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Laughed my mother foxtroting ass off
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Dear Mr and Mrs ……
I writ on behalf of my Music teachers, Mr John Russell and Ms Brenda King, to express our disappointment at the song chosen by the band of which your son ….
Was a member in recent Battle of the Bands Semi-Final.
All students are instructed on, and are well aware of, the guidelines for song choice and performance. These are that the song and its lyrics must not contain offensive lyrics or suggestion and must not be performed with offensive gestures.
While other bands conformed to these guidelines sadly this band did not.
In front of a large crowd of students the band, who had not indicated their choice and who had been accommodated in the semi-final after not turning up on an earlier date, performed a song titled “Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo”. The first letters tell the story.
In addition the hand gestures simulated the sex act at the conclusion of the song were totally unacceptable.
As a consequence we will have to repair the damage with out junior students next year in terms of acceptable standards.
I believe an apology to the Music teachers in some form should be considered.
Yours sincerely
G W Leyshon
Principal
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519 days ago
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set list
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Just reminding you aggressive crotch displayers of the songs we got to know by early next year but cause this set list is so incredibly awesome and would impregnate any one who reads it i have used a special code decipherable only by A.C.D., the three greatest minds in Wallamaloo and by a confused crossword loving elderly citizen in Swaziland.... the songs are
- Violently moving the thing attached to you neck backwards and forwards
- Radio initials for another way of saying SEX
- Yelling at a very evil thing
- Homosexual Pub
- The chronicles of A.C.D (i used the real name for that one because it hasn't been written yet and therefore its relatively safe for human ears)
- Glam rock version - not being able to put you hand on something
- Bounce into the air
- Farewell
- Glam rock version of - being alive in a crazy festive Puerto Rican way
- Something I’m not telling anyone - hint: its about the crotch and something you do down there
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537 days ago
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owen
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people need to start getting more pants like owens.
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549 days ago
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