AJ Heraghty

I've just realised I WON'T be removed as a mod on Leon's website, it's the admin that will be! Woop!

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  • Male, 22, Luv 314
  • from Sligo living in Galway
  • Single
  • Profile views: 8,412
  • Member since: March 2006
  • Last active: 27 minutes ago
  • www.bebo.com/AJmaestro

About Me

Tagline
I really ain't BOVVERED!
Me, Myself, and I
Am I Bovvered?

<|---------- Me at Mike's stag in Sligo.
What's the craic? Everything you need to know about me is over there somewhere.
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Something I havent added over there is that I dont drink alcohol and I dont smoke. Well? Whatya think of that? Youre probably thinking An Irish 22 year old guy who doesnt drink? He must be faking the fact that hes Irish. No Im not. Im a native of Ireland and Im damn proud of it.
The Other Half Of Me
Sally Keogh

Sally Keogh

She&#39;s GAAAAS and she&#39;s GOOOOORGEOUSSSSSS! ;)

Music
Leon Jackson, Anastacia, Snow Patrol, The Killers, Girls Aloud, The Corrs, Gwen Stefani, Shania Twain, Paolo Nutini, James Morisson, Coldplay, Catatonia, Stereophonics, Ruslana, Green Day, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Rasmus, Madonna, Bell X1, Keane, The Beautiful South, Foo Fighters, I HATE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!
I like
Watching Catherine Tate, Playing the PS2, listenin 2 music, fitness, surfing the web and having a good laugh
Video Games
PS2: Metal Gear Solid 3 Subsistence, SSX - 1, Tricky, 3 and On Tour, Final Fantasy X, Red Faction 1 and 2, Jak II, Burnout 1, 2 and 3,
PC: System Shock 2, Dungeon Keeper 2, Age of Empires Expansion
Scared Of
The Grim Reaper,
Germs, especially hand germs, I have to wash my hands every time before I touch food!
CHOCOLATE!!!! Seriously I really am!
My biggest fear is dogs, I got bitten by a dog when I was 4. Massive fear of heights too!
Movies
I love my horror movies! 28 Weeks Later and 28 Days later, Final Destination movies, Scream, Scary Movie, The Simpsons Movie, The Village, Mr Deeds
Actors & Actresses
Tia Carrere, Owen Wilson, Whoopi Goldberg, Queen Latifah, Sandra Bullock, Lisa Kudrow, Autumn Reeser, Rachael Bilson
TV Programmes
The Catherine Tate Show, The Simpsons, Friends, Relic Hunter, Mile High, Big Brother, Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty, The OC, Deal or No Deal, Heroes, Whoopi, Dirty Sanchez

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  • Women don't always win... and here's proof of it!

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat
    Sl"g.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
    car,I don't give a sh*t where you go.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.
    Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load in your face.

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
    Man: That works for me....as long as you are still a little warm when
    I shove it up your a*se.

    Male: Would you like to dance?
    Female: I'd rather die.
    Male: I think you mis-heard me. I said your a*se looks fat in that
    skirt.

    Man: You're pretty
    Woman: Piss off.
    Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch

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  • In honour of stupid people

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

    On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
    (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

    On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (the shoplifter special)?

    On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
    (and that would be how???....)

    On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
    (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
    (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
    (...and you thought????...)

    On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
    (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

    On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    (and...I'm taking this because???....)

    On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
    (as opposed to...what)?

    On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
    (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

    On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
    (talk about a news flash)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
    (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

    On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
    (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

    On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
    (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

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  • Funny True Facts!

    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

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  • Helen C
    Helen C

    Morning AJ - hope you have a nice day today. Im off to the shops with hubby to get a few things for a wedding...I hate shopping - please pray for me.:O Take care - Helen.

    1 day ago
  • Helen C
    luv Helen C

    Im sending you a wee pic. Hope you like. Youre a guy in a million.

    2 days ago
  • Leonissimo
    luv Leonissimo

    AJ
    Really sorry about what's happened, he could have let you know in advance, especially as you have been trying to contact him for ages. I'm sure he didn't mean anything personal, probably meant going back to the way it was when Sony/Syco had it and he didn't have any control.
    We'll just have to wait and see how it goes, I'm sure there's a need for moderators isn't there, perhaps he's not thought it out properly.
    Have a good weekend anyway......

    2 days ago
  • Jonesy
    Jonesy

    I really dont understand the logic behind it and do think he should have said somethink to you and the other mods who have been keeping everything going. You lot were running it for him so I dont really understand - the only thing I can think of it that somehow hes been told too..... but if hes not careful he will loose alot of people that stood by him. A fan base needs feedback and to be able to natter to each other about their idol. Really think the site could have been kept ticking over - folks like me loved being able to just pop in to read the goss and news. x

    2 days ago
  • Jonesy
    Jonesy

    you must be dead gutted -with the change in the 'offish' - hope hes keeping you updated as to what changes and when the 'new' site will be open. iT such a shame as there is no where for the kids to just to natter anymore.xx

    2 days ago
  • Helen C
    luv Helen C

    second comment in a few days ... you will be gettin the coppers onto me as a stalker :D

    The fact that youve decided to set up an agony uncle page on the offish speaks volumes about you.

    Youre going to have a good life... its not written in the stars, its written in your personality. Aww shucks - Im going to puke now with all this sweetness - but its not flippant ... youve been such a backbone for the offish site - and supported the young fans of leon when things were going titsup. Some have left and ventured away, but lots have stayed on and I think it may be down to you and your continuing support of Leon and indeed his fans. Hope Leon appreciates all the hard work youve put in. Sending you a kiss pic :D

    Take care - Helenx

    1 week ago
  • Leonissimo
    luv Leonissimo

    Ooh, you must be dead clever AJ, congratulations and whoop whoops!

    Lorn xx

    1 week ago
  • Helen C
    luv Helen C

    Well, weel - aw that effort has paid off ... you sacrificed time with family and friends, ventured away, took a massive step, had moments of should I... and did it!!! Well done... everyone will say that - but taking that first initial step - and seeing it through has paid off. Good on ye. Ya brainy bugger. Best wishes, Helenxxx.

    1 week ago
  • Yorkielass
    luv Yorkielass

    Hey.A.J :) Many Congratulations on graduatiing! YL x

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Leonissimo
    luv Leonissimo

    I hope you strutted your stuff up on the catwalk, and they didn't ask you to model swimwear, brrrr, too chilly.
    I go to WW too.

    L xx

    2 weeks ago
  • Yorkielass
    luv Yorkielass

    HI AJ. :) Yeah long time no speak.

    I am fine thanks and hope you are too! :)

    Sent you a message re your question. Sometimes responding makes me feel better!! :)

    3 weeks ago
  • Leonissimo
    Leonissimo

    PS
    I had trouble getting onto the website last night too, but nothing exciting has happened, same old everything, that boy needs to go on some website night classes quick!

    3 weeks ago
  • Leonissimo
    Leonissimo

    That was me when i got into my own bed last night.... 'I'm so happy!',...Just catching up on 6 nights of missed sleep, I'm getting too old for this, next holiday i want a luxury hotel with huge squashy beds, not the oldest, narrowest, most flattened mattress in the history of the world, lol.
    Have Fun!
    L x

    3 weeks ago
  • Leonissimo
    luv Leonissimo

    Hi AJ
    Glad you've got home to your family at last.Hope you've had a great weekend.
    Just got back from Nice again. Had a good time but glad to be back in my own bed, i love my bed!
    L XX

    4 weeks ago
  • Daniel Masterson
    luv Daniel Masterson

    r ya wide to da buzz?

    4 weeks ago
  • Dara
    Dara

    howaya bud, ne shka ?

    7 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Leonissimo
    luv Leonissimo

    You're a weekend closer to seeing your Mammy, that's so sweet. I bet you're a lovely Uncle to your neices and nephews. Hope you're doing something lovely on a Saturday night.

    L xx

    7 weeks ago
  • Helen C
    luv Helen C

    Awww - missing your family - how sweet... bet your mum is missing you too. If Amy goes on a sleepover I miss her too. . . . and thats normally just over 18 hours, so to be away for sooo long must be hard. Wanted to send you a message to cheer you up - probably made you feel worse - sorry. But heres a welcome home kiss pic to cheer you up :D Helenx

    7 weeks ago
  • Sandra Lane
    luv Sandra Lane

    hey aj how things, just seen video there, very good was awkarard enough song to sing i say but fair play, any news?

    8 weeks ago
  • Isabel
    luv Isabel

    Hiya - glad that you got your wallet back :) It was years ago when my (film) camera was nicked, I don't think digital cameras had even been invented yet. Lol it makes me feel even more ancient! :o
    xx

    9 weeks ago