Anders
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Maschio, 30,
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- Città: Edinburgh
- Stato sentimentale: È complicato
- Visite al profilo: 5.490
- Data registrazione: October 2005
- Ultimo accesso: 1 minuto fa
- www.bebo.com/andyborland2
- Messaggio personale
- It's all fun and games,'till someone gets hurt! Then it's hilarious
- Tutto su di me
- Alright peeps?, what can i say here?
Well im a technical director for an electrical engineering company in musselburgh. I love my racing and go mental in the car every chance i get (driving licence is taking a pounding but hey). I love my music festivals ie creamfields and global gathering - roll on the summer whoohoo
Only gone and got my name in the who's who book of young directors of 2009. How the hell did i manage that? I hardly have the time to direct myself to bed never mind a company
- Music
- I usually listen to trance ie, Armin van buuren and good old Above & Beyond but can listen to pretty much anything with a decent beat.
- Films
- The Matrix, Fast & The Furious Trilogy, Kill Bill, Human Traffic, Lord of the rings, basically anything involving action / adventure, fantasy or blood and guts lol. Lets just say anything apart from chick flicks lol
- Sports
- Racing at knockhill whenever i get the chance although its getting few and far between these days.
- Happiest When
- Out driving in the motor of course, at least until my ears start bleeding wi the noise that is lol.
- Mods to the impreza
- K&N Induction Kit
Front Mount Intercooler
Blitz Nur Spec Rear Exhaust
Straight Through Centre Section
Ninja Decatted Downpipe
GT Spec Tubular Headers / Flow Matched Up-pipe
Headers / Up-pipe / Downpipe DEI Heat Wrapped
Lumenition HT Leads
Ngk 7B Spark Plugs
Walbro 255 L/hr Uprated Fuel Pump
Uprated Radiator
Apexi Power Fc & Commander
Mapping by Andy Forrest
Digital Boost Gauge
TD05-16G Turbo Upgrade
Front Strut Brace
Rear Strut Brace - And More
- Unisia Jecs 550cc Injectors
Adjustable Fuel Pressure Regulator
Daiyama Fully Adj Track Coilovers 10kg/mm Springs
Daiyama In Car Damper Controller
Rear Camber Bolts
Geometry Settings -1.5° Front / -1.3° Rear Camber 0° Toe
Whiteline 22mm Front Roll Bar
Whiteline 22mm Rear Roll Bar
Whiteline Anti Lift Kit
Whiteline Roll Centre Adjust Kit
Whiteline Steering Rack Bushes
Whiteline Front Droplinks
Whiteline Rear Droplinks
Goodridge Braided Brake Lines
Uprated Front Disks
WRC / Cusco Pace Car Graphics - Mods to be done
- Rear Adjustable Track Arms / Tie Rods
Samco Maf - Turbo Intake Pipe
6 Pot Calipers & Uprated Discs
Monza Wide Bodykit
Full Respray
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BTCC Brands Hatch GT Loop Finals
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BTCC Donnington Park 2009
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BTCC Drivers
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SHIT - The most functional word in the dictionary
Well, it's shit . that's right , shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
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Sandpaper Sally - This isnt my joke - Read at your own peril!!! lol
A teenager for his eighteenth birthday gets 50 bucks from his dad and his dad tells him to go 2 a hooker bar and get any slut BUT Sandpaper Sally. The guy says "ok", and goes to the place. He finds out there's noone there but Sandpaper Sally so he decides to come back later. After about an hour, he comes back and still only Sandpaper Sally is there, so he says" Screw it, I am not waiting any longer." So he's in there with her and he says" OWWW!!!! Damn that hurts like a bitch!" She says," Hold on a minute." So she goes to the bathroom for about 10 minutes then comes out. They start doing the Matrress Mambo and he says," Wow that feels much better, how'd you do it?" She says" I just picked my scabs.
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Alco-horoscopes
ARIES Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes
don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them
prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they
get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk I as
good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries
can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever
happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be
counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done
anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.
TAURUS Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming
for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated
Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-China-shop inebriate
who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the
preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and
barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the
Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, ER,
gregarious (full of loud mouth soup, some would say) and is extremely
amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
GEMINI Drinking style: Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior
much-- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's
just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse
and allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of
intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability
to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with
several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round
-- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer,
sauvignon blanc and
limoncello) for their own amusement.
CANCER Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with
dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it,
Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard
against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and
insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers
are never really drunk; instead, they get 'tired and emotional' (read: weepy
when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and
spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even
your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla,
and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.
LEO Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous
dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding
dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're
darling -Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit,
probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get
over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one
what rung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so
just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expects a sheepish (and hung
over) Lion to make it up to you the next day. *
VIRGO Drinking style: Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto
their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking
less than other signs, sure --but it could also lead to drinking booze neat,
to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully
shellacked -- but, oh, when they do!
Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking
within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and
surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, 'I'm going to
drink myself into a low-level of intelligence tonight.' A toast to the0 commenti 121 giorni
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| Name : |   Andy | |
| Nick Name : |   Anders | |
| Birthdate : |   21-06-79 | |
| Birthplace: |   Dundee | |
| Current Location: |   Edinburgh | |
| Eye Color: |   Blue | |
| Hair Color: |   Fair | |
| Height: |   6 ft | |
| Weight: |   10 3/4 Stone | |
| Piercings: |   Jabbed my finger a couple of times at work? | |
| Tatoos: |   nope | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   Got a ball & chain...no doubt there. | |
| Vehicle: |   The Impreza of course :) | |
| Overused Phrase: |   Fuck It, here we go again... | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   Indian | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |   Anywhere wi drink and good banter | |
| Candy: |   Aye | |
| Number: |   Not 3 anyway.. | |
| Color: |   Blue | |
| Animal: |   Dog | |
| Drink: |   Lager | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   Eyes | |
| Perfume: |   anything apart from odour de piglet | |
| TV Show: |   House | |
| Music Album: |   Loads | |
| Movie: |   Lord of the rings | |
| Actor/Actress: |   Loads | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   Coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   Got to be the golden arches | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   Choccy | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   Coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   Hug | |
| Dog or Cat: |   Dog | |
| Rap or Punk: |   None | |
| Summer or Winter: |   Hmm summer but winters good for going sideways in the scoob | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   Both | |
| Love or Money: |   Ha ha hmm love...no wait...money lol | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   I have a bedtime? | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   If its a missing memory, how can i miss it? | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   Height | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   Damn it | |
| Ambition: |   Now thats tellin | |
| Best Friends: |   What about them? | |
| Weakness: |   Too soft wi the missus | |
| Fears: |   Spiders. Long story involving a nest :( | |
| Longest relationship: |   12 years | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   You serious? | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   Been jumped but not beaten up | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   Aye - he deserved a lot more. | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   Nope | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   Aye, the river tay, the spey and moness swimming pool lol | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   Well thats a gimmie | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   Not that im aware of lol | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   Green | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   Brown | |
| Short or Long: |   Long | |
| Height: |   Any | |
| Style: |   Classy / casual | |
| Looks or Personality: |   Personality | |
| Hot or Cute |   Cute | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |   lol skinny i think | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: |   Egypt | |
| How do you want to Die: |   Is this a threat? | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   Aye | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   Aye | |
| Health Freak: |   100 press ups a day count? | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   Wouldnt call myself gods gift lol | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   Course | |
| Want to go to College: |   Been | |
| Do you Smoke: |   Aye | |
| Do you Drink: |   Aye | |
| Shower Daily: |   Aye | |
| Been in Love: |   Better say yes to this one | |
| Do you Sing: |   Nope - couldnt carry a tune in a bucket | |
| Want to get Married: |   Not really | |
| Do you want Children: |   Eventually | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: |   Bit late for that | |
| Hate anyone: |   Nah | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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lol aye sumthin like that snow was really bad down here and i was on a back road and my car just locked up straight into a dam bridge
am ok tho
hate the snow!!!!xxx
aryt m8 how r u?
hows the car going??
Aw sounds like uv got a lot on just now, am not upto much really just workn away got a bit of a chest infection so that's pretty shit but apart from that a cany complain realy, ma sons 3rd bday on sun so got off work for it! First sun off in a while
never mind its all money at the end of the day! Xx
well that was clever i closed the facebook convo hahahahahahahahahaha
so......you were saying about drink?
awryt stranger!! never hear from u anymore
ur no very nice lol hows u? been upti much? xx
a ha gutted looool....x
Aw right that must o been fun for ya lol x
y wez u in smelgin?? xx
hey hows you??
what you been upto?? x
defo next time we r through but will need 2 wait till pups are all gone lol x x
yeah things r good loving living out here but sometimes a bit 2 quiet lol. ruby Ir having pups soon so that will b fun. tell mel im askin 4 her x x
ello u how goes it x
am good thanx luv, not online much myself, just keepn busy with work n kids n my man lol startd my xmas shopn to lol sad but got a lot to buy so best get a head start.x
hey stranger long time no speak, hows thngs?x
being a financial adviser aint easy, neither are these bloody exams
wots u done to ur car then? ya plonker
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work, work work
If u find an easier way to make a living give me a shout
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Same old... weathers been pish eh!
Just had a quiet one.
Hows things with u? x
Lmao... cunts ave ma hoose numba
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Yeh im good thanks
All work no play for me now tho... but on just over a weeks hols after sunday morning WOOOOOOOOOOOOP (well unles i get called in to cover- which is pretty much a deff
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HeyHey Yhoo.
Hows It Going? xx xx