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- Me, Myself, and I
- Well fukn hell bout tyme i updated this shit!!! (again) well yes bk in Hamilton its algud in the hood jst been kicking bk wif the fams mossy n the kids mwah mwah love yah heaps mah babes but yea dats all u need to knw haha!!
- My Poison...
- Not really a drinker but id say it'll have to be absolute vodka...
- nefing dat gets a laugh from start to finish
- nefing dat sets the mood
- i shit my pants when i see a......
- BIG ASS SPIDER or A BIG ASS DOG
- When im happy....
- im wif mah whanau n laughing at my babies coz they are so silly
- ***My lil family***
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a teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived
The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the
She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.
The police asked her if she would be
at a lineup to see if she could identify
She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night
When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
never alone. Did you know that 98% of
will not stand up for God?
Repost this if you truly
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There was a jamaican, a scottish, Chinese and a maori all standing on the edge of a cliff.
The jamacian grabs a bottle of rum and throws it over the cliff and says "that’s ok theres heaps of those in our country".
The scottish grabs a bottle of whiskey and throws it over the cliff and says "that’s ok theres heaps of those in our counrty".
The maori grabs the chinaman and throws him over the cliff and says "that’s ok theres heaps of those in our country".
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, " you don’t have a dentist appointment tomorrow too do you ?"
A blind man was walking down the street when a dog comes up and pisses on his leg. Anyway, he proceeds to get a biscuit out of his pocket and feed it to the dog. A man waiting at a nearby bus queue has watched this incident and goes over to the blind man and says "I can't believe you're giving the dog a treat after he's just pissed all down your leg". The blind man replies "I'm not, I'm giving him the biscuit so I can judge where his mouth his". "What for ?" says the bystander. The blind man replies "Well now that I know where his mouth is I can give him a good f..king kick in the nuts !".
A Drunk in the Court
A drunk was hauled into court.
'Mister...', the judge began, '...you've been brought here for drinking.'
'Great', the drunk exclaimed, 'When do we get started?'
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Men forget everything;
women remember everything.
Thats why men need instant replays
Those people who think they know
everything are a great annoyance to
those of us who do.
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