Ken L <__Fukk_Maturity__>
"I Love Dorothy Lyons =]"


...How About A Magic Trick..?

I'm almost 21... So I'm going... PSYCHOSOCIAL!!!!!

--- !C'est Le Ken! ---

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I have a Dor =]
<3 Dor <3
London rules!!
She got me a Metallica ticket, fukkin eyyy!

Ciao! *High 5*


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The Other Half Of Me
Dorothy
She just keeps gettin' hotter..! XD Love this girl

Fave Music!!!!
>.< Avenged Sevenfold* - Killswitch Engage* - Metallica* - Slipknot* - Stone Sour* - Bullet For My Valentine* - Bloodsimple* - Paramore* - Enter Shikari* - Spineshank - Disturbed - Trivium - Chimaira - Static X - Devildriver - The Agony Scene - Cavalera Conspiracy - All That Remains - Rob Zombie - Powerman 5000 - 30 Seconds To Mars - Silent Civilian - American Head Charge - Inme - Drowning Pool - Machine Head - Billy Talent - Otep - Nickelback. And bits of evrythin from any genre really! Ol’ Michael Jackson really touches me...
Sum of my Fave Movies:
* THE DARK KNIGHT!! * Star Wars * Saw 1, 2 * Me, Myself and Irene * Naked Gun movies * X-men 1, 2 * Blade Trilogy * Spiderman 1, 2 * Ace Ventura 1, 2 * All Rod Sneider movies * Adam Sandler movies * Independence Day * All Swartzenegger movies * The Nightmare Before Christmas * The Punisher * Forrest Gump * Cloverfield * We Were Soldiers * Demolition Man * American History X * Fight Club * Underworld 1, 2 * Monsters Inc (gotta love Boo) * Halloween series * Superman (all of em) * Freddy Krueger series * Guyver * Lord of the Rings * Beauty and the Beast (at least I can admit it!) * Braveheart * Liar Liar (All Jim Carreys movies) * Airplane movies * Mortal Kombat * Countless childhood faves lyk Gremlins, Disney movies, Power Rangers etc * Mystery, action, sci-fi nd shit. And of course, hardcore dwarf porn! CHYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
What I'm Sexin' at de Mo'
Killswitch Engage / Black n White / Hasslin’ / Xtremely random missions in Joe’s car 2 cause havoc amongst the unsuspectin’ public / That nu show Skins / Freakin out Joe with scary shtuff / Cool Hair / KBC / Bein an “Emo” apparently / Scrubs/ Billy Talent / Paramore.. especially the hottt singer!/ Hot emo-rockers in general/ DAIM BARZ!!! Aw they're sex.../ HAYLEY WILLIAMS!!! Sexxxx!/ Powerman 5000!/ A7X/ Synyster Gates!!/ New Slipknot, new Metallica, new Trivium =] / DEATH MAGNETIIIIC, PULLING CLOSER STIIILL! / Dexter! / Dor =]
Scared Of
Bugs..especially moths, waking up in a coffin (I'd cry like a bitch), complete paralysis, small spaces, breaking my hands (for several resons).
Happiest When
With my girlfriend or friends havin' a laugh, playing guitar and composing music, going to gigs, meeting new people, having tantric sex not alone, eatin' junk. I'm fat on the inside...
T.V Shows
Lost which is epic!! Smallville! Dexter is fukkin killer (not the toon)! House! Harper's Island! Heroes! Futurama! Red Dwarf! Whose Line Is It Anyway? Family Guy! Sanctuary! The Comedy Store! I'm always watchin' Scuzz, Kerrang nd MTV. I love watchin shows about people fukkin' themselves up i.e: Sport, skate and stunt accidents and riots etc.

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  • My Top 20 Bebo Peeeeepssss!!!!!!!!!

    #1: Sully
    - Is your #1 on drugs? Yea, he sells em real cheap too! Ha, na.. but if golf is a drug then yup!
    - If he ever moved away would you miss this person? He already did! But if I don’t see the guy, we just drive out to his place!
    - Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person? Hmmm… Don’t remember anything.. but its only a matter of time…! Dude lets set fire to somethin! Like Limerick!

    #2: Hugh
    - Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?? Nope, just usin’ and abusin’!
    - Would you date this person’s siblings? Well definitely one of em, but I don’t hav a few thousand on me at the mo… nd I’m alwayz up for a go at the momz!!!
    - Do you and this person have a saying? Like a million! “What u got?!” “Let’s go crazy!” “What the fuck now Fred?” “That’s how I roll!” “MIKE VALLELEY!!”

    #3: Colin
    - Do you get along with this person all the time? Defo! We have some serious heart to hearts dude… I mean.. yea we’re all grrr!! BEER!!!
    - Have you ever worn this person’s clothes? Its not often he wears clothes…
    - Does this person ever yell at you? That’s how he speaks! “HAHA YEAAA! KEEEENN!!! WHATS UP MO’FUKKA!!!!!”
    Its his inside-voice… LoL!

    #4: Paul
    - How old is the person? Only 18.. such a good young lad..
    - Have you gone skinny dipping with this person? Great… its been said, he’s never gona let it go til its done..!
    - What’s your fondest memory of this person? That day he whipped me nd I almost died, my 18th at his, his 18th, the old discos at his place, all TY, therez too many to name.. but Lanzo takes the bizkit!!

    #5: Kimmy
    - Has he/she ever cooked for you? Ammmm… don’t think so! Duno if I’d trust her…!
    - If it was “Freaky Friday” would you switch bodies with this person? Woooo, boobs for a day!!! And Colin?! Ch-ching!!
    - Do you know everything about this person? Yup I’m writin her Biography n a musical of her life and untimely death…. :D

    #6: Linda
    - Is this person older than you? No waaaay, look at her sure! She’s tiiiiny!
    - Have you ever heard this person sing? Am…. Lets just say yea!
    - Have you ever gone clubbing with this person? I promised I will on her 18th! And the first drinks on me!

    #7: Dorothy!
    - How did you meet this person? Hmmm, technically we met on the 7:30am bus to Limerick, but not officially til the Grad!
    - Do you and this person have a secret handshake? Yea, it goes like this… *Wave*
    - Do you know any secrets about this person? She’s not human.. she’s a walking, talking Daim Bar in disguise!

    #8: Shelly
    - Where did you meet this person? LANZOROTE!!!! At the wedding I dooo believe.
    - Do you want to be friends with them forever? Well I’d never see her but sure!
    - What makes him/her laugh? When I erupt out of the ocean with a slow-motion hair flick! :D


    #9: Walshy
    - Are you related to this person? Nope! But I suppoze we is all gangstaz init?!
    - Do you know this persons myspace password? Its probly something like “Denny’s a fool! I’m great!” LoL!
    - What is his/her favourite food? HAM SAMMICHES!!!

    #10: Aaron
    - Are you really close to him/her? Rite now? Na, he’s gota be like almost a mile away at the mo’!
    - What is your earliest memory of this person? Meetin him in the school hall with Paul Graham!
    - Does this person go drinking often? Does Aaron shit in the woods? OF COURSE!

    #11: Ciara
    - Any Nicknames? Sis! Or CIARAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
    - What did you first think of this person? This… “What the hell did she just say?!”
    - Have you ever made this person something? Ammmm… I’ll put it on my to-do list!

    #12: Jade
    - Where did you last see this person? Ummmm.. in the Comp oddly enough!
    - Have you much in common with him/her? Now I do, she got 2 more eyes! LoL!
    - Describe her in one word! Hmmm.. I got it! …”Jade”

    #13: Roisin
    - How many times do you talk to this person in a week? Hmmmm sometimez never! She lives in

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    Yea, its true! Both Corey and Joey have confirmed that recording of a new Slipknot album will begin January! CHYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Song that always makes you sad: "Vermilion Pt 2"
Last thing you bought: Umm.. Lucozade!
Last person you argued with: My sister >.<
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: Maaan thats whack!
One of your nicknames as a kid: Um just Ken!
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: Nope! But my sis did! XD
Favorite day of the week: Friday =]
Favorite Sundae topping: Dont have one, but if i could... Steak!
Did you take Piano lessons: Nope
Most frequent song played: Lately amm... "Stabbing The Drama" by Soilwork! \m/
TV show you secretly enjoy: NO SECRETS! Lost, Dexter, Smallville, Heroes, Skins!
Would you rather play basketball or hockey: Eh.. Basketball cuz i've never ice-skated
Date someone older or younger: I must be older to demand respect XD
One place you could travel right now: Could? Anywhere realy! In walking distance anyway
Do you use umbrellas: NEVER!!! =P
Do you know all the words to your national anthem: HA! I know basically none! ... We're in Ireland right..?
Favorite Cheese: Apache pizza cheese!
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: Disturrrrrbeddd defo!!
Blondes or Brunettes: Meh! S'all cool but i have a thang for brunettes
Best job you ever had: Oiling the women at the local stripclub.. heh heh!
Did you go to your high school prom: No because i'm not on The Hills lol, i went to my grad yes!
Perfect time to wake up: Hmm.. noon!
Perfect time to go to bed: Hmm.. noon!
Do you use your queen right away in chess: What you ensinuating?! >.<
Ever been in a car accident: No thankfully!
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: Ah thats a dumb question, both!
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: Nymph, Hewwer, Hun, Babeh, Love =]
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: Depends on where i'd be! But yea i'll just say 90's
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: Ooh.. i dunno lol My current black ones!
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: A few, I still wear some!
Were you in track and field: Sorta in school, i was a hella good runner =]
Were you ever in a school talent show: Amm no!
Have you ever written in a library book: Probably for mischievous fun! Athough i was a nice young lad
Allergic to: NOTHING. EVER.
Favorite fruit: Oooh strawberries!
Have you watched sex and the city: Yes a few times, not that great..
Baseball hat or toque: What the fukks a toque? Hmm neither
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: Soap! Ha!
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: Dry?!?! Sick freaks you people are, sick! Always wet! XD
Pen or pencil: Pennnnn
Have you ever gambled at a casino: Yes!! ...Speaking of that.. would you have any cash..?
Have you thrown up on a plane: Neverrrr! Love 'em!
Have you thrown up in a car: Hmm dont think so actualy!
Have you thrown up at work: Nooooo
Do you scream on roller coasters: IN a fun way like Wooo! I aint no lil bitch =P
Who was your first prom date: Grad date.. Leannnne!
Who was your first roommate: Never lived with anyone so pff!
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: What..? Am all of them..! Lol that question makes no sense
What was your first job: Bartenderrrr
What was your first car: A toy Batmobile!
When did you first go to a funeral: I think it was my Gran Lindsay's
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: Moved from Limerick to Shannon when i was around 5 methinks
Who was your first grade teacher: Okay im gonna say 1st classss, Hmmm i think it was Mrs. Fitzgerald but i could be wrong!
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: I lived in Moyross so i probably went on the lash for my 2nd birthday with some bitches n picked a few fights. Word!
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: This guy named Damien from Limerick, havent seen him in yeeeears!
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: Haven't yet! I like it here lol
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: Dorothy =] x
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: Haven't been!
What is the first thing you do in the morning: Think of my girlfriend, chessey but true =]
What was the first concert you attended: Think it was Metallicaaaa!!!
First tattoo or piercing: None yet!
Where did you go on your first airplane ride: Jaysus i have to assume twaz Spaaain when i was 2 or 3!
First celebrity crush: Oooh good one... Well the earliest i remember wasss the Pink Power ranger Kimberly lol!

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  • John Mc Laughlin
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    ok, no more dust! now we can start one ;)

    1 week ago
  • Linda C
    Linda C

    Ah thats grand :P i'm in america just for 2 weeks of July!

    Sure just let me know when its happening! bebo me or text me :p

    1 week ago
  • Linda C
    Linda C

    lol When/Where is it? :p
    Because knowing my luck it'll be when i jet set off to america!!

    1 week ago
  • Linda C
    Linda C

    Just looked at your blog there

    You never came out for my 18th! and still never bought me a drink!
    Shame on you! and i'm 19 in 2 months! Tsk tsk!

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  • Domenik Riesco
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    my computer is been gay so I can put them on a cd and u put them up!!!!
    U think u can manage that!!???

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    the tickets fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

















































    SUPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    im lying:P
    ha ha ha
    Loved seein you all excited bout the ticket!
    Love you xxxx

    2 weeks ago
  • Dorothy
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    missin my kennnnnnnnn xxx

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  • Dorothy
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    Best weekend evvvvvvvver!:D loveeeee you xxxxxx

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  • Dorothy
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    watchin tv instead of tlkin to me:(

    6 weeks ago
  • Dorothy
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    love love love love u more than a chocolate muffin icecream:) xxx

    7 weeks ago
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    love love love xxxx

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  • Siobhan Linton
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    thanks stranger, when are you calling to see your baby sis ?????????

    8 weeks ago
  • Dorothy
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    you have a dor? theres more than one of me?

    8 weeks ago
  • Dorothy
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    now you hav 160 luvs approximately 27% of my luvvs:P :P

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    i saw lost b4 youuuuuuuu[moon]

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    lost! lost! lost!

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  • Dorothy
    Dorothy

    about time i got some lovin [moon]

    9 weeks ago