The Smucket List - 88 daysof summer, 88 tasks...

1. Go sunbathing
2. Have smooth legs
3. Eat a citrus fruit
4. Get a tan
5. Drink iced water
6. Have a BBQ
7. Wear a bikini
8. Go to the beach
9. Meet hot brown boys x2
10. Go shopping
11. Go boating
12. Visit a small town
13. Go to a new place
14. Go camping
15. Wear short shorts
16. Wearjandals
17. Wear sunnies
18. Go to a waterhole
19. NEW YEARS!
20. Hang with friends
21. New clothes
22. Christmas present
23. Wear a summer dress
24. Try a new flavour of icecream
25. Eat a sausage bread and sauce
26. Wear a miniskirt
27. Try Steinlager Pure
28. Sleep under the stars
29. Make a new female friend
30. Go for a run
31. Go for a giant walk
32. Have a picnic
33. Get a haircut
34. Try Speight's Summer (NOT Suymmit)
35. Try Monteith's Radler
36. Write a snail mail letter
37. Recieve a snail mail letter
38. Watch a movie
39. Eat a cream egg
40. Text a random and get a reply
41. Have a conversation with a random
42. Talk to an Asian
43. Eat a Fruju
44. Wear lipgloss
45. Paint your nails
46. Hang with a random at least 5 years younger than you
47. Stalk someone
48. Go swimming
49. Buy something from an opshop
50. Get a summer job
51. Bake something with citrus in it
52. Try a new dessert
53. Go out for dinner
54. Eat fish and chips
55. Eat Maccas
56. Eat a chip buttie
57. Read a book
58. Make a hut
59. Make jewellery
60. Have a summer song
61. Meet someone famous
62. Swim in your clothes
63. Have a waterfight
64. Hold a tennis torny on the road
65. Steal a road cone
67. Steal a street sign
68. Don't go on bebo for 2 weeks
69. Stay at someone else's house
70. Plant a cutting
71. Busk AND earn money for it (min. 20 cents)
72. Make a miniature town out of sticks
73. Write a poem
74. Get a random's number
75. Flirt with someone in a dairy
76. Under a stop sign write HAMMER TIME!
77. Have matching outfits with a friend
78. Learn all the words to a song from the 90s
79. Write a diary entry
80. Do some trigonometry
81. Wear a muscle back
82. Scull a Coke
83. Have a cooked breakfast
84. Pretend you're foreign for a day
85. Wear body butter
86. Go to town in a bikini
87. Shout a random an iceblock
88. Draw a shape on your body in sunblock and get a tan over it

RULES:

You must attempt all of the tasks
Photographic evidence is required for a task to count
All of the tasks are to be completed between the 1st of December and the 28th of February
If you come in contact with the police THE SMUCKET LIST DOES NOT EXIST
Numbers 65 and 66 are at your own risk and we think you're dumb if you get caught and it's not our fault if you do because you were dumb. So there.
If you fail a task you have to humiliate yourself and try again.

10. We are used to staying up all night.
9. We are great with multiple partners.
8. We are experts in Mouth to Mouth.
7. We are the quickest in rapid clothing removal.
6. We arrive with our own multi-positional bed.
5. We'd shock the socks off you.
4. We always come when we are called.
3. We are prepared for any rhythm.
2. We are already familiar with Latex.
1. We are available Anytime, Anywhere, Anyway you need us!!

The world is too big and scary- if we lived in a little house in the country, with no cars around or planes or fires or hard surfaces to fall on or lakes to drown in or murder-suicides or rapists or wars, maybe then..
If we lived in a Polly Pocket of a world, pastel coloured, round cornered, populated with tiny harmless people..