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Working on einen neuen songen... it´s another spoof! Hurray!
I´ve decided to rip off Oh My God, that was unfortunately redone by a certain Lily Allen.
Garrr. She´s silly.
=)
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Ok...this better be worth it! It took me about 6 hours to be able to sing this without messing up or getting tongue-tied...seriously!
This may sound spastic
But it's fantastic
Why won't this glass stick?
Is it elastic?
I need a gluestick
To hold my karma
I need a chopstick
To poke my llama!
(Take a deep breath now y'all!)
Drastic elastic sticky-back plastic
Plastic drastic backy-stick elastic
Back-stick glue stick 'hold my groove' stick
Zap it tap it 'help me move' stick
Marshy mallow mallow marshy
Tongue twisters, bring on some more!
Harsh or shallow shallow harshy
She sells sea shells on the sea shore!
This may sound spastic
But it's fantastic
Why won't this glass stick?
Is it elastic?
I need a gluestick
To hold my karma
I need a chopstick
To poke my llama!
(Now bring on the element song!)
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium
This may sound spastic
But it's fantastic
Why won't this glass stick?
Is it elastic?
I need a gluestick
To hold my karma
I need a chopstick
To poke my llama!
(Now reverse, reverse verse one!)
Plastic backy-stick elastic drastic
Elastic sticky-back drastic plastic
Groove stick my hold stick glue stick back
Sticky move me help it zap it tap
Marshy mallow mallow marshy
More some on bring twisters tongue
Harsh or shallow shallow harshy
Shores sea on the shell sells (gum!)
This may sound spastic
But it's fantastic
Why won't this glass stick?
Is it elastic?
I need a gluestick
To hold my karma
I need a chopstick
To poke my llama!
Can you repeat this sentence backwards?
Backwards sentence this repeat YOU CAN!
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HaHa I love It =D
30 weeks agothought id better inject some MATTHEW into this scene! minty sensation, drastic elastic, mr cooper (not trooper
) r me faves!
35 weeks agoxxx
aww, nobody has posted a comment in ages!!! i dont even know why im on here... but anyway yaaaaaaaaaaay have some llama love!
42 weeks agowow shed!! i keep listening to drastic elastic!! tis AMAZING!!!
51 weeks agooff to buy pressies for ma secret santa!
ciou!! xxxxxxx
Love the songs they are awsome
54 weeks ago*Says everything Beth did*
64 weeks agoAnd also ...
How's it going?
Awww thankies Beth! Hows life at le College-enshaften?? =]
66 weeks agoX.
I just randomnly remembered you playing Goodridge Gonna Get Ya and Drastic Elastic in the music room one lunch time at Allertonshire, so I found you on Bebo! Your songs are amazing and hilarious!
67 weeks agohey shed iv gotta say the best song uv got on here is tesco
70 weeks agoits sounds a lot better thn most of the ova's
Hi,
71 weeks agoI Dont Really Know You...
But I Know Your Friends Like Miranda & Kirsty Etc...
I Just Listened To Your Songs, And I Think They Are Reallllyyyy Funny! (Y)
LOL
Made Me Chuckleee
Cathy x
haha! so true, Luceh!
71 weeks ago=]
shhhh...don't tell Ryan....
who really eats men anyway?!
71 weeks agohehe now that's a question i can answer!
xxxxx
Drastic Elastic! Another job well done Batman..ooer... Shed.
71 weeks agolmaoooo!
72 weeks agoyour songs are awesome!!!!!!
but who's this greg dude in the tesco song!
and had a good sing a long to drastic elastic!!!
hehe!
xxxxxx
oo yeh iv listened to tesco is taking over
72 weeks agoheyyyy!
72 weeks agoi wanna listen to drastic elastic song!!!
but it wont let me!!!!
ah well, will try again soon!
xxxxx
Wooo songs! But they don't work....
77 weeks ago*Cries*
You should weeeell get them working
Loves x Matthew XxX
Hang aboot! I canee upload any music cause it's not in MP3 format or something... do not fear though! I have a plan... MWAHAHA!
79 weeks agowooo i am now ur groupie
hahahahahaha
80 weeks agoluvin the site
I demand more from this site! Ye cant keep the fans waiting...
80 weeks ago