Tara - Jay Porter <TaraJayP>
"Hoooosieriffic"


Am studying 2nd year psychology degree and so far it's interesting and enjoyable. I'd love to say I have the mental capacity to see it to the end then go onto the PHD but the reality is I may have had enough with academia by the time my degree is done, lmao.

The best bit about my life is my wonderful family, especially the kids. Callum and Joshua Jack give me reasons to smile and I adore the bones of both of them, no-one could ask for better nephews :D I spend as much time as I can with both of them, though I always wish it was more!!

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Tara - Jay Porter says:

"Mobile On The Blink AGAIN - K850i replacement number 5 that is!! Great phone but never ever works grrrrrrrr." (2 weeks ago) me too!

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I love the Hoosiers, saw them at V07 and they were awesome. Also love Pink, 4 Non Blondes, Plain White T's, Alanis Morisette, some Mika in small doses, Tenacious D, Kaiser Chiefs, Koos, The Feeling, Zutons, The Calling, Primal Scream, Macy Gray, Snow Patrol, Nickleback and many many more.
Films
Oooooh, I'm a chick flick gal. I don't do scary stuff :P
Sports
I should do something...............
Scared Of
Everything - roflmao. Scared of spiders, some people, some places and big scary monsters - raaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrghh!!
Happiest When
I'm just chilling with my family, having a laugh with my nephews and loving it ;)
Critterz
I love my critters. Merlin is my darling pony, Nemo is my teeny little handbag sized dawg, Charlie Binx is my kitty cat and Daisy is my hand rearead Cockatiel. The latest fluff ball to come live here is Phoenix my bunny wabbit.
I Love....
My family :D They have supported me through the tough times and laughed with me through the good times, I don't know where I'd be without my Tog, Mum, Rob and Connie - I love you guys heaps!!

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  • Jack Or Barb

    Dave was the vice-president of ACME inc. One day the president,Mr. Smith called him into his office.He told Dave that they had to make some cutbacks and either Jack or Barb would have to be laid off.

    Dave looked at mr Smith and said " Barb is my best worker, butJack has a wife and three kids. I don't know who to fire."

    "I'll tell you what to do. Fire the first one of them who comes in to work tomorrow" Mr. Smith replied.

    The next morning Dave waited for either Jack or Barb to show up.Barb was the first to arrive. Dave said to her "Barb I've got a problem."

    "Really? What's wrong?" Barb replied.

    "Well you see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"

    Barb replied, "Jack off! I've got a headache."

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  • OMG this is soooo funny... Fill It Out!!!!

    Dear (the person who last texted/messaged you),

    I don't really know how to tell you this, 1. I think I realized it 2 3 and I saw you 4 5.
    I'm sure you're 6 enough to understand 7.
    I'm returning 8 to you, but I'll keep 9 as a memory.
    You should also know that I 10 11.

    12,
    -Your name
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    Figure yours out and post below, Mine Is :-

    Dear Connie,

    I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes outside of chicago and I saw you pull the toupee off Bill Clinton.

    I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I did a sex change.

    I'm returning Your ring, but I'll keep your your collection of butterflies as a memory.

    You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about your embarrassing rash.

    Best Regards,

    -T Jay

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    Get your own!
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    1. What's the color of your shirt?
    Blue - Our romance is over
    Red - Our affair is over
    White - I'll join the monastery
    Black - I dislike you
    Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
    Grey - You're a pervert
    Yellow - I'm selling myself
    Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
    Brown - The mafia wants you
    No shirt - You're a loser
    Other - I'm in love with your sister

    2. Which is your birth month?
    January - That night
    February - Last year
    March - When your dwarf bit me
    April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
    May - First of May
    June - When you put cuffs on me
    July - When I threw up
    August - When I saw the shrunken head
    September - When we skinny dipped
    October - When I quoted Santa
    November - When your dog ran amok
    December - When I changed tennis shoes

    3. Which food do you prefer?
    Tacos - In your apartment
    Pizza - In your camping car
    Pasta - Outside of Chicago
    Hamburgers - Under the bus
    Salad - As you ate enchilada
    Chicken - In your closet
    Kebab - With Paris Hilton
    Fish - In women's clothing
    Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
    Lasagna - At the mental hospital
    Hot dog - Under a state of trance
    Annat - With George Bush and his wife

    4. What's the color of your socks?
    Yellow - Hit on
    Red - Insult
    Black - Ignore
    Blue - Knock out
    Purple - Pour syrup on
    White - Carve your initials into
    Grey - Pull the clothes off
    Brown - Put leeches on
    Orange - Castrate
    Pink - Pull the toupee off
    Barefoot - Sit on
    Other - Drive out

    5. What's the color of your underwear?
    Black - My best friend
    White - My father
    Grey - Bill Clinton
    Brown - My fart balloon
    Purple - My mustard soufflé
    Red - Donald Duck
    Blue - My avocado plant
    Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
    Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
    Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
    None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
    Other - The crazy monk

    6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
    Scrubs; Man
    O.C.; Emotional
    One Tree Hill; Open
    Heroes; Frostbitten
    Lost; High
    House; Scarred
    Simpsons; Cowardly
    The news; Mongolic
    Idol; Masochistic
    Family Guy; Senile
    Top Model; Middle-class
    Other; Ashamed

    7. Your mood right now?
    Happy - How awful I've felt
    Sad - How boring you are
    Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
    Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
    Depressed - That we're cousins
    Excited - That there is no solution to this
    Nervous - The middle-east
    Worried - That your Honda sucks
    Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
    Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
    Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
    Overjoyous - That I'm open
    Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

    8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
    White - Your ring
    Yellow - Your love letters
    Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
    Black - Your tame stone
    Blue - The couch cushions
    Green - The pictures from LA
    Orange - Your false teeth
    Brown - Your contact book
    Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
    Purple - Your old lottery coupons
    Pink - The cut toenails
    Other - Your memories from the military service

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  • Whack A Penguin - Check It Out

    http://www.birdcheck.co.uk/whackthep... I am getting addicted to this game, I love it so much. My best is 574 and I found if you whack it up high then it lands on it's beak and sticks out fo the ground (likely get less than 500) but the three times I got over 500 then I hit it kinda low trajectory and it skidded for a while too. Have a go and let me know what you get xxxxxx

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Wigan & Leigh College, 1998
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Dunblane High, 1995
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  • Hayley Porter luv Hayley Porter

    He is now being alot more affectionate, so you will probably get lots of cuddles! We all missing you too! Joshua decided to use my tummy as a drum yesterday, kept peeking under my top to see the ever growing tummy and then decided to see if it would make good music! Dont think the baby was too impresses, loads of kicks afterwards! lol
    How was the holiday?
    xx

    5 weeks ago
  • Kelz Bbs luv Kelz Bbs

    hey ya The Hoosiers are in plymouth lol on the 24th of october and it is £17.50 per ticket lol xxxxxx mum said i gotta tell u

    7 weeks ago
  • Kelly Barnes luv Kelly Barnes

    Loving your photos of Hunky - they are magic!!!!! I've pinched some of them - hope you don't mind!

    10 weeks ago
  • Hayley Porter Hayley Porter

    Think I have them all now! They are great! He really is such a poser! lol
    x

    10 weeks ago
  • Hayley Porter luv Hayley Porter

    Hope you dont mind, I have stolen your pictures already!
    xx

    10 weeks ago
  • Kirsten Dewar Kirsten Dewar

    'm doin away dolly, hows about you, you been up to anything nice?? god it's been a while eh?? i'm just doin thye same ols crap, just a different time and year lol x x x loads of hugs xxx

    11 weeks ago
  • Kirsten Dewar luv Kirsten Dewar

    hi there not sure if you will remember me, used to be known as jamie, a friend of connies, lol, a bit long winded but hay ho lol, anyway hope you are well take care x x x

    11 weeks ago
  • Hayley Porter luv Hayley Porter

    Yeah we are free today, as I told Joshua Sunday is the day of rest so we are just going to be lazy and do nothing all day! Will pop to the shop at some point to get a paper and let him get some fresh air, but apart from that we are relaxing!
    xx

    14 weeks ago
  • Hayley Porter luv Hayley Porter

    Did your brother tell you your nephew is now crawling! I thought it was cute at first, now, im not to sure! He gets in everything! lol He is always saying mama too! But that is cute, not long now till he says Mummy! I always knew that would be his first word! lol
    xx

    16 weeks ago
  • Hayley Porter luv Hayley Porter

    I watched it last night! It was great, think ill be watching it again soon! Was lying in bed this morning thinking what the hell am I doing, im mad going through this all again! But once I start to feel better I think ill be fine! Just hope thats soon! Maybe the doc will be able to give me something tomorrow that has a magical cure in it! lol
    xx

    21 weeks ago
  • Miss Kay Miss Kay

    Thanks for the vote!

    23 weeks ago
  • Kelz Bbs luv Kelz Bbs

    hay ya tj u ok can u do me a huge favor can u make me a skin saying i am the best auntie ever please xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
     xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx thanks

    25 weeks ago
  • Jacquie Jacquie

    hope u had a lovely time hun, just wanted to welcome u home. xxx

    26 weeks ago
  • Jacquie Jacquie

    awe im so jealous x

    27 weeks ago
  • Jodie Mcgrath Jodie Mcgrath

    vote for me and lara in the polls on
    http://www.bebo.com/Young-Yummy-Mummies please

    27 weeks ago
  • Jacquie Jacquie

    wow your going on holiday, awe ur sooooooooooooooo lucky hope u have a lovely time hun xx

    27 weeks ago
  • Jacquie Jacquie

    whey i did it and Callum is now neck and neck with adam il get kelsy to vote she has 107 pals in bebo maybe we can get them to do it to,lol

    27 weeks ago
  • Jacquie luv Jacquie

    lol i know but i only just created it giz a chance, plus im dumb at these things so working out how to do stuff with it still.

    i took a look at that link hun but cant work out how to vote lol see i is dumb

    27 weeks ago
  • Elaine luv Elaine

    hiya
    thats it done.he is well in the lead,and its not surprising,he is the most handsome

    27 weeks ago
  • Connie luv Connie

    Thanks dude, Me loves it!!! Its looks fab aswell.

    27 weeks ago

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