Here's what I went to people via email awhile back
Hey guys (and gals)
This is me Dylan (but most of you know me as Stalker, or Homestar1992)

I finally decided to send my little (if you do your crazy) skit (or script is more the word) of a parody that I wrote up about nearly 2 months ago (July I started in). I did put it up about a few weeks ago on gamespot. You can read it there (I'll give the link soon) and if you’re a member there (its free) post a reply there. If not you can read it below after quickly reading this then replying either email (most of ya will do) or face-to-face (I prefer that if you can) and put your opinion in it.

If your going to Gamespot (GS) here's the link: http://au.gamespot.com/pages/unions/...

And post your reply there

Now without a further a-do here's my script!

Before you read this long parody. You might play Metal Gear Solid (MGS1) to understand it plus have a open mind (not really). Also I'm thinking of doing this in a school play maybe? There are one or two things that can't be in there but tell me if you think I should turn this into a play. Um it took me a month to write this up so please don't criticize (You can if you want).

So Please enjoy and PS: There's no spoilers, PPS: When reading the italics, think of it as a Voice Over person.

METAL GEAR SOLID OUTTAKES
SPOILER (NOT) WARNING!

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Snake makes a mad dash for the elevator as it arrives, and runs face-first into the guard exiting it at the same time. Both stare blankly at each other for a minute.
DIRECTOR: Run after him! Shoot him! Don't just stand there gaping like an idiot!
GUARD: (huffily) And just how would you like me to do that? All guns blazing, or like a stealthy mountain lion? I mean, what's my motivation? Throw me a bloody bone, here!

***

CAMPBELL: (via Codec) Snake! I.. uh… have you seen the Muffin Man?
SNAKE: Nice try, Roy.
Mei Ling's muffled laughter can be heard in the background.

***

Scene: The heliport. The Hind helicopter gracefully begins its ascent as Snake watches from hiding - then stalls, splutters, and drops back to the ground like a stone. Smoke billows out from its rotors.
LIQUID: … the hell?
DIRECTOR: (off screen) … my fault too. I shouldn't have told them to leave the engine running.
LIQUID: Oh poopie.

***

Snake, in an attempt to avoid being spotted by a camera, tries to hurry down a set of stairs. Unfortunately, in his rush he trips over his own feet and takes a serious header down the staircase.
SNAKE: ARRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh…..!!
GUARD: (laughing) Oh hell, we're going to need some ice, here.

***

Scene: The vents above the DARPA chief's cell.
CAMPBELL: Use the action button to drop down, Snake.
SNAKE: …Which I can't seem to do…
Snake thrashes around in the confined area of the vent for a minute or two.
DARPA: Um, are you stuck or something?
SNAKE: (quickly) No.

***

Scene: The DARPA chief, having told Snake of Metal Gear's key cards, suddenly goes into inexplicable choking spasms. He pitches forward at Snake with a final gasp and dies. It's a very shocking and dramatic scene… or, at least, it would be if the DARPA chief's shoulders weren't still twitching in his 'death'.
SNAKE: (hissing) You're supposed to act dead!
DARPA: (giggling) Hee hee, I'm sorry; I've got this great mental image of you getting stuck up in that vent…

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Scene: Meryl has her gun trained on Snake after opening the door to the DARPA chief's cell, and the pair are discussing Meryl's apparent lack of combat experience.
SNAKE: You haven't even taken the safety off, rookie.
MERYL: I am not a wookie!!! Rookie!! Oh damn…

***

Snake has finally found President Kenneth Baker. As he approaches the hostage, who is strung up in the middle of the room with C4 and wire:
BAKER: Oh man, I SOO have to pee right now…
Revolver Ocelot, lurking in the shadow

Hi guys and gals
I haven't been at school cause I've been sick so thats just to let people know anyway It might be sad to some people (most likely not) but I'll be moving with my family to Queensland to live there. So I'll come to school on this Friday and next Monday because I'll be leaving to Queensland next Tuesday so some people wont see me ever again or most people i dunno im not sure. But I'll fly most of my friends up there if they want me to i dunno.
Anyway I'll take pics on my car trip to Queensland. Why car trip cause I'm going with the stuff plus my dad while the girls in the car get to fly in plane (so bloody cheating) so I'll most likely make a video on youtube I'm not sure yet.
So I'll be still in touch via MSN, Email, Phone call, letter, bomb etc etc.

Later

Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you
Its not that I want you
Not to say, but if you only knew
How easy it would be to show me how you feel
More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldnt have to say that you love me
Cos Id already know

What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldnt make things new
Just by saying I love you

More than words

Now Ive tried to talk to you and make you understand
All you have to do is close your eyes
And just reach out your hands and touch me
Hold me close dont ever let me go
More than words is all I ever needed you to show
Then you wouldnt have to say that you love me
Cos Id already know

What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldnt make things new
Just by saying I love you