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MR JONES UPCOMING

Mr Jones Upcoming

8th
DOWNSTAIRS

Shortie (4hr Set)

15th

Mark Lam
Colin Devine

Early Show

Cooler Than You"
Le Galaxie, Cooler than you djs, Swop SHop

22nd

Shortie
Colin

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[ST]-inky Fingers

29th

Mark Lam
Drag Queen

Barry Farrell & Friends Downstairs

Early Show

TCD Battle Of Bands Starting @ 8

Neil Burke says:

"Mr Jones Presents : An Art and Music Explosion this thursday with Crafty Beggars & Arty Party Feat: 8Ball, Sounds of System Breakdown, Signo" (11 weeks ago) me too! | Reply

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  • The Whooper Swan

    The Whooper Swan is similar in appearance to the Bewick's Swan. However, it is larger. It has a more angular head shape and is the ultimate sessioner

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  • A Plan

    Influltrate the sub-culture of society, merge classes, release free thought, deny aggression, promote acceptance, intrust the free with the responsibility of freedom, growth, everyone must grow, reverse the irreversible nature of capitalism, breath life to the weak, see the beauty of ignorance and admire it, relinquish the dismay of knowedge and fullfill its goals.

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  • Facts of Life

    Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

    At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

    One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

    You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

    Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

    Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

    Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

    You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

    Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

    You never know where to look when eating a banana.

    Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

    Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

    Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

    You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

    Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

    The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

    The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

    Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

    Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

    Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

    Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

    Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

    You never ever run out of salt.

    Old ladies can eat more than you think.

    You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

    There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

    No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

    Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

    The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

    People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

    You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

    Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

    Bricks are horrible to carry.

    In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

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  • PARTY ON BOY

    Hey Neil

    you're invited to Mr. Jones tomorrow
    Fake Blood is playing tomorrow
    hes just some londener, really good
    check it out
    i'll get ya on the guest list

    free blood and all

    love nimballs

    Namiam. 0 Replys
  • My 21st!!

    Hey Burkey

    You are hereby invited to my 21st party!! yay for you :)

    Where: Russell Court Hotel, Harcourt Street

    When: Friday May 9th

    Time: 9 o clock

    Bring: Me a present Anyone you like! :P

    Hope you can make it!

    xxx

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  • My 21st Birthday

    Hey Neil

    your invited to my 21st

    When : Saturday 15th March

    Where: Garda Club, Harrington st., Dublin 8.

    Time : 8.30

    Hope ya can come and feel free to bring a guest

    Sinead

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  • Slick DJ Magazine
    Slick DJ Magazine

    Hi Neil Burke

    Exhale @ The Basement Club, Murtaghs Complex
    Carrick on shannon Presents :

    ELECTROTEC aka :
    Dj Higgsta (Vibe Fm)
    Darren D (Privilge)
    Dj Wonka
    Playing a mix of House/Electro/Techno. This FRIDAY the 19th June / DOORS 11PM TILL LATE

    DRINK PROMOS:
    FREE SHOT / Tiger Beer €3,50 / Vodka + Redbull €7

    Next Friday : ROCKWELL

    WE STILL HAVE A HOLIDAY TO IBIZA TOBE WON
    ask the girl on cash desk for more info



    2 weeks ago
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    is that right? Do you also claim that leprechauns have repeatedly stolen your shoes yes? Hm, i dont want you to have to let your connections bum you again just to get a ticket.... :P a song eh? can i prefrom an interpretive dance instead....of leprechauns stealing your shoes...

    theres another way of studying??

    9 weeks ago
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    oh yeah, i heard about that shit. looks deadly but money :( it doesnt grown in bushes neil! lol
    aye deffo hittin EP, (Y)
    yeah if i can get some cash sibin should be good...
    ah a bit shit, ive been a queer about college all year some im pretty fucked at this point...:)

    9 weeks ago
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    yes i grasped what Mr. J stood for thankyou neil :L
    aye that it is, I dont think im going mstrkrft now...may hit sibin though..
    em, yes...ur always shirtless? nahahahaha, i see neil, ya big raging gay. :) you goin EP yhis year?

    9 weeks ago
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    That was a variable comment of insults!!! well done! :)
    no no, thats not her...her screen name is mydaughteriscrazyandwillkickyouras
     sifyoutalkshitaboutme....666 (Y)

    obvious but nice none the less :D
    mr j? will you not be shirtless at the dragon no?
    hm, im tryna stay in a bit this week, doin my exams. course i was considering mstrkrft....

    9 weeks ago
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    i am neil, I am! *is cool* pffft, bebo is awesome....well no, bebo's aload of queer but facebooks even worse. only queers are on facebook....you a queer neil? ARE ya????



    my mams on facebook....case and point

    9 weeks ago
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    haha, and I actually plan to! line up is savage so it is :D
    woop woop, life...for life?
    no? :L

    9 weeks ago
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    *sigh*

    I know im such an utter failure...what happened to getting rid of my other plans huh?? i blame you neil!

    10 weeks ago
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    haha, you do that!!! hm, ill see what i can do i would love to go to that gig :)

    10 weeks ago
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    haha, ill tell him that will i? :)

    10 weeks ago
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    yeah? i know i really wanna go, line up's ridiculous. i have to attend a college mates birthday though so :(

    10 weeks ago
  • Slick DJ Magazine
    Slick DJ Magazine

    Hi Neil Burke

    Just to let you know that we have teamed up with Field Day to bring you yet again a great night of quality dance music this Sat the 25th of April

    ExHale & Field Day Presents top music producers :

    DEEPGROOVE @ The Green Room (The Academy)
    Abbey Street Dublin

    Support from Paulysmalls & Willie R
    Doors 1030 till late Adm €15


    And the MAIN STAGE.
    Resident DJ’s Banging out Dirty Electro & Rockin House
    Massive Light/Lazer Show, Dancers & Club Performers


    10 weeks ago
  • Five One Five
    Five One Five

    Hey Neil Burke

    We have some passes to give away for Sven Vath
    this week answer the following question

    What is the name of Svens clubnight?

    11 weeks ago
  • Five One Five
    Five One Five

    Hey Neil Burke

    515 are now looking for new djs for residency at their night in Tripod/Pod

    If you are interested in playing for 515 send an e-mail with your name and your musical style to 515tripod@gmail.com and we will get back to you soon

    :)

    12 weeks ago
  • Five One Five
    Five One Five

    Hey Neil Burke

    515 PRESENTS THIS BANK HOLIDAY SUNDAY

    MATTHEW DEAR(AUDION) + SEBO K

    WE HAVE SOME PASSES TO GIVE AWAY FOR THIS

    WHERE IS MATTHEW DEAR FROM?

    PRIVATE MESSAGE US YOUR FULL NAME AND
    ANSWER

    12 weeks ago
  • El Bapo
    luv El Bapo

    Ahahahaha,

    your flash made me think of asking people to go into the offy for drink.

    Lovely memories

    13 weeks ago
  • The Cunning Hamster
    The Cunning Hamster

    Any update on the commission jazz yet sir?

    14 weeks ago
  • James Neale
    luv James Neale

    oh how i pine for a lick of the one they call neil burk...

    im so WET 4 uuu

    16 weeks ago
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    kewl, i look forward to....trashing your abode dear :L
    yes, it most certainly is!! lovin reclaiming my freedom. yup and you shall get it, dancey dancin all over the shop!
    i am indeed, gonna be SAVAGE! :) :) :)

    16 weeks ago
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    raheally? oooh fancy stuff, when d'you land that?
    well ive just quit my job so until the funds dry up (pretty soon) im all about the goin out, deffo be in twisted pepper next thursday....

    despite havin ta fly to bristol at like 7am friday, for bloc!!1 wahey.
    hows u dear?

    16 weeks ago