Fucking Obsessed with The Chameleons now. Thankyou. Thankyouuuuuuuuuuu. Ahahahahahahahahaaaaa. X

ope, you missed it.

i maybe tell you about it some day, after you stop crying

right here, right now... better hurry up or you'll miss it


lofl rol

i know. it frightens me sometimes. i don't really even need you to be there to have a conversation with you, cus i know what you're gonna say. i would just need to mention bum seckz far too much.

because 10 seconds is all it will take....

i might try anal seckz... now what is that?

anal sex though, now thats just out of the question. i've heard stories about that. yes all bad ones, before you ask.

tis quite an extreme and different method of spider control, but hey, i'm all for trying new things...

what a good question...

erm... no.

never

ever

maybe tomorrow....

am at uni n i came across your page, we put you on the big screen so we could vote to see what everybody thinks of you, out of 30 people 27 think your a complete wank!! sorry not

ahaha oh you...
i'm glad you're happy to help me with my (special) needs. i do have a lot of trouble with my hip though. it just keeps popping IN & OUT & IN & OUT... when will the pain (bell)end?

well i'm glad you were taking the straddling into account. that would be a BUMmer to MIss. i will do it next time! thats my new life goal

and it's me with the dodgy hip, not you. i'm sure you would have survived the slip

i win?!? YES i never win.. go me , go almighty me. all hail me! hey everybody, come an see how good i look!!


waw, what a prize! and excellent word choice might i add.

well, insulated from the inside out seems interesting. . .although - singed curley wurleys doesn't sound too apealling..

well i've tried giving you broom dances but there always seems to be people there at the time, mr cameron wandering around, looking lost and that large wife that waddled past you when you were going to the bus. i was so ready to do it as well!

You wanna come to mine for tea?


I'll pick you up at half past 3...


We'll have laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssaaa
 aaaaaagne!

well i do have an aWfILLY big mouth.

well we could DO IT on a cANAL or(al) we could beCOME ARSEtranauts and discover the depths of URANUS?

just a tHOught. wanted to tell you abouT IT.

hehehe

haha nah think you were right the first time love.

i could try nibble if you want but it is me, i don't nibble, i bite so don't get mad if you lose a chunk. and I SWALLOW wee WILLY winkies wHOLE so be ware..

xXx

i have love now.... here, take it...



unless you don't want it?

i never sent you. you said you might go to bed, i don't want to sound all needy and clingy and " nooo, please do't go! please, become tireder for me and my company needs!"

thats not how i roll

...hey...wait a minute...? you don't seem to have quite gone to bed yet.. unless you do more than make wierd noises when you got to sleep??

i'm oh so proud, you've made a deformed human with brackets.


...you've gone to bed now, i'm bored....

bollocks, so you do have a right to rape. i'm still no letting you in the backdoor though, or the anus.

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just cus you have rape -rights, doesn't mean you have the right to rape me.....