 | 
| NOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEEEE!
Right well, what can I say..
I'm one of those marmite people.
I love a bit o drama and the likes.
I'm a bit weird.
I usually wear sunglasses.
I look like Mr Blobby wearing a person suit.
& whatever you've heard about me is probably true.
I'm in one of those permanent bad moods at the moment.
Blame it on someone else, arite?
End o an era ken?
-it's funny cuz she's borderline retarded. | Gender | Age | | | Male | 19 | | | Last Active | Profile Views | | 4 hours | 19958 times | | | Share the Luv | |  | 712 |
| | | | Hometown | | | Macduff. | | | | Jamie Alan McMurray's URL | | http://www.bebo.com/TelephonicInvasion | | | Member Since | | | June 2005 | |
Jamie Alan McMurray says: "Vodka, thank fuck." (1 day ago) me too! | ReplyThe Other Half Of Me  | Jaymé T
I Don't Wannabe One Of The Boys, but she does!
|
| | Laurieann. | She wants me to drink Pussy, likes to abuse deaf people, demands ice-cream, HATES Alien, shouts "TROOOOOOOOOOOY!", LOVES being damp, made me pish myself on the tyre swing, ran over a cat, loves The Hills  , farted in Asda (and a little bit of poop came out) and has a fascination with a possibly transgender primary school teacher (NOISE!) but she's arite I suppose..  | | | :) | | Any kind of alcohol. Money. Losing weight. No Doubt. Nights out. | | | :( | | My bank balance. Looking like an over-inflated king-size water-bed. Shaving. | | | & a couple of weird facts about yours trully! | | I've had surgery 4 times. I once hatched out 3 duck eggs and pretended to be their mum. I once got close to sleeping with a girl, she was a lesbian strangely enough. I idolise Perez Hilton. I once met Ulrika Johnson at Disneyland. I used to be obsessed with Danny Jones from Mcfly. I really, really like dinosaurs. I think people were made by aliens. I put on 3 stone in 2006 and thought I was pregnant despite being male. I then took 2 pregnancy tests just to be sure. I lived with my granda for a year and a bit. I used to be addicted to painkillers. I was once so scared of people I didn't leave the house for 6 weeks. I cried at Godzilla. In 2005 I was convinced I was transgender. I've been vegetarian for 8 years, despite cheating quite often. My msn addy is omg_pen15@hotmail.com. Oh My God Penis haha... I've dressed up as Amy Winehouse on two different occasions. I once dressed up as Miss Borrowman and leapt onto a table. It snapped. | |
|
Deans Penis
Michael 0 ReplysLorna and the finger, she saw my finger in the soup!
Caroline Thompson 0 Replys"Paul Carolines just came aff an accident"L
If u were on acid..
Jamie-Leigh Webster. 0 Replysxx