up her...
Country music played on the radio
So I turned it off and we walked down
To the water, as she grabbed on to my honker
A wave swept us away...

xoxoxox
12 hour ago
Mr Lightweight
HeyHeyHey! :D

Dunno if you've heard of us before but you might like our tunes so have a listen, become a fan and chat with us if you like?? :P

Talk to ya soon,
Des :D
3 day ago
D-Z
tis not worth mentioning for it didn't win :(
3 day ago
Natasha Masson
I may not know all the right things to say
But please know that you're my everything
And I love you more each day

You make me smile inside and out
I'm the happiest I've ever been
Your love is what my life is about

I love you...
3 day ago
Natasha Masson
You put me to shame with your good lyrics and things and I can't think of anything good.:(

Been so busy today man! Oh and when mum and everyone came here, I just kept Nathan, so I have both boys now, help!! Nathan's on the big chair and Liam's on the wee stool, so I'm standing and my back's getting sore:(

I love you my sweetface, see you when I get in mate, love you.
xoxoxoxoxoxox
6 day ago
Natasha Masson
Hey Rascal!

What a conversation that was last night...you drunk and me asleep!:L Brilliant.

My head is killing me today, I think it's the weather. Been raining, now it's sunny. Hurts.

Righty-oh, speak to you after work. No need to give me a luv, we're even now.

Love you babes.
xoxoxox
1 week ago
Natasha Masson
I love you so much that if you die before me, I'm going to cut out your heart and put it in a little jar and keep it in my pocket at all times.

:D

xoxoxox
1 week ago
Natasha Masson
Aww I love you Seanonybum xxxxxxxxx
<3
1 week ago
Paul Burnett
you have a vagina where your penis should be
1 week ago
Natasha Masson
Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
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TONNES AND TONNES OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!
2 week ago
Natasha Masson
With this luv, we are even...


Love you, bye!!


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2 week ago
Natasha Masson
And another. Still owe you one more, but I gave the other one to Horrace. I'm sure you won't mind waiting one more day:D

xoxoxoxoxoxox
2 week ago
Natasha Masson
You're behind me, not that you'll notice, you never log in anymore.

LUV
2 week ago
Natasha Masson
Thinking about growing some veg. It means we won't have to buy tortoise food again! Just get some small plants of different lettuces etc and I'll look after them! And eat them too, I love veg!!:D
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3 week ago
Natasha Masson
Today I have eaten:

Special K
Banana
Fruit 'n' Fibre
Carrot

That is all! Look how good I have been! :D

Well done me:)
xoxoxox
3 week ago
Natasha Masson
Well that's you just finishing work just now. You'll speak to me in half and hour or so when you get home. Just giving you a luv since you're one behind me again.

Lunchtime now, going to have some cereal:)
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3 week ago
Natasha Masson
I'm beating you again, unfortunately not with a stick!:L Just in the luv total. So here is a luv to even us out.

My dream was mad last night, so exciting because of the movie we watched! The best bit was when they were chasing us at the top floor of a tall building, I opened the window and we all jumped to the ground balcony to balcony. At the bottom, the baddies had come outside and were chasing us with baseball bats. We made it to the car though, with no time to spare!! Lucky!!:L

xoxoxox
3 week ago
Louise Traynor
Sean, that looks fantastic!!! Thats a really nice gift. She never got anything like that!!! Cant wait till it comes! xxx
3 week ago
Natasha Masson
Hallo my sweet!:D

Made 144 circles today, how many have you made?:L

Just giving you this luv to make us even again.

Watched Earl today, was good, the ending wasn't though:(

Right, away to make some lunch, not eaten today yet.

Love ya!
xoxoxox
3 week ago
Caroline
Hey bro hope all is well
see you when i get back tell mum ill phone her when i get back too
Ly xxx
4 week ago
 
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