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Alistair Keenan <alywhat>
"This city has 2 great teams, Rangers, and Rangers Reserves."


Well, i have finished college, got my qualification in Landscape and Construction, and while a tough year.... i have no regrets!.

Started work in town, after aying id never work call centres again, brilliant eh?. I am now an uncle to my nephew Lewis, who me, Ian and Craig will make sure grows up a blue nose!. Hopefully by 2009 i'll be out of this shitehole country and in Canada, the irony is im as patriotic about being British as anyone else, maybe i need to change my gimmick.

By 2010 im expecting to goto the Antarctic with my friend, something we've planned for a very long time.

my MSN is at alywhat@msn.com, feel free to add it.

I now refuse to support nor follow Rangers until David Murray leaves the club.

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Hometown
glasgow
Alistair Keenan's URL
http://www.bebo.com/alywhat
Member Since
August 2006

Alistair Keenan says:
"training has me fucked. I also done cross bar challenge form 40 yards and hit the bar first time didnt i Iain " (1 day ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
ShOrt Arse '
The Myth, The Legend, Easy on the Wine :P

Music
Anything relaly, i can like something by someone, but then hate something else by the same person.
Movies
Big Trouble in Little China, Football Factory's, Stargate, Star Wars, Matrix trilogy, Still Game, Family Guy adn a few others.
Sports
New York Rangers of the NHL. Andy Murray in Tennis And when he resigns, Rangers FC.
Scared Of
Gay People, and the Santa Clause looking bunnet under Central Station lol. Celtic fans.
Enjoys
shaggin, sleeping, playing fitbaw, playing fifa, having a bit of banter wae the lads, and getting shit-faced
Life Ambitions
Women lol. Visit Antartica and take an expedition, how random do you like it? Buy a 1984 Lotuso Turbo Esprit Twin Turbo. Take an expedition to Antartica, draw a massive union jack and print my name into the Guinness Book of World Records, have it. Play one game of football on Ibrox turf. Imigrate to Canada and live for a year to develop my career.
Hopes and wishes
Fuck knows yet

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Super Ally VS. Random hooker on Yahoo
Chrisha Hollebon: hi
Chrisha Hollebon: hello
BUZZ!!!
ali keenan: hi
Chrisha Hollebon: hello
Chrisha Hollebon: where you from hun?
ali keenan: right, slow down big chief.
ali keenan: if your going to ask me to register or vote im NOT interested
Chrisha Hollebon: lookwhat?
Chrisha Hollebon: did i tell you to vote for me
Chrisha Hollebon: noi dont saqy that
Chrisha Hollebon: why ?
Chrisha Hollebon: i tell that im not candidate in elections
Chrisha Hollebon: got it
Chrisha Hollebon: your motherfucker
ali keenan: get a grip of yourself
Chrisha Hollebon: fuck you hun
Chrisha Hollebon: im not a girl you think
ali keenan: no fuck you, because clearly no one else is
Chrisha Hollebon: fuck your selkf
Chrisha Hollebon: i dont want to chat you ok fuck you
ali keenan: ok, tell E.T. i want my bike back

ROUND TWO.....DING!

Super Ally™ - Kiss a 7-up can and get goodluck said:
so was that why you added me
hotsexyyammy@hotmail.com said:
hi
Super Ally™ - Вы все. БОЛЬШОЕ JЛCШ ЗНАЛО said:
hi

hotsexyyammy@hotmail.com says:
where you from?
Super Ally™ - Вы все. БОЛЬШОЕ JЛCШ ЗНАЛО says:
scotland
hotsexyyammy@hotmail.com says:
ok
hotsexyyammy@hotmail.com says:
waht you up too honey?
Super Ally™ - Вы все. БОЛЬШОЕ JЛCШ ЗНАЛО says:
about to goto work
hotsexyyammy@hotmail.com says:
do want me some naughty fun before going to work?
Super Ally™ - Вы все. БОЛЬШОЕ JЛCШ ЗНАЛО says:
why would i need naughty fun?
hotsexyyammy@hotmail.com says:
no honey
Super Ally™ - Вы все. БОЛЬШОЕ JЛCШ ЗНАЛО says:
no no
Super Ally™ - Вы все. БОЛЬШОЕ JЛCШ ЗНАЛО says:
you tell me, why do i need naughty fun?
hotsexyyammy@hotmail.com says:
do you want me to make you hard?
Super Ally™ - Вы все. БОЛЬШОЕ JЛCШ ЗНАЛО says:
do i SOUND like i need naughty fun?
Super Ally™ - Вы все. БОЛЬШОЕ JЛCШ ЗНАЛО says:
did i add you and say "yo, i need naughty fun before i goto work y0"
Super Ally™ - Вы все. БОЛЬШОЕ JЛCШ ЗНАЛО says:
secondly
Super Ally™ - Вы все. БОЛЬШОЕ JЛCШ ЗНАЛО says:
do you think im stupid? in fact dont answer that
Super Ally™ - Вы все. БОЛЬШОЕ JЛCШ ЗНАЛО says:
and thirdly, WHY dont you get a real job?
Super Ally™ - Вы все. БОЛЬШОЕ JЛCШ ЗНАЛО says:
stop harassing people with your scam, because someone like me who isnt cool, is gonna fuckin OWN you with the data protection act of 1998, and the consumer credit act too.
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0 Comments 2 hours ago
Super Ally VS. Begging African.
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: Hello
ali keenan: hi
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: How are you doing today and May i know your name?
ali keenan: alistair, and pretty good
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: Thats Nice and May i know where you are from and Have we met?
ali keenan: you emailed me.
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: Okay and where are you from as well..?
ali keenan: scotland
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: Okay
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: I am from Ghana and How old are you as well
ali keenan: 23.
ali keenan: why is god the answer?
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: Okay and what work do you do as well
ali keenan: id rather not sa
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: Why ?
ali keenan: because i dont know you
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: I am Sarah and I am a Catere
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: Tell me Yours ?
ali keenan: i just told you
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: What work do you do ?
ali keenan: im not telling you.
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: Why so ?
ali keenan: because im not
ali keenan: next question
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: Okay The I am afriad i cant Chart with You Okay
ali keenan: whys that
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: I Need to know you and also you need to know me as well
ali keenan: ah well
ali keenan: so why is god the answer?
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: What do you mean
ali keenan: can you prove god exists?
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: What ?
ali keenan: can you prove god exists
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: Okay
ali keenan: do you speak the lingo?
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: No I dont
ali keenan: do you want me to teach you a few words?
ali keenan: they're real easy
GOD'S WAY IS THE ANSWER Abass: Okay
ali keenan: k
ali keenan: Fuck off, you money begging hermathrodite and get a job. Ta Ta the now!
lovely_fauzia2007: Are you teeling me to Fuck Off?
1 Comment 2 days ago
Other Half
CAN YOU ANSWER 50 THINGS ABOUT YOUR OTHER HALF?

1) What's their name?
Nicole Logan

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
No

3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
lol...

4) How old were you when you first met?
22

5) Do you know their secrets?
Nope

6) Is this person older than you?
Nope

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
a while ago i think

8) Are you related to this person?
nope

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
nope

11) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
nope

12) How many times do you talk to this person?
alot

13) Do you think they will repost this?
not sure

14) Could you live with this person?
nut lol

16) Why is this person your other half?
Shes mental, shes a ned (lol) and shes a laugh.

17) Do you know this persons middle name?
nope

18) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
nope

19) Have you ever gave this person something?
nope

20) Do you know everything about this person?
nope

25) Does this person have a job?
nope

26) Does this person have you as their other half?
yes

27) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
nope

30) Have you and your other half fought before?
nope

31) Does this person drink alcohol?
aye lol oh aye

34) Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
Nope

35) Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
nope

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
nope

37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
nope

38) Do you know this persons bebo password?
nope

40) Do you know who this person likes or who she or he is going out with?
nope

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
nope

42) Does this person have a dog?
fuck knows tbh :O

43) Does this person go on the computer often?
id say so

44) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
nope

46) Do you talk a lot to this person?
regularly aye

47) Has this person yelled at you?
probably lol

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
nope

50) How much do you love this person?
auch, <3 is all that matters :L
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ShOrt Arse '
Awryt Hiv Sum lOvee
12 hours ago
ShOrt Arse '
Aw Wit Makes You
Think Am Very Entertaining
More Fun Watching Paint Dry :L
1 day ago
ShOrt Arse '
Hiw Aw A Sudden
Ye Want Tae Meet Meh :L
Ya Maddy Yeh x
1 day ago
ShOrt Arse '
:L Aw Naww :P
Ryt Then Nxt Week ;-)
Whit Ye Think ? x
1 day ago
ShOrt Arse '
Wel You Said Yhoo Had To
Wait Tul You Had A bit Of Money So
Am Waiting lOl Until Yur Ready x
1 day ago
ShOrt Arse '
Jeremy Kyle Is Class lOl
Get Mad Weridos On Iht Bt :L
Em Wen Ever yur Ready
The Ball Is In Yur Court lol
xx
1 day ago
ShOrt Arse '
Same Puree bOredd
Ahm Sitting Here Eating Soup
N watching Trisha Exciting Ehh ..
Thers A lovee x
1 day ago
ShOrt Arse '
Aww Dnt lOok sO Sadd ...
Ther'sS Moneyy Involedd :L
Yeh Upty Efter Wurk
Wb Bhud x
1 day ago
ShOrt Arse '
Awryt Stranger ;)
How'sS Youu ?
N Whit You Been UPty ?
Have A lOvee x
2 days ago
Catherine Graham
Am naw upty much enite :P x
2 days ago via Mobile
Catherine Graham
Ats agesss away lol.. Wit u upty enite? x x
2 days ago via Mobile
Catherine Graham
Awrite gorgeous ;) hows you? .. Wit ye upty is wknd? .. Wen we goin fur a nite on eh toon :O :L x x
2 days ago via Mobile
Tracey Mcleod
hey hows u?
what u up to/
bbx xxx
4 days ago
Tracey Mcleod
kl kl
yae am on msn jst now
my adress traceymc88@live.cxo.uk
bb urz xxx
1 week ago
Tracey Mcleod
fuck alll board oot ma nut
what aboot u?
am of the morra on strike so no want tae go to ma kip early
bb xxxxx
1 week ago
Tracey Mcleod
hey ali hows u?
what u up to?
bb xxxxx
1 week ago
Catherine Graham
Naw alot either, watchin eastenders :L x
1 week ago via Mobile
Catherine Graham
Aye am gd ta :D ye been upty? x
1 week ago via Mobile
Catherine Graham
Awrite stranger, hows you? x
1 week ago via Mobile
Lori J
i ryt u he's a babe big time hehe, i shes nice too but hehe xxx

ehh nothing just chillin pal usual lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

im going to make myself a munch im so hungry dnt no what to make hehe x x x
2 weeks ago
 
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