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Alright peeps?, well what can i say here?

Well im a technical director for an electrical engineering company in musselburgh. I love my racing and go mental in the car every chance i get (driving licence is taking a pounding but hey). I love my music festivals ie creamfields and global gathering - roll on the summer whoohoo

Besides -life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, a smoke in one hand, Morgans in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ~ “Woo Hoo what a ride!!!"

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Anders says:

"You fckin Beauty... polis caught the wankers who have been vandalising my car on bryson road... " (3 weeks ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me

Melanie S
No wonder im getting grey hairs lol

Music

Armin van buuren, Oakenfold, Tiesto, Sasha & Digweed, Kyau & Albert, Deep Dish, Steve Agnello and of course cant forget good old Above & Beyond

Films

The Matrix, Fast & The Furious Trilogy, Kill Bill, Human Traffic

Sports

Rallying, Racing, Pool, Driving the missus daft (its an art in itself)

Happiest When

Im belting up the M90 in the subaru listening to that sweet sweet burble from the exhaust

You just know when a scooby is heading in your direction

Mods to the impreza

K&N Induction Kit.......................... .................... Front Mount Intercooler.................. .................. Full - Blitz Nur Spec exhaust...................... ..... Ninja Decat - Talk about loud lol................... GT Spec Tubular Headers / Up-pipe............ Headers DEI Heat Wrapped...................... ... Lumenition HT leads........................ ............... Ngk 7B plugs........................ ............................. Walbro 255 L/hr Uprated Fuel Pump............ Uprated Radiator..................... ......................... Replica Sti V8 Scoop - Still to be painted..... Apexi Power Fc & Commander.................... .. Digital Boost Gauge........................ ................. Cusco Adjustable Droplinks.................... ....... Front Strut Brace........................ ....................... Rear Strut Brace........................ ........................

And More

Daiyama Fully Adj Coilovers.................... ....... In Car Damper Controller................... ............. 22mm Rear Roll Bar.......................... .............. Goodridge Braided Brake Lines.................... Uprated Front Disks........................ ................. WRC / Cusco Pace Car Graphics.................

Mods to be done

Cusco Lower H Brace........................ .............. Front Roll Bar.......................... ........................ Anti Lift Kit.......................... ............................. .. IHI VF34 Turbo........................ ....................... 550CC Injectors.................... ............................ Samco Maf - Turbo Intake Pipe...................... Fuel labs Pressure Regulator.................... .... P1 WRC Wheels / Toyo Proxes

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

0 Comments 59 days
Differences between men & women.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars
thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women
with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads
to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just
love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went
to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried
on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just
buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,
"Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a
tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,
honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think
this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I
don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,
I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things
I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least
that ***** knows I'm smarter than her.

1 Comment 209 days
Subaru Law

The other day I was cruising along as usual in my Subaru coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.

First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)

Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the Subaru lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for Subaru drivers only?)

Anyway, once I was in the Subaru lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the Subaru lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!

Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the Subaru lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.

Of course, once he realised it was a Subaru behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.

Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either -
they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police Station said that because I drive a Subaru, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a Subaru.

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