Neil Burke
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The Whooper Swan
The Whooper Swan is similar in appearance to the Bewick's Swan. However, it is larger. It has a more angular head shape and is the ultimate sessioner0 commentaires 328 jours
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A Plan
Influltrate the sub-culture of society, merge classes, release free thought, deny aggression, promote acceptance, intrust the free with the responsibility of freedom, growth, everyone must grow, reverse the irreversible nature of capitalism, breath life to the weak, see the beauty of ignorance and admire it, relinquish the dismay of knowedge and fullfill its goals.0 commentaires 699 jours
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Facts of Life
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
You never ever run out of salt.
Old ladies can eat more than you think.
You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
Bricks are horrible to carry.
In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
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Freaks On FridayIl y a 3 semainesHI (Neil Burke)
Thursday 12th November
Burn beach club presents
SEBASTIEN LEGER
Sébastien Léger is a French house DJ and producer. His singles "Hit Girl", "Hypnotized" and "Aqualight" have become hit dance singles played in clubs across Europe.
For one night only.....
For bookings email info@burnbeachclub.ie
Drinks promotions and loads of quality elecno tunes
Roar......club rules apply.......always drink responsibly...
Doors 10.30pm
Pay at the door event
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ASLAN LIVE SUNDAY 15TH NOVEMBER
DOORS 8PM
TICKETS ONSALE FROM:
FOOD 4 THOUGHT ON THE HILL IN STILLORGAN, CO.DUBLIN
OR
ZIP DRY CLEANERS IN DUN LAOGHAIRE, CO.DUBLIN
OR MON, WED, THURS, FRI & SAT NIGHT @ BURN BEACH CLUB FROM 9PM
EMAIL: info@burnbeachclub.ie
CALL: 0860569766
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Slick DJ MagazineIl y a 5 semainesHi Neil Burke
We hope you are keeping well JUST TO LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A HANDFUL OF TICKETS LEFT FOR:
The Musical Mystery Tour, It will take place on Sat the 31st of Oct (Halloween Night). @ FAIRYHOUSE COMPLEX, there will be yet again three rooms of music and in each one there will be a mix of House, Techno, Electro played from 4pm till the early morning hours. There are two heated in door arenas with a full bar and there will be one out door area. It is a Halloween party so best fancy dress on the night will win a cash prize. If you would like to attend this private party please email members@slick-dj.com or contact one of the Dj’s that are playing Tickets priced at €25.
Each Dj will organize a bus there and back priced at only €10 per head return
OVER 18
On the night we will have :
Security /Food van /Insurance
Full Bar with drink promos
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Slick DJ MagazineIl y a 6 semainesHi Neil Burke
We hope you are keeping well JUST TO LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A HANDFUL OF TICKETS LEFT FOR:
The Musical Mystery Tour, It will take place on Sat the 31st of Oct (Halloween Night). We have a new venue just 15 mins drive from Dublin city centre, there will be yet again three rooms of music and in each one there will be a mix of House, Techno, Electro played from 4pm till the early morning hours. There are two heated in door arenas with a full bar and there will be one out door area. It is a Halloween party so best fancy dress on the night will win a cash prize. If you would like to attend this private party please email members@slick-dj.com or contact one of the Dj’s that are playing.
Each Dj will organize a bus there and back priced at only €10 per head return
OVER 18
On the night we will have :
Security /Food van /Insurance
Full Bar with drink promos
A Chill out area (Seating area)Dancers / performers
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Questhousebudda NewIl y a 12 semainesSat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast
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1 room - 8 djs
djs
Reece Rodgers
Haywire
Bozy
Aaron Watton
Copy and paste
Phunk
and resident Colin Gent
Funky to Progressive House
5 quid in
8.30 til 1am
Hope to see you there !!
House Music in the Odyssey ?
Every Thur, Sat, Sun -
Questhousebudda NewIl y a 14 semainesSat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey -
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Belfast
OUR BIG WEEKEND
We introduce our very special guest
SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
residents Colin Gent and Emo
Funky to Progressive House
7 quid in
8.30 til 1am
Hope to see you there !!
House Music in the Odyssey ?
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Questhousebudda NewIl y a 15 semainesSat 22nd Aug Bar Budda Oddyssey
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Dj Tabb and Matt Lamont join residents Colin Gent and Emo for another night of funky to progressive house.
5 quid in
8.30 til 1am
House music in the Oddyssey?
See you there !!
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Mr Hip-HopIl y a 17 semainesO
Hey its Mr Hip-Hop
We are hosting an Explosive and Exculsive Night in Temple Bar, with 1400 people capacity and multiple rooms of R'n'B. hiphop and funk over 3 floors, with Dublin's biggest and best DJ's.
VIP FRIDAY @ TURKS HEAD , Temple Bar August Friday 14th DJ WAX DJ AHMED Toby Fabian
Its the high season at the moment in temple bar so the venue with be jammed with tourists from all across the globe sexy spainish, american and UK tourists getting down and durty with Dublin's sexiest R'n'B crowd, Models from Full Force Entertainment and some very well known faces.
Dont miss the biggest party of Summer 2009 Party like a Rock Star and Fcuk like a Porn Star
@ VIP Friday July 14th ,
Entry €10
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Slick DJ MagazineIl y a 24 semainesHi Neil Burke
Exhale @ The Basement Club, Murtaghs Complex
Carrick on shannon Presents :
ELECTROTEC aka :
Dj Higgsta (Vibe Fm)
Darren D (Privilge)
Dj Wonka
Playing a mix of House/Electro/Techno. This FRIDAY the 19th June / DOORS 11PM TILL LATE
DRINK PROMOS:
FREE SHOT / Tiger Beer €3,50 / Vodka + Redbull €7
Next Friday : ROCKWELL
WE STILL HAVE A HOLIDAY TO IBIZA TOBE WON
ask the girl on cash desk for more info
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ShivonIl y a 31 semainesis that right? Do you also claim that leprechauns have repeatedly stolen your shoes yes? Hm, i dont want you to have to let your connections bum you again just to get a ticket....
a song eh? can i prefrom an interpretive dance instead....of leprechauns stealing your shoes...
theres another way of studying??
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ShivonIl y a 31 semainesoh yeah, i heard about that shit. looks deadly but money
it doesnt grown in bushes neil! lol
aye deffo hittin EP, (Y)
yeah if i can get some cash sibin should be good...
ah a bit shit, ive been a queer about college all year some im pretty fucked at this point...
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ShivonIl y a 31 semainesyes i grasped what Mr. J stood for thankyou neil
aye that it is, I dont think im going mstrkrft now...may hit sibin though..
em, yes...ur always shirtless? nahahahaha, i see neil, ya big raging gay.
you goin EP yhis year?
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ShivonIl y a 31 semainesThat was a variable comment of insults!!! well done!
no no, thats not her...her screen name is mydaughteriscrazyandwillkickyouras
sifyoutalkshitaboutme....666 (Y)
obvious but nice none the less
mr j? will you not be shirtless at the dragon no?
hm, im tryna stay in a bit this week, doin my exams. course i was considering mstrkrft.... -
ShivonIl y a 31 semainesi am neil, I am! *is cool* pffft, bebo is awesome....well no, bebo's aload of queer but facebooks even worse. only queers are on facebook....you a queer neil? ARE ya????
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ShivonIl y a 31 semaineshaha, and I actually plan to! line up is savage so it is
woop woop, life...for life?
no?
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ShivonIl y a 31 semaines*sigh*
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ShivonIl y a 32 semaineshaha, you do that!!! hm, ill see what i can do i would love to go to that gig
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ShivonIl y a 32 semaineshaha, ill tell him that will i?
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ShivonIl y a 32 semainesyeah? i know i really wanna go, line up's ridiculous. i have to attend a college mates birthday though so

















Hey Neil
Namiam. 0 réponsesyou're invited to Mr. Jones tomorrow
Fake Blood is playing tomorrow
hes just some londener, really good
check it out
i'll get ya on the guest list
free blood and all
love nimballs
Hey Burkey
Louise Kelly 0 réponsesYou are hereby invited to my 21st party!! yay for you
Where: Russell Court Hotel, Harcourt Street
When: Friday May 9th
Time: 9 o clock
Bring:
Me a presentAnyone you like!Hope you can make it!
xxx
Hey Neil
Sinead Quinn 0 réponsesyour invited to my 21st
When : Saturday 15th March
Where: Garda Club, Harrington st., Dublin 8.
Time : 8.30
Hope ya can come and feel free to bring a guest
Sinead