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Mr Fyffe

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Feb 23 | me too! | Reply

Mr Fyffe
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  • Male, 26, Luv 171
  • from Bangor
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  • Last active: Mar 1
  • www.bebo.com/alan_bananaman

About Me

Tagline
Your only as good as your last banana..
Me, Myself, and I
Alan AKA Mr Fyffe AKA Bananaman AKA Project B&H AKA Your Da
The Other Half Of Me
Foster

Foster

Frostbite tha 3rd

Music
underground, mainly the h'core

Also would listen to gansta rap by the likes of NWA, ICE T, DRE, Cypress Hill.. and when im feeling nice - De la Soul
Films
Big trouble in Little China, the Goonies, The Lost boys, Donnie Darko, Back to the Future, Willow, Cool Runnings and any 80's horror films. TV: Dexter, League of Gentlemen, Garth Menrenghi's Dark Place.
Sports Of Sorts
Started smoking and it all went down hill from there... Unless you consider stomping to some sorta bassline, cackey trekking, hedge jumping, fed running, roof climbing, pier drinking.
Scared Of
He/shes, losing phones, going deaf, seeing Pauline fowler's face on a sunday..
Happiest When
In a rave or playing to a crowd.
Touched for their badness:
Slipmatt, Ramos&Supreme, Altern8, Topbuzz, Active Force, Brisk, Scott Brown, CLSM, Helix, Kevin Energy, The Ratpack, Dj Rap, Slam (hardcore), Shades of Rhythm, Styles, Lenny Deee, Luna C, Dj Red Alert & Mike Slammer, Vinylgroover, Junki Munki, Dj Twista, Liam Howlett, Vibes & Wishdokta, Grooverider, Seduction, t99, Ellis Dee - in no particular order may i add.
Respecticles..
Dez our lost homeboy

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    • 15/07/06 My heads shat..

      I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

      I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

      Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

      I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.

      I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

      I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

      But I have not yet gone to college.

      1 Comment 305 weeks

    • Says he..

      "Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded."

      1 Comment 305 weeks

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    • .Kirsty. Party Girl
      .Kirsty. Party Girl

      I netted in $580 in three days being on the web! It came from - http://x.co/KTFe You will love me for this!

      11/21/10
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      PRECIOUS BELFAST @ THE ODYSSEY EVERY FRIDAY ( JUST BESIDE THE STAIRS @ PIZZA HUT) PLAYING THIS FRIDAY @ PRECIOUS WILL BE DJ ERIK K - TRANCE SET (JOHN O CALLAGHAN STYLE), BASSY, JD, MISS MYNX ( TRANCE ANTHEMS) & IAN FITZGERALD ( HOUSE SET) SELECTED DRINKS PROMOS £2 TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE PROMOS COME EARLY. DOORS OPEN 9PM PLEASE BRING ID £4 ADMISSION ............NO ID NO ENTRY...... ALSO DONT FORGET KIDD KAOS ON FRIDAY 22ND OCTOBER SEE YA THERE Mr Fyffe

      10/5/10
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      UV PARTY WITH SWANKIE DJ & KASHI FRIDAY 3OTH JULY @ FRAMES with support from LABTEK & PULSE DJS MK RICK RULES THE AUDIO BANDITS ALL DRINKS £2 DOORS OPEN @ 9PM DRESS SMART CASUAL BRING ID LIMITED SPACES SO COME EARLY SEE YOU THERE Mr Fyffe DONT ORGET EVERY THURSDAY @ FRAMES ALL DRINKS £2 WITH COMMERCIAL DANCE/TRANCE

      7/27/10
    • luv Samantha Christon

      Well hellooooooo there mr banana man how the hell are ya?? hope all is well with you and clare bear promise to get over soon im off all next week so waiting on clare letting me know her hours so i can pop over and see ya's miss ya's loads xx xx P.S Get facebook!!!!

      6/2/10
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      NOIZE SUPPRESSOR @ BAR 7 ODYSSEY BELFAST FRIDAY 23RD APRIL with support from DUAL & SHOKK LABTEK & PULSE HARD PROVIDERZ RED HUGE DJ DONNELLY SELECTED DRINKS PROMOS ( BULL ROUND VODKA RED BULL) £12 - 4 VODKA & 2 REDBULL DOORS OPEN 8PM £12 @ DOOR BRING ID AS THIS IS AN OVER 18 S EVENT SEE YA THERE Mr Fyffe

      4/20/10
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      NOIZE SUPPRESSOR @ BAR 7 ODYSSEY BELFAST FRIDAY 23RD APRIL with support from DUAL & SHOKK LABTEK & PULSE HARD PROVIDERZ RED HUGE DJ DONNELLY SELECTED DRINKS PROMOS ( BULL ROUND VODKA RED BULL) £12 - 4 VODKA & 2 REDBULL DOORS OPEN 8PM £12 @ DOOR BRING ID AS THIS IS AN OVER 18 S EVENT SEE YA THERE Mr Fyffe

      4/20/10
    • Kirsty Hawkshaw

      ANJUNABEATS WORLDWIDE VOL 2 TOUR TFI PROMOTIONS & LUCID PROMOTIONS PRESENT: FRIDAY 16TH APRIL @ LA LEA BELFAST MAT ZO (Anjunabeats - Anjunadeep) Walsh & McAuley + More View our profile for more (sent to Mr and all there friends)

      3/31/10
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      o_O EASTER MONDAY @ BAR BUDDAo_O PHIL YORK AMBERD with support from DUAL & SHOKK LABTEK & PULSE HARD PROVIDERZ JIMBOB & GIBY SEEDSY WHITELABEL JONNY COLLINS REZONATE DRINKS PROMOS - VODKA & RED BULL £2.50 MORGANS & COKE £2.50 BOTTLE S BUD & VM £2 THIS IS AN ALL DAY EVENT DOORS OPEN 4PM TILL 1AM £10 @ DOOR BRING ID AS THIS AN OVER 18 S EVENT SEE YA THERE Mr Fyffe

      3/29/10
    • Mandy Hamilton
      luv Mandy Hamilton

      Lol k il let him no! :)

      3/25/10 via Mobile
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      EASTER MONDAY @ BAR BUDDA MONDAY 5TH APRIL TFI PROMOTIONS PRSENTS o_O PHIL YORKo_O & AMBERD (will be playing a hardstyle set) with support from DUAL & SHOKK LABTEK & PULSE HARD PROVIDERZ JIMBOB & GIBY SEEDSY WHITELABEL JONNY COLLINS REZONATE DJ ITCHY MTBC DRINKS PROMOS - VODKA & RED BULL £2.50 MORGANS & COKE £2.50 BOTTLE S BUD & VM £2 THIS IS AN ALL DAY EVENT DOORS OPEN 4PM £10 @ DOOR BRING ID SEE YA THERE 1333050247

      3/18/10
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      Friday 21st May 2010 Frames Complex, Belfast Lucid Events Presents: UNEXIST (Masters of Hardcore) Cuffy Dual & Shokk Labtek & Pulse JimBob Brett Kydd Doors: 8pm - 2am Drinks Promos between 8pm and 10pm!! Tickets: £10 (Limited Supply only 170 Available) Available NOW from BASSDIVISION, BELFAST or any of the DJS sent to Mr and all there friends

      3/17/10
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      o_O HEADHUNTERZ 26TH MARCH @ BAR 7o_O WITH SUPPORT FROM MR & MRS DJ PHANTOM DJ DJ SERGI DJ GIGGELS DJ MADAS DOORS OPEN 8PM TILL 1AM �12 @ DOOR BRING ID THIS IS AN OVER 18 S EVENT FOR ALL THE VIP S WALK STRAIGHT TO DOOR AND TELL DOOR STAFF YOU ARE ON THE VIP GUESTLIST AND SHOW YOUR ID. SEE YOU THERE Mr Fyffe

      3/13/10
    • Mandy Hamilton
      luv Mandy Hamilton

      Hey alan! Can u pm ur num 4 chris he has ur old 1 :)

      3/12/10 via Mobile
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      FRIDAY 12 TH MARCH @ THE FRONTPAGE TFI HAVE HAD TO MOVE TO THE FRONT PAGE AS LA LEA WAS DOUBLE BOOKED & THE DID NOT INFORM US UNTILL TODAY. TFI PROMOTIONS PRESENTS DUAL & SHOKK DECKHEAD & SAM E LABTEK & PULSE HARD PROVIDERZ DJ HARTLEY SEEDSY & FREW DJ WILBUR REZONATE DRINKS PROMOS = 2 KOPPERBERG £5 JAGERMEISTER SHOT £2 DOORS OPEN 8.30PM TILL 2AM £6 @ DOOR THIS IS AN OVER 18 S EVENT SEE YA THERE Mr Fyffe

      3/10/10
    • Marty Hughesdj-Mcfusion
      Marty Hughesdj-Mcfusion

      Check Out Fusion B2B Dexx - UK Hardcore Show Every Sat Nite 10-12 On www.narcoticradio.co.uk

      3/5/10
    • Fester
      Fester

      partyin lyk a crazed animal lol

      3/1/10
    • Fester
      luv Fester

      ul get ya banana peeled fyffey

      2/25/10
    • Tom Sutherland
      Tom Sutherland

      Wats Happenin m8 check my link on my page,listen to some stuff ive been workin on over the past couple of months, il give u a bell some time soon

      2/11/10
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      o_O KIDD KAOSo_O FRIDAY 29TH JANUARY BAR BUDDA - ODYSSEY - BELFAST with support from.... WHITELABEL & JONNY COLLINS SHU JIMBOB & DJ GIBY DJ ITCHY REZONATE VS SEEDSY DRINKS PROMOS, ALL THESE DRINKS £2 VODKA & RED BULL, MORGANS & COKE, MILLER & VODKA VM. DOORS OPEN 8PM £10 @ DOOR BRING ID SEE YA THERE Mr Fyffe IF YOU DONT WANT TO RECIEVE ANY MESSAGES BOUT NIGHTS OUT THEN JUST BLOCK US AS FRIENDS;)

      1/22/10
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      FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN VIP ENTRY TO D BLOCK & S TE FAN ON FRIDAY 5TH FEBRUARY @ BAR 7 BELFAST, ALL YA HAVE TO DO IS USE OUR BEBO SKIN UP UNTIL THE 5TH OF FEB. IF YOU LEAVE A COMMENT IN THIS BLOG SAYING YOU HAVE THE SKIN ON, WE WILL CHECK AND PICK 3 LUCKY WINNERS THE DAY BEFORE. ALSO THEY GET TO BRING A FRIEND. THE WINNERS WILL GAIN FREE VIP ENTRY INTO BAR SEVEN. (IF TICKET HAS ALREADY BEEN PURCHASED WE WILL REFUND IT) THIS IS A STRICTLY OVER 18S EVENT. GOOD LUCK Mr Fyffe;)

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