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You cannot kill what you did not create

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to pay for the alcohol.

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Brendon: 'Really? Theres a slideshow of my ass on YouTube?' Ryan: 'He put that together for Jon.' Jon: 'For the record, me and Brendon are not dating.' Ryan: 'Are you still trying to squash the gay rumors?' Jon: 'We weren't until we started talking about Brendon sending me nudie pictures!'

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[Man] Theres the case of the little boy that died in your park.
[Cartman] But that was Kenny! Kenny dies all the time!

Have you ever drunk Bailys from a shoe?

'Who else is going to be at Waynestock?' 'Errrr... an.. old man fashioning a kayak out of a log!' 'Really?' 'NO!'

Not to get technical sir, but it is you who is the bastard. Nyehehehe.

'WhTn Life GivTs You LTmons, Throw ThTm Back!'

Bad things to say when leading troops into battle 'Our best hope is that the enemy kills so many of us, they become slightly depressed.'

Yes, there is a vegetarian option. You can fuck off!

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