Bebo

1) Is there somebody in your life that you could not survive without?
Anybody who knows me remotely well doesn't even need to ask that. Fucking duh, it's Mark.

2) How many close friends do you have?
Five, maybe? But I'm just about to start college so I might be moving in different circles from here on out.

3) Who is the most beautiful person you know?
See Q.1, line 2 - final word.

4) Most annoying?
Jaysus, anybody could see this! I dunno, I suppose it'd be A.L. HAHA, I know about six million A.L.s; how convenient.

5) Who in your life has hurt you the most?
Angsty as it sounds, probably my parents.

6) Is there someone you know you should hate, but you cant?
But everything about him is so easy to love.. in the words of a muse far greater than I..

7) Do you like someone more than a friend right now?
I like Fluppy as a teddy. Wouldn't have his value diminish by placing inferior titles on him.

8) What went wrong in your last relationship?
To be honest, I was in such a fuckey place at that point in time that I couldn't even tell you truthfully that I recollect having a last relationship. I know there probably was someone, and something probably happened. But it just seems so trivial and irrelevant that I have dismissed the thought from my mind entirely.

9) Do you miss anybody?
I just spent the past six days straight with you, why is my bed so empty tonight?

10) Have you ever lost anybody close to you?
Not really, no. I had a wind-up mouse once, I went out for dinner and managed to somehow lose it in the bathroom of the Doucloyne. I dunno how that happened. I was maybe six at the time, that memory lingers with me and makes me sad. :l

11) Is there anyone you trust even though you should not?
I probably shouldn't trust anyone, everyone is bound to fuck me over in the end. To some degree anyway. must.. maintain.. masked.. paranoia..

12) Who knows you best?
It's ridiculous that about 90% of the answers in these quizzes are the same person if you love your significant other.

13) Ever given your all to someone who walked away?
Well last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away. Jesus, quiz. I'm a better judge of character than that.

14) Relationship or Hook-Up?
That's not a question, that's two options and a question mark. Had you asked me "Do you prefer a relationship or hook-up?" I would have replied "Both have their charms, but I'm rather taken in by the whole monogamy thing."

15) Ever been in love with someone?
I think the words "in love" make no sense. Love is an emotion, you feel it. You don't say "Have you ever been in happiness?" or "I'm in tired tonight.". The prefix "in" makes no fucking sense. I've loved, and I'm still loving.

16) Need anyone?
This is just a warped variation of 9). SEE NINE. :l

17) Few close friends or many acquaintances?
Considering my answer to question two, I'll leave you to guess for yourself. But even then, I have a few close friends and know lots of people (who I would consider myself acquainted with, not necessarily friendly with.

18) Has anybody in your family ever let you down?
It rarely happens anymore, but it has in the past.

19) Anybody in your friends ever let you down?
Probably, at some stage.

20) Who have you let down the most?
Mr Kane. He is the most tolerant motherfucker in the omniverse.

21) Who is your best friend of the same sex?
I don't really know. If I had to choose a favourite it would be the gorgeous Ellie.

22) Best friend of the opposite sex?
Again, see 20).

23) Ever kissed someone you regretted after?
I don't really see how you can regret someone. I mean, maybe you'd regret the kiss. Anyway.

24) Ever told a member of the opposite sex you loved them?
Why the hell do I do these?

25) Ever had your heart broken?
I sometimes wonder if I even have the capacity to know anymore.

26) Ever broken somebody elses?
The uncertainty I feel about this question is overwhelmed

I honestly have no idea why I do these survey things.


SECTION 1
Hair color?
Brown. Whatever tone is good, I just like brown.

Eye color?
Depends on the face.. I like green.

Height?
Six odd feet tall.

Six pack?
No. Not a fatty either though. A bit of meat on the bones is good, but I don't really like toned people. They're all hard and icky.

Long hair or short?
Short-ish. Not a tight haircut, like.

Glasses?
If he needs them, if he's short-sighted like. I don't date bats.

Piercings?
I dunno. They're unnecessary really, but one or two in the ear wouldn't be too bad.

Eyebrows?
Eh, yes. He needs eyebrows. :/ If you want a description, I suppose they'd want to be thick enough but not like.. a unibrow.

Big butt or little?
Big, nobody deserves a small ass.

Chest hair?
A small bit is lovely.

Buff or skinny?
Neither. Like, well built but not buff. Buff implies muscley, I think.

Teeth?
Yeah, he needs to have teeth.

SECTION 2
Funny or serious?
Can't a man be both?

Party-hopper or more stay-at-home?
I guess if I had to choose I'd say stay-at-home. But he needs to know how to have a laugh as well.

Should he be able to bake or cook?
Just cooking is necessary.

Does he have a best friend?
Sure, I don't mind either way!

Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends?
Of course! Just so long as he's not shagging them behind my back I'm fine with that.

Out-going or shy?
Outgoing.

Sarcastic or sincere?
Sarcastic sometimes, sincere most of the time.

Does he love his mother?
Haha, yes! What a stupid question.. I mean, not in the Oedipus sense, obviously.

Should he watch chick-flicks?
NO.

Would he be a smoker?
Maybe. Occasional.

How about a drinker?
Not an alcoholic, but he'd drink like. And not just one thing.

And swearing?
Whenever the sentence needs a bit of emphasis.

Would he play with your hair?
Yes. That would be sort of cute.

Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time?
Only for the purposes of threesome, like any sensible man.

Would he pay for you when you're on a date?
No, we'd split the price.

Does he kiss on the first date?
If it feels right, that's grand.

Where would you go for dinner?
Somewhere nice? I don't really give a shit. So long as he's not complaining about the cost for the whole night.

Would he buy you flowers?
Maybe sometimes.

Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?
Random philosophies sounds like somebody retarded. I mean, it would be nice if he said relatively profound things. But they'd be in a discursive context.. unless he was just commenting on his thoughts. Stars are very though-provoking, because a lot of the ones we can see are so far away that we're seeing the images years after they actually appeared that way.

Would he write poetry about you?
That would be cute, but not everybody could do poetry. And if it was shit, I'd prefer he didn't do it at all.. or just didn't show me, because I probably wouldn't be particularly truthful about what I think of it..

Would he use endearments?
Only if they were genuine. And NEVER "Honey". Because that's fucking gay.

Would he hang out with you and YOUR friends?
Sure, he wouldn't be unwilling to do so anyway.

How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends?
Yeah, that would definitely be cool.

Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening?
If he isn't too busy, or in a rush.

Would you hold hands?
Yeah, totally.

SECTION 3
Does he play soccer?
If he enjoys doing that..

Baseball?
NO. Or just.. don't fucking tell me about it.

Football?
I'm assuming American football. No, because everybody who plays those full-contact sports has brain damage and is mentally challenged.

Basketball?
Sure. Basketball is cool.

Water polo?
That's a bit on the camp side.

Golf or something equally boring?
If it relaxes him, that's alright. Cricket and stuff like that.

Does he surf?
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1. Name
Orla

2. Nicknames
Orly/Prexy etc. Deja vu, much?

3. Birthplace
Bons Secours in Corcaigh

4. Current Location
Bed, with pooter.

5. Hair Color
Brown. It's horrible, I want to rip it out.

6. Eye Color
Blue, gradually getting greener as it moves in towards the pupil. But that's irrelevant, really.

7. Height
5'5 or 6, I dunno.

8. Weight
A whopping 11 fuckin' stone.. I've been plonked on my ass eating pizzas for dinner for the last week though, that's my excuse. I'll lose about a stone immediately whenever I start doing .. anything productive.

9. Tattoos
Soon, my pretty.

10. Piercings
Yes, earlobes and upper ear once. Which reminds me, I need to get the second one re-pierced properly.

11. Overused Phrase
You're inferior; now bow down, you piece of shit.
(In case you didn't catch the sarcasm, I just don't really repeat myself often).
Or.. now I think about it, every time I get soup I say "Soup's yummy, so tis!" in a really culchie accent, in honour of Soupy Norman.

--Your--
12. Bedtime
It could be anything between 11pm and 5am.

13. Best Physical Feature
My wonky baby finger. Good for scaring little children.

14. Most Embarassing Moment
Singular? I'm not getting into them right now. :S

15. Most Missed Memory
Probably school. It's an uphill struggle from here, insofar as I can see.

16. First Thought When You Wake Up
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN..
I dunno really. It depends on the context. My thought this morning was "did we dump the bottles and make the kitchen look respectable!?!" So yeah.. it's varied.

17. Weakness
Committing to anything, ever.

18. Best Friends
I'm not that naïve.. Things are never that simple.

19. Goal For The Year
Get to college, pretty much. And next Wednesday I get to see whether or not I've accomplished said goal.

20. Greatest Fears
Just stupid stuff. Leeches, the dark, people running around with axes; that sort of thing.

--This Or That--
21. Pepsi or Coke
I don't like either, but I drink Coke with JD.. so that wins by default.

22. McDonalds or Burger King
Again, I dislike both but Chicken Royales in Burger King are tolerable so I guess that wins out.

23. Hot Tea or Ice Tea
Depends on if you're in bed with a snuggley blanket watching a movie or in the midst of a game of football outside in the scorching summer. Guess which I mean in which context, the right answer wins a prize. :l

24. Chocolate or Vanilla
Is this subliminally about race? I prefer CHOCOLATE, for the record!!

25. Water or Milk
Again, milk with dinner, water if I'm just sitting around and want a drink, or if I'm out and around the place. There's specific criterias that must be filled if these questions are to be answered! They need context..

26. Coffee or Hot Chocolate
Hot Chocolate, in Prague, with cigarettes and Ellie and Joseph!

27. Hugs or Kisses
Whatever's going.. depends on the person. Usually hugs, only kisses if we're particularly close.

28. Cats or Dogs
Cats, all the way. Dogs are fucking stupid animals, as a generalisation.

29. Summer or Winter
Fuck them both, Autumn rocks.

30. Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies
It's not comedy if there's romance in it, it's nauseating. Therefore scary films are victorious.

31. Love or Money
Money's shit when there's nobody you can roll around in it with.

32. Green Grapes or Purple Grapes
Green, and white wine in addition!

--Favs--
33. Number
Why 3.14159265, of course!

34. Food
Anything from Bullys. Preferably garlic mussels, followed by the seafood pasta and culminating at the toffee cheesecake. And of course, the obligatory entire bottle of wine to oneself (provided there's nobody to share it with, in which case things would probably be more fun.)

35. Type of Music
As in a specific genre? Metal, I suppose. Ambient music (or WHALE noises, as Alan calls it) is quite nice too. And of course, the Divine Comedy deserve a category of their own because they're so fucking