Here's what I went to people via email awhile back
Hey guys (and gals)
This is me Dylan (but most of you know me as Stalker, or Homestar1992)
I finally decided to send my little (if you do your crazy) skit (or script is more the word) of a parody that I wrote up about nearly 2 months ago (July I started in). I did put it up about a few weeks ago on gamespot. You can read it there (I'll give the link soon) and if you’re a member there (its free) post a reply there. If not you can read it below after quickly reading this then replying either email (most of ya will do) or face-to-face (I prefer that if you can) and put your opinion in it.
If your going to Gamespot (GS) here's the link:
http://au.gamespot.com/pages/unions/...
And post your reply there
Now without a further a-do here's my script!
Before you read this long parody. You might play Metal Gear Solid (MGS1) to understand it plus have a open mind (not really). Also I'm thinking of doing this in a school play maybe? There are one or two things that can't be in there but tell me if you think I should turn this into a play. Um it took me a month to write this up so please don't criticize (You can if you want).
So Please enjoy and PS: There's no spoilers, PPS: When reading the italics, think of it as a Voice Over person.
METAL GEAR SOLID OUTTAKES
SPOILER (NOT) WARNING!
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Snake makes a mad dash for the elevator as it arrives, and runs face-first into the guard exiting it at the same time. Both stare blankly at each other for a minute.
DIRECTOR: Run after him! Shoot him! Don't just stand there gaping like an idiot!
GUARD: (huffily) And just how would you like me to do that? All guns blazing, or like a stealthy mountain lion? I mean, what's my motivation? Throw me a bloody bone, here!
***
CAMPBELL: (via Codec) Snake! I.. uh… have you seen the Muffin Man?
SNAKE: Nice try, Roy.
Mei Ling's muffled laughter can be heard in the background.
***
Scene: The heliport. The Hind helicopter gracefully begins its ascent as Snake watches from hiding - then stalls, splutters, and drops back to the ground like a stone. Smoke billows out from its rotors.
LIQUID: … the hell?
DIRECTOR: (off screen) … my fault too. I shouldn't have told them to leave the engine running.
LIQUID: Oh poopie.
***
Snake, in an attempt to avoid being spotted by a camera, tries to hurry down a set of stairs. Unfortunately, in his rush he trips over his own feet and takes a serious header down the staircase.
SNAKE: ARRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh…..!!
GUARD: (laughing) Oh hell, we're going to need some ice, here.
***
Scene: The vents above the DARPA chief's cell.
CAMPBELL: Use the action button to drop down, Snake.
SNAKE: …Which I can't seem to do…
Snake thrashes around in the confined area of the vent for a minute or two.
DARPA: Um, are you stuck or something?
SNAKE: (quickly) No.
***
Scene: The DARPA chief, having told Snake of Metal Gear's key cards, suddenly goes into inexplicable choking spasms. He pitches forward at Snake with a final gasp and dies. It's a very shocking and dramatic scene… or, at least, it would be if the DARPA chief's shoulders weren't still twitching in his 'death'.
SNAKE: (hissing) You're supposed to act dead!
DARPA: (giggling) Hee hee, I'm sorry; I've got this great mental image of you getting stuck up in that vent…
***
Scene: Meryl has her gun trained on Snake after opening the door to the DARPA chief's cell, and the pair are discussing Meryl's apparent lack of combat experience.
SNAKE: You haven't even taken the safety off, rookie.
MERYL: I am not a wookie!!! Rookie!! Oh damn…
***
Snake has finally found President Kenneth Baker. As he approaches the hostage, who is strung up in the middle of the room with C4 and wire:
BAKER: Oh man, I SOO have to pee right now…
Revolver Ocelot, lurking in the shadow
" (38 weeks ago) me too! | Reply
well miss dylania smith!! how wonder full to see you!
Jow 0 ReplysLOOOL, i usually draw stuff that happen at skool
Jow 0 Replysloool i drew my self pretty bad though, and i couldn't really portreiy you in my drawing forms
DRAW ME BACK BITCH! lool
w/e
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