1) What's their name?
Nil / David (but I greatly prefer Nil).
2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yes.
3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
I hate Disneyland, so yes.
4) How old were you when you first met?
15 or 16 or something
5) Do you know their secrets?
I know his secrets. Or do I!?
6) Is this person older than you?
No idea
7) When was the last time you saw this person?
No idea
Are you related to this person?
Nope
10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
Nope
11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
Sort of; we often refer to each other using any apropo term. "Apropo" is really hard.
12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
Nope
13) How many times do you talk to this person?
Three
14) Do you think they will repost this?
Nope
15) Could you live with this person?
I probably could but I am not sure if he could. I laugh nervously in the face of physical, financial and social collapse.
16) Why is this person your other half?
He isn't! Aha!
17) Have you seen this person cry?
Nope, his tearwell ran dry long ago.
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Do you know this persons middle name?
Nope
19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
Sort of, but only incidentally. Oh wait, I have in fact, but only for rusks and SCART->VGA adapters and suchlike.
20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
More often than is socially possible.
22) Have you ever given this person something?
I gave him my heart, but he cast it far into the cold Lybster waves. Not really.
23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
Illegal, yes. And I suppose going to Burger King could count as being really stupid.
24) Do you know everything about this person?
I do not know where his tonsils are, so no. They could be anywhere. The walls have tonsils.
25) Does this person have a job?
Ace Philostopher. Nil Swanson, Philostopher at Law.
26) Does this person have you as their other half?
Of course not.
27) Do you think you & your other half will be best friends forever?
Unless he can escape my wrath. Also, it depends on your definition of "forever" in this context, and in which particular sequence of future events you settle on. Final Flash!
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Have you ever made something with this person?
We once made a good example of Golly the golliwog. We also turned Pikachu into a spiky metal offering to spiky metal things by filling him with spiky metal things. I can think of little more but one unfinished Meme Warfare track.
29) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
Nope
30) Have you and your other half fought before?
To the death, in the Roman pits, using chandeliers and Hammond organs and all the mayonnaise in Christendom.
31) Is your #1 on drugs?
I do not know what a #1 refers to. I see no '#1' here. Syntax error on line #1. AH hah.
32) Does this person drink alcohol?
Yes, he also breathes smoke and eats lumps of pig flesh
34) Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
No. Greetings are for dormice.
35) Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
No.
36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
I have seen him windmill, which is beyond any mere "dance". So there.
37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
Nope, nor have I heard him sing. AH hA h.
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Do you and this person have a certain saying?
We have lots of certain sayings, most stolen or reformed from various clods of culture.
39) Do you know this persons bebo password?
Nope.
40) Do you know who this person likes or who she or he is going out with?
A woman.
41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
There was that time when I ruled Venus and he was the Commodore of the Spanish Armada and we went to WAR and he somehow managed to defeat the full force of the Venish Dodecalegion using naught but wit and a razor-sharp tongue, but aside from that, nope.
42) Does this person have a dog?
Nope, but
