If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.


BILL LYON

The man who tried his best and failed is superior to the man who never tried.


BUD WILKINSON

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.


THEODORE ROOSEVELT


Give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself.


ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON


Faith is the bird that feels the light and sings when the dawn is still dark.


RABINDRANATH TAGORE

Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.


BERTRAND RUSSELL



You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I've lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." You must do the thing you think you cannot do.


ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.


RENE AUBERJONOIS


To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.


CONFUCIUS

The best mirror is an old friend.


GEORGE HERBERT


It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs.


W. S. GILBERT on dining with friends


For memory has painted this perfect day with colors that never fade, and we find at the end of a perfect day the soul of a friend we've made.


CARRIE JACOBS BOND


We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.


EVELYN WAUGH


Read them Use them Help me help you

TEN FAVOURITES

01.Show - Entourage
02.Flower - Um Lily's
03.Colour - Purple
04.Sport - Go N.S.W
05.Mall - Um Otara flea market
06.Music - Heaps of stuff im currently listening to Nas (hip hop is dead)
07.Food - Garden salad from wendys
08.Season - Um Winter
09.Day - Beer day
10.City - Manukau yeah whatttt (Iv never been anywere else really)

TEN FACTS

01.Hometown - Papatoetoe
02.Hair color - Dark Brown
03.Hair length - 1.5
04.Hair style - Prison escapist
05.Eye colour - Green
06.Shoe size - 11
07.Mood - Tired and sore
08.Smell - Vanilla i love it
09.Available - For whatever when ever
10.Lefty/righty - Lefty for life


TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

01.Have you ever been in love - Couple of times
02.Do you believe in love - Fuck off not any more
03.Whats your longest relationship - 5 years
04.Have you ever been heartbroken - Yes *tear
05.Have you ever broken someone's heart - Who me never
06.Have you ever fallen for your best friend - No cause my best friend is a Fijian hooker who hs H.I.V
07.Have u eva liked sum1 but neva told them - Yes
08.Are you afraid of commitment - Yes cause all girls are like carparks liars and whores
09.Have you ever had a secret admirer - He or she must be good cause i dont know about it and i know stuff
10.Do you believe in love at first sight - Only if your name is Jessica Alba

TEN THINGS: THIS OR THAT

01.Love or money - Love doesn't pay the bills lucky cause i have the skills to pay the bills
02.Hard liquor or beer - Hard liquor if you didn't know you better ask some body
04.One night stands or relationships - I'd say relationship due to me having a conscience...then again conscience disapears if i get really trashed...hmmmm
05.Television or internet - Internet
06.Pepsi or coke - Coke its the besssssssssst
07.Wild night out or romantic night in - Wild night out Friday picking up Saturdays romantic night in
08.Coloured or black and white pictures - Who cares i dont just as long as it gets my good side
09.Phone or in person - In person fo sho
10.MSN or myspace - MSN


TEN HAVE YOU EVERS

01.Have you ever been caught sneaking out - Thats a stupid question Ninjas neever get caught
02.Have you ever skinny dipped - Yes
03.Have you ever done something you regret - Yes i have
04.Have you ever bungee jumped - Why i can fly
05.Have you ever been on a house boat - No i have not
06.Have you ever finished an entire jaw breaker - Yes omg all the flavors
07.Have you ever wanted someone so badly it hurt - Once never again
08.Have you ever been streaking - Yes i have it was awesome back in the day at Orewa
09.Have you ever ran away from home - Lol Who hasn't i did for the long time of about a hour lol

TEN EMOTIONS

01.Are you missing someone right now - Yes it sucks hard
02.Are you happy - Hard core always nothing breaks my stride
03.Are you talking to anyone right now - Nah
04.Are you bored - Nah Dancing in my seat ( Sean Paul Temperature)
05.Are you dutch - Nada
06.Are you irish - Nada
07.Are you french - No No im not
08.Are you the man - Yes do you even need to ask im a Ninja killing is my business and business is goooooood
09.Are your parents still married - Ha no
10.Do you like someone right now - Yes


APPEARANCE

I'm short: No Ninjas have a height requirement and im above it
I have scars: Yes on my head and on my leg i got stitches and on my ankle when i broke it
I tan easily: Yes its the Coconut blood i have
I burn easily: Nope
I wish my hair was a different color: What for my Ninja mask is always on no need to
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: Yes i do
I wear glasses or contacts: I wear glasses when its sunny
I have 4 or more piercings & name: Nope Tattoo's are my specialty

RELATIONSHIPS

I miss someone right now: I miss my Right hand
I've gotten divorced: Will never get married
I've had a crush on a teacher: Yes hard Mrs Cooper Papatoetoe

i enjoy large posteriors, and i do not possess the ability to fabricate statements
it is entirely nothing but a g thing, infant
please allow me to view your skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment


THAT IS GOLD