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| As a rational individual I sometimes I wonder if I could kick a pigeon. I don't really want to hurt them, I'd just like to know if that's something within my abilities. It does piss me off though when the wee bastards hang out right in front of cars and fly away at the last second. You just know they boast about that to the squirrels.
A lot of the time they'll stand right near me because they're so used to people walking down the street. It makes me thinking about kicking them but then I think, "I'd have to explain this whole thought process to anyone who saw and I'd probably feel bad if I kicked it's head off or something". It's usually just about then that a big fat pigeon danders past me with a smug look on his wee beak. Feathery wankers.
So to sum up, I'm not a soldier ant or a worker ant. I'm more like one of those spiders on acid that spins mad webs.
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Matt Gilligan says: "Damn that sorcerer. Twenty gold pieces and I'm wankered on rohypnol " (54 weeks ago) me too! | ReplyThe Other Half Of Me | | Music | | There are no rules for what I do and don't enjoy. I'll listen to Punk followed by electro followed by classical quite happily.
My ipod is a bit ridiculous. I somehow ended up with dozens of Beatles albums in the library. I don't even like them that much, not enough to listen to Strawberry Fields over and over anyway.
My ipod also has the Japanese version of the theme song from Disney's Ducktales. Insane? Maybe. | | | Films | | I'd rate The Matrix and Pulp Fiction among my favourite films but if I was going to list all the films I think are cool it would go for days. Also, being a film student I could be really pretentious and put some German expressionist cinema or surrealist stuff down. I mean, I like lots of that stuff, Sergei Eisenstein and Fritz Lang come to mind, but I'm not adverse to watching most things. For example, recently I quite happily sat down to watch Dr Dolittle 3.
It's terrible by the way. | | | Sports | | Extreme sports, but like weird ones that no one cares about. Look up extreme pogo and unicycling and things of that nature. You never know whether to be impressed or kind of embarrassed for them. I also really want a go on those poweriser pogo-stilt things.
Not that any of that is sport. | | | TV Shows | | I love TV links websites. Where else are you going to be able to watch the hugely under-rated cartoon classic "Pirates of Dark Water"? | | | Happiest When | | Drinking with my mates. Riding the wave. | | | Scared Of | | Zombies. Fucking seriously. | | | Pirate Creed. Why not? | | These Artycles of Agreement being a Concorde of lyke minded Marauders, Thieves, and Cutthroats ans Scoundrels, hear-bye shall serve as the bynding guidelines for the Proper Behayvior and Conduct of our Sea-faring lyves brief and cruel as they may be, so say on this date the Pirate Lords of the Brethren Court, and to all who affix their names to This Code, know that by it ye must Abide or Parish. These plankes we laye downe for our Villainous Creed of Pylfering Plunder from all Shippes at sea. Add your Marks here only if hard-bound ye be to hold fast to This Code, a Pyrate's Lyfe to leade. | |
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i just want you to know that i took a million hours out of my life to read your pigeon rant and i genuinely think i'm a better person for it.
haha
this is true.
i rarely use bebo like. i miss it.
lol hope the head spinningness went away for ya
Were you at sketchy? Norman/aaron said something about you heading down .. or something.
Some woman handed me £50 note today.. for £4 of lottery .. idiot.
it infuriated me.
People apparantly " enjoy ur profile"
how are ya?
I still can't get over the small world-ed-ness of belfast
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heyy, how was the flight home? did you end up finding that alcohol you were looking for? i hope you had fun in the very exciting town of wayne!
haha,thanks very much man,lol.thou i can gather wer ur cummin frm,i wudnt trust me either,lol.gud gud,lookn 4ward to the stories,and no,ur hand write'n is worse than a 5 year olds!
wots up man,yeah,got the note and flag,u hav terrible write'n,haha.yeah the house is goin gud,thou findn it hard to get the time to properly clean it.got the electricity sorted,but cant get the t.v license cuz its under either u or ruairi's name so they wont talk to me bout it.hes america goin?
rytio! its some form about your loan that needs your signature but daddy rang them up and they say it can wait till u get home! have a gd time! don't buy me too much!
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mum and dad want to know when ur home? something about a form for ur loan coming through?
I do.
i feel so privilaged
sounds smashing!
im glad ur having a good time! u will defo hav 2 hit the kegger, when in rome nall that! it shocks me sometimes that we're related... do not describe american shopping as piss and u shud defo not go 2 a mall without buying anything, where is the logic! ttys xx
yea i rang and it jus kept ringing and ringin and then it went 2 voice mail so i gave up instead of tryin to think of something comical to say in my message! ok 20 god dam hours is a bit of an exageration unless u didnt go direct then its probably dead on...sucks 2 b u!
what mall did u go 2? willabrook? or something like that :S im so jelous i wanna b back! tell gerri i said hi and i miss her
and say hi 2 the rest 2
i rang colm and gerris 2 try and talk 2 u b4 i go 2 benone! hope u arrived safely?! talk to you soon! and remember a girl can never hav 2 many abercrombie and fitch hoodies in a large size as they're nice baggy!
xxx
Not bad. Still workin away. What're you upto these days?
Well next friday im gonna have a man-barque or MBQ?
Then considering some pub golf on saturday, what to do you reckon?
You missed a fairly messy night in the eg last night... jaegermeister, bleh.
how did u figure me out!?lol
Mate, it was a fantastic, and unfortunately short lived pit! LONG LIVE RAGE, C'mon OXEGEN!!!