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- Me, Myself, and I
- Who am I?
Well, let's try some clues, shall we?
Right now, from two miles behind me two sets of phased-array radars in locked-on mode are painting me with microwaves.
Outside, a 400 MPH slipstream of freezing air is roaring past me at a sound level of 104 decibels.
Inside, a 9,000-song playlist that's heavily screwed to '80's metal is roaring at only a few decibels less.
On my back, a superconducting capacitor ring is spinning, charged with enough electricity to power a decade-long concert by every band on that playlist at once.
At my left hand, an autotargeting repulsor-beam emitter is requestioning permission to discharge some of that power.
Permission is granted.
So who am I?
The repulser reference was a bit of a giveaway, don't you think?
I'm Iron Man. I'm Tony Stark.
"You're still rich."
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