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Vultures
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- Profile created: December 2007
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- Kilkenny Ireland
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- A sitcom about dicks.... private dicks.
- Me, Myself, and I
- 'Attack Of The Pinkertons' is online now at:
www.VulturesPI.com
Vultures Private Investigation: Open 12 - 2 Four Days a Week.
Tel: 056 - Vultures
Vultures is a comedy about three private detectives who run a moderately successful private investigation agency called Vulture Private Investigations. They specialise in divorce cases, fraud, missing persons, animals or plants and occasionally, just occasionally, they’ll be served up something that approximates a mystery.
They are:
Niall Tennyson: accident prone, field work specialist, very professional, smells nice with nice gelled hair, non smoker, expert in surveillance.
Jim Vultour: messy, unkempt detective, bespectacled, chain smokes, has a keen deductive mind, usually paranoid, lacks sense of propriety.
Dan McGrain: gentleman investigator, old fashioned, well groomed moustache, wears wooly hats, smokes heavily, unskilled with ladies.
They will pick apart any case. And leave it in bits. They are the Vultures
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A Message From Janine Drew
Fuck LOL alright, just fuck it. All my LOLin' is done likes. I'm LOL'lled out. RIP LOL. LOL has maxed the fuckin' card out. The fuckin' sun has set on LOLin' ya know what I mean, likes? LOL is up there in the sky with Jade Goody and Michael Jackson and that lad Jacinta's oul one likes, yer man who puts babies in corners or whatever the fuck it is, the dancin' lad. Anyways, what I'm tryin to say is that those fuckin' Pinkertons have marched into town and muscled in on my turf. And i ain't LOLing. My fuckin' turf likes! I was all prepared to let the Pinkertons come in, healthy competition and that shit like but them fuckers went and tried to steamroll us and ripped up me flyers and shoved em down Shane and Nicky's mouths. Them two are retarded but they're harmless like, like little alasatian pups. If Pinkerton benders don't think there's room in this town for 3 dick shops, then fuck them. I'll make sure there's only gonna be two left. Well one, cos V.P.I. are technically shut down likes, dopes. As business goes 'Last in the door, first out the door' At least that's what the manager said to Denise Ryan when he fired her from McDonalds but I dunno about that, I heard she was fired for givin wanks to the Latvian lad who did the Big Macs. One of the other grease monkeys squealed on her cos the Big Macs weren't coming on time. Not like the Latvian lad. Special sauce me hole. Slut. Fucked if I'm eatin that shit anymore. Supermacs all the way. 100% Irish bbz and don't you forget it likes.
So yeah, fuck them Pinkertons. Swanky pink bastards think they're gonna fuck with my agency? There's only one pink agency in this town! Apart from the local gay recruitment agency but no offence to them gays but them gays can go fuck themselves if they think they've got a monopoly on pink likes. The Janine Drew Agency has been offering a top class service for months now. Who found the stolen Debs money? We did. Who told Mrs. Curtin that her husband was ridin' Mrs. Feely behind her back? We did. And who has reduced Saturday morning glue sniffing by 74%? We fuckin' did. Fuck them Pinkertons benders. They'll be soz for what they've done. Yeah, that's right, the time for LOL is gone. All that's left is SOZ.
They want a war? They got one. And soz ain't gonna cut it.
laters bbz
Janine
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P.S. I'm not fuckin' ROFLin' either.
Vultures Episode 7 'The Long Goodbye' goes online this Sunday October 4th.0 Comments 137 weeks
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I Believe In The Pinkertons
Do you believe in the Pinkertons?
We sincerely hope not.
The lousy Pinkertons have launched their newest campaign 'I Believe In The Pinkertons' at www.Pinkertons.ie
There you'll find a letter from their myterious leader Natalie Blaise. Or that woman as our gentlemen detectives know her.
Attack Of The Pinkertons goes online September 20th.0 Comments 140 weeks
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The Janine Drew Agency Arrives
The first of our Episode 6 promotional material has just gone online to the cyber net. As if those Pinkerton thugs weren't enough competition for the gentlemen detectives of V.P.I., their erstwhile compadre Janine Drew has set up her own detective agency. It's called The Janine Drew Agency and she's running it with those two wayward rapscallions, Shane and Nicky Hardy. They're good for menial tasks. But that's about it.
Janine's also got her own bling clad website over at www.JanineDrewAgency.com. How are V.P.I. going to react to this affront? And will the Pinkertons have reservations about terrorising school agers? And can websites that aren't Bebo have a flashbox?
'Attack Of The Pinkertons' goes online in August.
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Production Shots
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Promo Shots
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Meet the characters...
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Pilot: 'The Kris Kringle Konundrum'
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Episode 2: 'The Scarlet Lady Vanishes'
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Episode 3 :'The Mystery Of The Night Time Refuse'
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Episode 4: 'The Case Of The Poisoned Dates
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Hahahah! You guys are geniuses!
ANNETTE O SHEA IS A BIG RIDE!!!!woop woop
"Vultures will conclude..." I don't like the sound of that!!
That episode was fantastic! I have watched it twice within 2 hours and intend to watch it again!
Once again, best since episode 2.. A huge well done to everyone involved.
Jesus Christ this is good.. |Last episode was hilarious well done! Haha janine Drew was amazing!
'Bye for now......
I am sure by now most of you have heard on "Caffeine", The 24 Hour Film Festival which YIFM is holding on Friday the 13th of March 2009. If you haven't here is all you need to know, If you want to take part you must sign up on www.yifm.com/caffeine before the 11th of March 2009. Caffeine is open to everyone over 15, all you need is a camera, an imagenation and plenty of Caffeine!! On Friday the 13th Of March 2009 @ 6pm YIFM will send an E-mail to all teams who have signed up to take part. The e-mail will contain 4 random objects, these could be a theme, location, a line, an image, ect... You then have 24 hours to write, shoot, edit and upload your film to the YIFM website. On Saturday 14th of March at 6:30 pm the films will be screened at YIFM Studios in Kilkenny. A winning film will be picked and the winning team will receive a prize (yet to be decided). All the films will then be put on the YIFM website. We hope to see VPI taking part!
hate that jack street. just hate him.
The Playboy of the Western World is back for one night only, friday 20th of feb, in Kilmoganny. After selling out last week all money raised from this show is going to charity. Check out our group's page for info... (its only getting started so info being added daily)
good job guys. i laughed at SEVERAL intervals! so nice to see a bit of kilkenny while i'm overseas. it's looking grand!
Episode 4 is exploding with panache! Fair fucks. Really enjoyed it
cool man ill check that out
Mysterious Poster...
I'm saying NO!
They beat me with a cock, the shams......
Hahaha You.. Are crazy >.<