Neil Burke

Mr Jones Presents : An Art and Music Explosion this thursday with Crafty Beggars & Arty Party Feat: 8Ball, Sounds of System Breakdown, Signo

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  • The Whooper Swan

    The Whooper Swan is similar in appearance to the Bewick's Swan. However, it is larger. It has a more angular head shape and is the ultimate sessioner

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  • A Plan

    Influltrate the sub-culture of society, merge classes, release free thought, deny aggression, promote acceptance, intrust the free with the responsibility of freedom, growth, everyone must grow, reverse the irreversible nature of capitalism, breath life to the weak, see the beauty of ignorance and admire it, relinquish the dismay of knowedge and fullfill its goals.

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  • Facts of Life

    Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

    At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

    One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

    You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

    Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

    Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

    Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

    You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

    Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

    You never know where to look when eating a banana.

    Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

    Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

    Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

    You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

    Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

    The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

    The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

    Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

    Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

    Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

    Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

    Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

    You never ever run out of salt.

    Old ladies can eat more than you think.

    You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

    There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

    No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

    Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

    The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

    People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

    You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

    Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

    Bricks are horrible to carry.

    In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

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  • PARTY ON BOY

    Hey Neil

    you're invited to Mr. Jones tomorrow
    Fake Blood is playing tomorrow
    hes just some londener, really good
    check it out
    i'll get ya on the guest list

    free blood and all

    love nimballs

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  • My 21st!!

    Hey Burkey

    You are hereby invited to my 21st party!! yay for you :)

    Where: Russell Court Hotel, Harcourt Street

    When: Friday May 9th

    Time: 9 o clock

    Bring: Me a present Anyone you like! :P

    Hope you can make it!

    xxx

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  • My 21st Birthday

    Hey Neil

    your invited to my 21st

    When : Saturday 15th March

    Where: Garda Club, Harrington st., Dublin 8.

    Time : 8.30

    Hope ya can come and feel free to bring a guest

    Sinead

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  • Freaks On Friday
    Freaks On Friday

    HI (Neil Burke)

    Thursday 12th November

    Burn beach club presents

    SEBASTIEN LEGER

    Sébastien Léger is a French house DJ and producer. His singles "Hit Girl", "Hypnotized" and "Aqualight" have become hit dance singles played in clubs across Europe.

    For one night only.....

    For bookings email info@burnbeachclub.ie

    Drinks promotions and loads of quality elecno tunes

    Roar......club rules apply.......always drink responsibly...

    Doors 10.30pm
    Pay at the door event

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     ___

    ASLAN LIVE SUNDAY 15TH NOVEMBER
    DOORS 8PM

    TICKETS ONSALE FROM:

    FOOD 4 THOUGHT ON THE HILL IN STILLORGAN, CO.DUBLIN
    OR
    ZIP DRY CLEANERS IN DUN LAOGHAIRE, CO.DUBLIN

    OR MON, WED, THURS, FRI & SAT NIGHT @ BURN BEACH CLUB FROM 9PM

    EMAIL: info@burnbeachclub.ie
    CALL: 0860569766

    Il y a 3 semaines
  • Slick DJ Magazine
    Slick DJ Magazine

    Hi Neil Burke

    We hope you are keeping well JUST TO LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A HANDFUL OF TICKETS LEFT FOR:

    The Musical Mystery Tour, It will take place on Sat the 31st of Oct (Halloween Night). @ FAIRYHOUSE COMPLEX, there will be yet again three rooms of music and in each one there will be a mix of House, Techno, Electro played from 4pm till the early morning hours. There are two heated in door arenas with a full bar and there will be one out door area. It is a Halloween party so best fancy dress on the night will win a cash prize. If you would like to attend this private party please email members@slick-dj.com or contact one of the Dj’s that are playing Tickets priced at €25.
    Each Dj will organize a bus there and back priced at only €10 per head return
    OVER 18

    On the night we will have :
    Security /Food van /Insurance
    Full Bar with drink promos
    A Chill out area (Seating area)Dancers / performers

    Il y a 5 semaines
  • Slick DJ Magazine
    Slick DJ Magazine

    Hi Neil Burke
    We hope you are keeping well JUST TO LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A HANDFUL OF TICKETS LEFT FOR:

    The Musical Mystery Tour, It will take place on Sat the 31st of Oct (Halloween Night). We have a new venue just 15 mins drive from Dublin city centre, there will be yet again three rooms of music and in each one there will be a mix of House, Techno, Electro played from 4pm till the early morning hours. There are two heated in door arenas with a full bar and there will be one out door area. It is a Halloween party so best fancy dress on the night will win a cash prize. If you would like to attend this private party please email members@slick-dj.com or contact one of the Dj’s that are playing.
    Each Dj will organize a bus there and back priced at only €10 per head return
    OVER 18

    On the night we will have :
    Security /Food van /Insurance
    Full Bar with drink promos
    A Chill out area (Seating area)Dancers / performers

    Il y a 6 semaines
  • Questhousebudda New
    Questhousebudda New

    Sat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast

    1 room - 8 djs

    djs

    Reece Rodgers
    Haywire
    Bozy
    Aaron Watton
    Copy and paste
    Phunk

    and resident Colin Gent

    Funky to Progressive House

    5 quid in
    8.30 til 1am

    Hope to see you there !!

    House Music in the Odyssey ?

    Every Thur, Sat, Sun

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  • Questhousebudda New
    Questhousebudda New

    Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey -
    Belfast

    OUR BIG WEEKEND

    We introduce our very special guest
    SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
    residents Colin Gent and Emo

    Funky to Progressive House

    7 quid in
    8.30 til 1am

    Hope to see you there !!

    House Music in the Odyssey ?

    Every Thur, Sat, Sun

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    Il y a 14 semaines
  • Questhousebudda New
    Questhousebudda New

    Sat 22nd Aug Bar Budda Oddyssey

    Dj Tabb and Matt Lamont join residents Colin Gent and Emo for another night of funky to progressive house.

    5 quid in
    8.30 til 1am

    House music in the Oddyssey?

    See you there !!

    Every Thur , Sat and Sun

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    Il y a 15 semaines
  • Mr Hip-Hop
    Mr Hip-Hop

    O:O :O Hey its Mr Hip-Hop

    We are hosting an Explosive and Exculsive Night in Temple Bar, with 1400 people capacity and multiple rooms of R'n'B. hiphop and funk over 3 floors, with Dublin's biggest and best DJ's.

    VIP FRIDAY @ TURKS HEAD , Temple Bar August Friday 14th DJ WAX DJ AHMED Toby Fabian

    Its the high season at the moment in temple bar so the venue with be jammed with tourists from all across the globe sexy spainish, american and UK tourists getting down and durty with Dublin's sexiest R'n'B crowd, Models from Full Force Entertainment and some very well known faces.

    Dont miss the biggest party of Summer 2009 Party like a Rock Star and Fcuk like a Porn Star :D @ VIP Friday July 14th ,

    Entry €10

    Il y a 17 semaines
  • Suzanne Harris
    Suzanne Harris

    Hello there stranger!!.. :D

    X

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  • Slick DJ Magazine
    Slick DJ Magazine

    Hi Neil Burke

    Exhale @ The Basement Club, Murtaghs Complex
    Carrick on shannon Presents :

    ELECTROTEC aka :
    Dj Higgsta (Vibe Fm)
    Darren D (Privilge)
    Dj Wonka
    Playing a mix of House/Electro/Techno. This FRIDAY the 19th June / DOORS 11PM TILL LATE

    DRINK PROMOS:
    FREE SHOT / Tiger Beer €3,50 / Vodka + Redbull €7

    Next Friday : ROCKWELL

    WE STILL HAVE A HOLIDAY TO IBIZA TOBE WON
    ask the girl on cash desk for more info



    Il y a 24 semaines
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    is that right? Do you also claim that leprechauns have repeatedly stolen your shoes yes? Hm, i dont want you to have to let your connections bum you again just to get a ticket.... :P a song eh? can i prefrom an interpretive dance instead....of leprechauns stealing your shoes...

    theres another way of studying??

    Il y a 31 semaines
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    oh yeah, i heard about that shit. looks deadly but money :( it doesnt grown in bushes neil! lol
    aye deffo hittin EP, (Y)
    yeah if i can get some cash sibin should be good...
    ah a bit shit, ive been a queer about college all year some im pretty fucked at this point...:)

    Il y a 31 semaines
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    yes i grasped what Mr. J stood for thankyou neil :L
    aye that it is, I dont think im going mstrkrft now...may hit sibin though..
    em, yes...ur always shirtless? nahahahaha, i see neil, ya big raging gay. :) you goin EP yhis year?

    Il y a 31 semaines
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    That was a variable comment of insults!!! well done! :)
    no no, thats not her...her screen name is mydaughteriscrazyandwillkickyouras
     sifyoutalkshitaboutme....666 (Y)

    obvious but nice none the less :D
    mr j? will you not be shirtless at the dragon no?
    hm, im tryna stay in a bit this week, doin my exams. course i was considering mstrkrft....

    Il y a 31 semaines
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    i am neil, I am! *is cool* pffft, bebo is awesome....well no, bebo's aload of queer but facebooks even worse. only queers are on facebook....you a queer neil? ARE ya????



    my mams on facebook....case and point

    Il y a 31 semaines
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    haha, and I actually plan to! line up is savage so it is :D
    woop woop, life...for life?
    no? :L

    Il y a 31 semaines
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    *sigh*

    I know im such an utter failure...what happened to getting rid of my other plans huh?? i blame you neil!

    Il y a 31 semaines
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    haha, you do that!!! hm, ill see what i can do i would love to go to that gig :)

    Il y a 32 semaines
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    haha, ill tell him that will i? :)

    Il y a 32 semaines
  • Shivon
    Shivon

    yeah? i know i really wanna go, line up's ridiculous. i have to attend a college mates birthday though so :(

    Il y a 32 semaines