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Ode to the English Rugby Team
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Ye come up here tae paradise , tae beat us at your game, Aw' wind and
piss and full o' shite, Yer aw the bloody same.
Ye ca' yersels World champions, the nations most elite, But Scotland are
the greatest noo, cos Yuv just been fuckin 'beat.
A game that wis invented, fur English gentlemen, No Highland Jocks we
tartan frocks, well bluddy think again.
A baw that's shapit like an egg, it's jist a stupit farse, Bit A suppose
it makes it easier, tae ram right up yer arse.
So git back hame an lick yer wounds, ye bunch o stupit fools, It's time
fur you tae cheat again, and change the fuckin rules.
Rugby, fitba, cricket tae, yer jist a shower o chancers, Stick tae whit
ye dae the best, you Morris fuckin dancers!!!
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24 day ago
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10 Commandments
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1. Thou shalt not hesitate at the breakdown, but be mighty to get your
rightful ball; for though it is written that the meek shall inherit the
earth, this is truly was a poor translation. The meek shall be trampled
into the dirt is more to the point.
2. Thou shalt not speak profanely of the Whistler, nor question the purity
of his birth, even though he be blind to transgressions by devils on the
other team at the ruck and the maul, and whistles them not.
3. Thou shalt not smite an opponent with a clenched fist, yeah, even in
retaliation; for it is written that the Whistler and the Flag Waver shall
assuredly miss the cowardly first punch, only to see the avenging second.
Believeth that what goeth around shall surely cometh, and verily, evil men
will be found at the bottom of rucks.
4. Thou should not kiss thy teammate on the mouth when he scores; for such
is an abomination unto God, especially kisses in tongues, unless you play
football with the round white ball and thus it is expected.
5. Thou shalt not take the Word of the Coach in vain, for blessed is the
Word of the Coach. Instead, wonder at his mighty wisdom and sticketh to His
Game Plan, lest the Coach acquaint you with his disciples
coaching in the lower grades.
6. Thou shalt not chip nor kick for touch if thou be a prop or wear any
jersey number below that of 7; for this is an abomination unto the Coach,
and surely you will be His at training, perhaps everlasting.
7. Thou shalt not run across the field with ball in hand, but runneth
straight ahead upfield; for it is written that the touchline is the best
defender.
8. Thou shalt not kick the ball to thine enemies unless it bounceth; for
the Spirit of the bounce of the Ball may cause confusion unto them, and if
thy heart be pure, make it bounceth back unto you.
9. Thou shalt not pass the ball to a teammate about to be smashed by the
mighty enemy, unless he owes you money, or has rodgered someone dear to
your heart, in which case all is forgiven.
10. Thou shalt not vomit on thy teammates after the game, for this is
unmanly, and they could do it unto you.
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66 day ago
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For information people
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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of sh!t. However, we do not
run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other
liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of
boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking
water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk **** than to drink
water and be full of it!!
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89 day ago
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. Will there on monday and sat next week. 
) . 2 weeks at the start of february then 2 weeks at the end then 3 weeks before our last game of the season. its an obvious fact we need a bigger squad, bring every single person you can upto training! im not gonna be happy at losing any games next season! we know we can win, lets fucking show it!
