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Hanz & Vern <Swasticow>


Hanz Fredrick Olo and Vern Ludvig Icular make up the experimental 'Bahc' electric duo that is Swasticow.

For the band page go to http://Swasti-Cow.bebo.com.

The boys grew up on the same steet, but didn't actually meet until 1986 whilst at Vienna University. They were introduced to each other by Hanz's roommate Doltovan, who incidentally would later create Swasticow and their first single 'Gate of time' before tragically falling into a 20 year coma, a coma he has still not awoken from.

Undeterred the lads took that track, and used it to "dance their way up the charts eventually touching the hearts of millions of people across the racially supererior western quadrent of this earth" Hanz and Vern's own words.

This page is our private page if you want to drop us a line, please do so on our Band designated page, however male backup dancers, accordian players, or national socialists if you want to leave us a comment or your personal cell number please feel free to do so here.

Hanz & Vern says:
"Scottish Premiere on 14th of May Filmhouse Edinburgh. http://www.filmhousecinema.com/showi... " (11 week ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Tom Verini

Food
Anything Pure Arian and Tastie
Films
Triumph of the Will, Birth of a Nation, Brokeback Mountain, Festliches Nürnberg, Little Women, It's all gone Pete Tong, Das Boot, The Notebook, The Birdcage
Less good music we sometimes listen to
Scooter, Equation, DJ Ouizo-Deain Kizen Fuhrer, Cosmic Baby, Ralf Hildenbeutel, Sven Vath, Bewitched, Genrikh Matusovich Vagner
Scared Of
Women, Hibernatologists, Communists, Non National Socialists
Happiest When
Composing Benighted Hard Core Austrian Electronic Dance, We got signed to MasterAce Records, Dancing, Shopping, opressing ethnic minorities
Gender  
Male
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Hometown
Linz, Austria
Hanz & Vern's URL
http://www.bebo.com/Swasticow
Member Since
June 2006

 

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We now proudly announce that Swasticow has taken over Google (upon typing Swasticow and pressing enter)

indeeed once you enter the name of the cow, all that comes up is swasticow

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0 Comment 288 day ago
DUBLIN SWASTICOW GIG
May 1st- tuesday - iadt - THE CHAPEL

Free admission

Doors 7:00 pm (Kevins warm up DJ set) followed by Swasticow from 8 - 9pm

Free Glowsticks, but we enourage you to bring your own as there will be a finite amount.

Dress in as much white or leather as possible.

Students from the film course will be filming for the Swasticow film 'crusin the bahn', so if you are a swaticow fan, and want to appear in the film, or want to be in an interview talking about the greatest electronic duo since the blues brothers, be there.

That is a threat.

xxxx

Hanz+Vern
1 Comment 485 day ago
Did you know?
Vern has not written a new baseline since 1987.
Hanz is only 80% tone deaf.
Swasticow has had nearly 40 managers in the 20 years since they formed.
Swasticow is the only band in the world to have an equel following from both gaypride, and angry skin head football supporters.
Vern watches a "happy tape" to calm down.
Hanz has the 2nd largest horse whip collection in Europe.
David Hallelhoff wrote Cartuffle Shatsi, but Swasticow coverted it before the record was released.
Celine Dion sued Swasticow for using her B track vocals in their track Mountain Love.
Swasticow has recieved over 300 Einesteium records, 300 more than anyone else in the music industry.
After discovering Physics and inventing Gravity, Swasticow also released the worlds first pencils.
Swasticow do not play live music when they gig, since you cannot improve upon the perfection of a Studio Album.
Swasticow has outsold Mozart's record sales.
Hanz insists on walking in slow motion though airport arrivals.
You will not be admitted to a Swasticow gig without a glowstick.
Saudi Arabia has banned release of the Swasticow film 'Crusin the Bahn' even though it is still in pre-production.
MasterAce records also represent the composer Genrikh Matusovich Vagner.
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Auchtung Auchtung Auchtung!!!!!!!!
THE 2nd PREMIERE OF CRUSIN THE BAHN

Thusday 15th of November

A019 Atirum Building institute of art design & technology

4:00 PM SHARP - some come early and get a good seat

The DVD will be onsale at the screening for €5

Extras include:

Commentary with Director & Cast
Making Swa...
Hanz & Vern 1 Reply
Crusin the Bahn'
In case you've been living under a rock since like, forever, we're totally releaseing a movie about us called "Crusin the Bahn'"
It will probably win more oscars then lord of the rings, and make us even more money than we already have, which is alot, hence I decided to tell you about it.
Hanz & Vern 0 Reply
Derrr Videos Bitte?
heres a list of the videos we've got online

Volkswagon Music Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh5or...
Us on Cribs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPHUb...
The trailer to our amazing movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mYr...
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Lectrosoul™
Good to be Connected
peace
R.
14 week ago
Keavage
omg.... i totally forgot about this!!!!

DEADLY!!!!!
14 week ago
Franz From Austria
Hi! Do we know each other? r u from linz?
oder soll ich auf deutsch schreiben?
14 week ago
Aoise O Huiginn
hey!!!!sorry havnt gotten back ive been ultra busy. just came back from snowboarding last week then it was tristans 21st and it took two days to make his surfboard card and surfboard cake then i went to galway then i slept for 2days but now im awake and all set to watch the movie!! very excited.
22 week ago
Roosje De Blecourt
SwastiCow, I love you! Please come to Amsterdam on your next tour! I´ll make sure you have a place to stay! Jullie zijn geweldig hahaha groetjes van Roosje.
25 week ago
Elaine O'Connor
Calm yourself hanz....just drink sum milk and hav a bueno or two....it'll be ok, shhh!
:P
32 week ago
The Unders
We're back! Details and cheaper entry info on our profile! Requests? We want them ayeeeee. ,
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33 week ago
Peter Houlihan
Your music has touched my life, this is more than bebo love.
33 week ago
ConorFitz
your new film was incredible it blew my mind, i beat up 4 gays after i saw it!
35 week ago
The Unders
Hello, good day, alright? We're on vacaction right now. Once we reach 3000 friends on bebo we'll be annoucing a new date so get www.bebo.com/scottishunders plastered onto your mates profiles.. full details on our page =] ....
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37 week ago
Samuel Arnold/Keane
j' attends avec impatience, mes fréres!
love Louis le bouncerrrr
37 week ago
I'M OLD GREEEEGGG
Do you love me?
could you ever love me?
if so, join my group!!! xxx







or i'm going to hurt you....



37 week ago
Nikki Saarsteiner
argh! im coming home for the weekend the next day! bad timing :p hows tricks?
37 week ago
David Kennedy
Go to college you waste.
37 week ago
Dominique Mcmullan
the premiere?! in the chapel?!

inform me bitches.

kisses x
38 week ago
Hog
AAAAAGHHH the waiting is killing me!
38 week ago
Faye Masterson
I'll start holding my breath now, it's seems appropriate, see you there. :O
38 week ago
Wite Gyal
tnx fo lttin me no
38 week ago
 
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