This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.


Smoked weed -- £10

Did acid or pills -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in public -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Pissed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin

Just answer yes no ormaybe

1. Taken a picture naked? no
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? probs lol
5. Danced in front of your mirror? yeh
6. Have a crush if so hu? y loadsa people
7. Been dumped n y? umm cant remember
8. Made love to anything not human? wtf no
12. Had feelings for someone who didn"t have them back? yesh
13. Been arrested? nearly
14. Made out with a stranger? yesh
15. Had sex with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yeah
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yesh
20. Seen someone die? nah
22. Kissed a picture? yeahs haha
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? nahh
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? yea
35. Been suspended from school? yeah haha
37. Been in a car accident? yeah
38. Hated the way you look? not really
40. Pole danced? treyed haha
43. Felt like dying? yeah
44. Cried yourself to sleep? yeah
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn"t n wot was it? said i wont get wrecked and make a twat out of myself and always do
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose haha? yeah
50. Kissed in the rain? nah
51. Sung in the shower? yeah
52. Made love in a park? nah
53. Had a dream that you married someone...hu was it? umm cant member
54. Glued your hand to something ? nah
59. Didn"t take a shower for a week? nopeee, longest about 3days
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? nah
63. Been told you"re good looking by a complete stranger? yea
67. Mooned/flashed by anyone? yehh
68. Cheated on a test...tut tut ? yehh
70. Slept naked? yehh
76. Stole money from a friend? nahh
78. Choked on something you"re not supposed to eat...haha? hahaha nahh
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? yeh
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July ? yeh its my bday
85. Ran away? yehh didnt get far
89. Made a parent cry? yehh
99. Fancyed me? fancied who ?
100.had sex in a wierd place n where? yeah, in a field, and in a bath


I jsut noticed theres loadsa questions missing :S

Jade

Joint (marijuana cigarette)

She lit a Jade with her Zippo lighter