Anders <andyborland2>


Alright peeps?, well what can i say here?

Well im a technical director for an electrical engineering company in musselburgh. I love my racing and go mental in the car every chance i get (driving licence is taking a pounding but hey). I love my music festivals ie creamfields and global gathering - roll on the summer whoohoo :)

Besides -life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, a smoke in one hand, Morgans in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ~ “Woo Hoo what a ride!!!"

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Anders says:

"You fckin Beauty... polis caught the wankers who have been vandalising my car on bryson road... " (3 weeks ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Melanie S
No wonder im getting grey hairs lol

Music
Armin van buuren, Oakenfold, Tiesto, Sasha & Digweed, Kyau & Albert, Deep Dish, Steve Agnello and of course cant forget good old Above & Beyond
Films
The Matrix, Fast & The Furious Trilogy, Kill Bill, Human Traffic
Sports
Rallying, Racing, Pool, Driving the missus daft (its an art in itself)
Happiest When
Im belting up the M90 in the subaru listening to that sweet sweet burble from the exhaust :) You just know when a scooby is heading in your direction :)
Mods to the impreza
K&N Induction Kit..........................  .................... Front Mount Intercooler..................  .................. Full - Blitz Nur Spec exhaust......................  ..... Ninja Decat - Talk about loud lol................... GT Spec Tubular Headers / Up-pipe............ Headers DEI Heat Wrapped......................  ... Lumenition HT leads........................  ............... Ngk 7B plugs........................  ............................. Walbro 255 L/hr Uprated Fuel Pump............ Uprated Radiator.....................  ......................... Replica Sti V8 Scoop - Still to be painted..... Apexi Power Fc & Commander....................  .. Digital Boost Gauge........................  ................. Cusco Adjustable Droplinks....................  ....... Front Strut Brace........................  ....................... Rear Strut Brace........................  ........................
And More
Daiyama Fully Adj Coilovers....................  ....... In Car Damper Controller...................  ............. 22mm Rear Roll Bar..........................  .............. Goodridge Braided Brake Lines.................... Uprated Front Disks........................  ................. WRC / Cusco Pace Car Graphics.................
Mods to be done
Cusco Lower H Brace........................  .............. Front Roll Bar..........................  ........................ Anti Lift Kit..........................  .............................  .. IHI VF34 Turbo........................  ....................... 550CC Injectors....................  ............................ Samco Maf - Turbo Intake Pipe...................... Fuel labs Pressure Regulator....................  .... P1 WRC Wheels / Toyo Proxes

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  • 0 - 200 in 6 seconds

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.

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  • Differences between men & women.

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
    differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars
    thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women
    with their heart.

    FOR EXAMPLE:

    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
    bed.

    Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
    "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

    I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads
    to hear...

    "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
    enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just
    love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went
    to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
    time with her.

    We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
    big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried
    on several different very expensive outfits.

    She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just
    buy them all.

    She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,
    "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

    We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a
    pair of diamond earrings.

    Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I
    was one wave short of a shipwreck.

    I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a
    tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,
    honey."

    She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
    excitement.

    Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think
    this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I
    don't feel like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
    baffled, "WHAT?"

    I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
    while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
    for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,
    I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things
    I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least
    that ***** knows I'm smarter than her.

    1 Comment 209 days

  • Subaru Law


    The other day I was cruising along as usual in my Subaru coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.

    First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)

    Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the Subaru lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for Subaru drivers only?)

    Anyway, once I was in the Subaru lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the Subaru lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!

    Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the Subaru lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.

    Of course, once he realised it was a Subaru behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.

    Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either -
    they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police Station said that because I drive a Subaru, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a Subaru.

    1 Comment 318 days

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  • Roisin-Roxanne M luv Roisin-Roxanne M

    Heyey there gd thanks hows things with u?

    anaw ae

    xxx

    1 day ago
  • Lynn P Lynn P

    hey when did you leave a comment on my bebo page? this bebos pissing me off,whats going on wif it? hows ur motar in this horrid weather? x

    5 days ago
  • Roy N Roy N

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mind n click add ursel as a member on ma page :P :L

    1 week ago
  • Roy N Roy N

    sweet il get them on shortly then:D

    haha tel me bout it,met a far nicer bird though all good just need to take it easy am thinking!!!

    uv got a dam good point there like,fukd if i was hanging around getting grief of her sour face noooooooooooooway!!!!!! al let the next poor lad put up with it,which i dnt think wil be for long ha

    u gt any snow doon ur way? scoob needs cleaned properly am thinking :L

    1 week ago
  • Roy N Roy N

    she was strikin eh wrong dam cords mate :L ach both decided to finish although it was more her,never worry,got my eyes on a new fittie;)

    ad b flying of the handle if some1 took the mirror of a metro never mind a fcukin scoob,is it alrite if i stick some pics oh ur car on the page?? its in progress only made it the night keep getting distracted by ladies :L :L

    cheers lad!!

    1 week ago
  • Scooby Scooby

    nt mch nw at ome bored n diz u?
    wat u at 4 da wekend

    1 week ago
  • Roy N Roy N

    goodlad!!! haha drink the root of all evil,well leading the single life again so its all good in the hood bro!!! bday a week friday shud be a blast:D :L

    oh starting up valeting man its alot oh work but getting there!!!

    they shud give his name oot and he should b tied tae the scoob for a few stages through a rally :L :L aye guaranteed he gets away with it bloody crazy

    cheers man,things r fine apart from weather which means no work no worry though

    join the band i made on bebo :P

    http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Memb...

    whats on this weekend?drink haha

    1 week ago
  • Scooby Scooby

    hey ow u?
    me nt 3 bad nw i av 2 say xxxx
    tanx 4 da love i wil gt u bk k

    1 week ago
  • Roy N Roy N

    alrite lad hows it going?

    u get the little fuk sorted out damaging the cars?

    1 week ago
  • Emma S Aka Emz luv Emma S Aka Emz

    Hey thanks 4 accepting :D
    You up to much the day?
    Have a wee red thing :P !
    x

    2 weeks ago
  • Aileen Aileen

    good good

    omg :O

    glad you got them sick gits,just jelouse..............

    yeah it will,just hate waitting though lmao

    am off to bed keep in touch

    x

    3 weeks ago
  • Aileen luv Aileen

    How you doin stranger long time no spk?:P

    so how's things.......

    how's the car comeing alone on the inside.........

    me just keeping quite........

    still job huntting :(

    x

    3 weeks ago
  • Cathy Cathy

    Guid yin getting the fecker damaging the cars :D but they will only get a slap on the wrist for it >:(

    3 weeks ago
  • Roy N Roy N

    crack nw lad?

    cot the fuker that damaged ur car?fukin delighted with that then?

    whats been doing?behavin:P

    3 weeks ago
  • Dannyboi Dannyboi

    alright mate im not sure if i have askd u b4 but i have got sum alloyrs 4 sale which will onli fit on subaru are u interested if so then have a look at my bebo on the picturs it says momo's 4 sale have a look and get back to me

    cheers wb

    4 weeks ago
  • Roy N Roy N

    well lad what you sayin?

    am single again wooohooo,fancy a night ooooot loooooooooooool

    4 weeks ago
  • Roy N Roy N

    oh never!!!

    sounds lek a good night pal!!

    hows eh scoob coming along?anyhin more done?

    loooooooool id imagine you would spend a fortune ;)

    4 weeks ago
  • Lynn P Lynn P

    Hiya hows you? what you been up to lately,friendzi is doing my nut in can neva get on the bloody thing lol. xx

    4 weeks ago
  • Roy N Roy N

    how u doin mate?

    5 weeks ago
  • Roy N Roy N

    nt bad at al mate! ach got a pc to build cnt b arsed am sure al get it done lol no even bothered wi the pub masel man!

    6 weeks ago via Mobile
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