Bebo

Ben Reid <ReidySonic>

	Lost at sea....	913 Tage her
	This is what i think will happen on holiday...:S The others were thrown over board a week ago, and we had to eat penny... what will happen next??? dum dum dum x
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	Ben Reid hat gesagt...	905 Tage her
	yeh thats about right i cant see bron rowing he he n were r em n joe n laura if it was only penny who got eaten
	Ben Reid hat gesagt...	905 Tage her
	ah just read it now i get it but it might not work as joe would float due to his hair n em would leap right out of the water due t being scared of it so it would only b laura who died
	Ben Reid hat gesagt...	905 Tage her
	Next part of the story Ben made the point that "although it is very nice just rowing across the british channel i think were gona die due to lack of water", at this point alex opens her bag n pulls out three 2 litre bottles of water, and repeats "ah benny see ive thought of that.......see ORGANISED", ben and bron then preceed t wind alex up about being organised for the next 4 hours (this was not wise as it ended up in alex chucking salt water at ben, and nearly knocked him overboard) then Ben n Bron discuss the world and how it should be.............. Alex points out mistakes in language and flaws in arguements. After two weeks Bron shouts "Land", we all look exited, Alex says "Yey it must be France" "oh no ive forgotten my passport" says Bron, Alex reaches into here bag n pulls out all of our passports, even penny's n exclaims "see benny......Organised", Ben doesnt like to ask when she got the passports so just sulks. TO BE CONTINUED
	Ben Reid hat gesagt...	905 Tage her
	20 yards from the beach Bron shouts "HELLO" and we all wave frantically, a quite fat man on the beach responds with "Heya welcome t taahdd-yeefftgr", the fat man carries on talking jibberish n Ben Alex n Bron look at each other bemused, then ben realises "SHIT WERE IN WALES" they turn the dingie round very quickly and padddle out to see.............What happens next.
	Alex Lyons hat gesagt...	904 Tage her
	firstly that was quite inspired well done...am impressed with your story telling abilities...If we ignore the fact that to be in the English channel we'd have to be at bottom on england (ilfracombe is not) however tis quite plausible that we'd end up in Wales.
	Alex Lyons hat gesagt...	904 Tage her
	After paddling as fast as we could, with the one remaining paddle Alex managed to save, and using Bron's large and oddly shaped straw hat as a additional form of motion, we began to feel even more lost and bewildered than before. Taking a short break from paddling we decided to weigh up our options. Ben in his wisdom wanted to stay put because he knew that when lost you had to stay in the place you got lost especially in the absence of a helpful policeman. After Bron and Alex and finished laughing at Ben's fanciful idea of the police force, we decided the best think to do was eat. We had little provisions left and Ben had neglected to bring a tin opener as instructed, so the tined tuna and peaches were futile. However not to be put off Alex and Bron devised a plan for catching fish... (N.B.The plan was partly inspired from last night excitement) Having no rope for a fishing line and realizing the only useful thing Ben manged to bring was a wash kit...with a razor
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	Alex Lyons hat gesagt...	904 Tage her
	After Ben's legs now both resembled the smooth patch of skin from Ben's nightmares. Bron knitted the hair into a fishing net which we threw over bored to catch fish. The haul was collected and cooked on the gas stove Alex brought (again Ben and Bron where amazed at her preparedness, they thought it best not to point it out again as Ben was still recovering from the salt water incident. Now fully refreshed we decided we would like to go to Ireland as we were all intrigued about Guiness, but how were we to cross the Irish sea- known for it's dangerous sea monsters and stormy weather...and what was that strange drumming noise that we began to hear??? To be Continued....
	Ben Reid hat gesagt...	899 Tage her
	Firstly alex im amazed at the lack of grammer and there are some spelling mistakes in there to, well done ure becoming normal.
	Ben Reid hat gesagt...	899 Tage her
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	Ben Reid hat gesagt...	899 Tage her
	The next day bron decided to fish for lunch, Alex was trying to squeeze the last drop of factor 50 suntan lotion out of the bottle so she didnt burn, and ben was listening to the druming noise while coming t terms with his smooth, sleek legs, when he flipped and shouted "i cant FUCKING STAND IT ENYMORE" and jumped overbord, Bron and Alex looked sideways and both muttered "bloody drama queen". An hour later when Bron was just getting worried and Alex was amusing herself with pointless tasks, ben appeared with a big grin on his face "i found out what that drumming was" he said and then joe appeared, and explained that he kept trying t get to the surface but was trapped by the dingie, and so decided to keep drumming on the side. Joe and Ben were halled into the boat and they ate, and ben thanked alex for the shaved legs as it was easier to swim, when bron asked joe what happened to laura and em. joe finished eating and grinned at alex,ben and bron and turned out t see and Whistled loudly
	Ben Reid hat gesagt...	899 Tage her
	Bubbles rose all around the boat and Two dolphins jumped out of the sea over the boat with Em and Laura on there backs, who shouted "Hi" before disapearing back into the sea, the others stood in shock as ben exclaimed "This is getting FUCKING RIDICULOUS", just before they all went apeshit and jumped into the water to greet em and laura. TO BE CONTINUED
	Alex Lyons hat gesagt...	899 Tage her
	hehehe that was really quite good. However Ellie has read it and she has the following comments to make: 1)Anyone is NOT spelt with a E 2)Whats with the appauling language???? 3)There is unlike to be dolipins between England and Ireland. 4)What is wrong with Wales?? 5)And lastly Alex is NOT organised, i know as i have lived with her for the last 12 (7) years!!! love Ellie the amasing xxx
	Alex Lyons hat gesagt...	899 Tage her
	The story continued... "I think now would be a good time to tell you" said Alex after we were all in the sea..."that we didn't actually eat penny last Friday." Ben looked mortified...'then who did we eat????' 'No one, it was just the remains of that curry we cooked ages ago and i have been carrying around with me since because i didn't like to waste it..." Everyone looks at Alex with an admiring face and thinks what amassing ideas she has. That being said it didn't clear up the question of were penny was. The dolphins em and laura were riding got bored with our pondering and disappeared into the horizon with em and laura still clutching on...'Nooooooooo" we all all shouted..."hmmm, i was looking forward to eating them' said ben. Bron hit him and told him not to be so mean, as dolphins are cute intelligent animals. "well" said alex 'i think we better go after them' Joe looked at bron ben and alex in a disapproving manor...(he was clearly still upset that we had tossed them over bored)
	Alex Lyons hat gesagt...	899 Tage her
	Ben, alex and bron shuffle around looking uncomfortable as joe continues to glare. We all the get into the boat and joe tuts disapprovingly. "Sorry joe but your annoying habbits ment u had to go...there is only so many times we can hear the words 'yeah boy1...and it was really your fault em and laura fell in...you were grabbing hold of them". Bron admitted. Ben (whose attention could never be held in such long speeches began to pick is toenails until alex told him off "They are too sharp benny...they might pop the boat." Ben pulled a face..."oooo improvement" commented bron. Joe was still sulking and it was really irritating ben so he hit him over the head with the paddle and tried to stuff him in alex'a bag. He failed to stuff him in as penny jumped out and said 'hello, I've been having a nap...why is ben peering in my bed." Ben hit his hand to his forehead..."who votes we push her off???" Alex brings everyone back to order..."we must get laura and em...tie joe and penny benind
	Alex Lyons hat gesagt...	899 Tage her
	the boat...and they can kick to move us quicker...well penny can...we'll have to wait now until joe regains consciousness thanks to ben." Ben had the good grace to at least look guilty. So we began paddling our way across the sea (yet again)which was made worse by brons decision to sign religious based songs, which alex liked but ben founded irritating and so substituted some words for ruder counterparts. On the horizon we could see a dolphin fin and em and laura still holding on "why don't they let go' said ben....but no one knew the answer.... TO BE CONTINUED....
	Alex Lyons hat gesagt...	899 Tage her
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