Working on einen neuen songen... it´s another spoof! Hurray!

I´ve decided to rip off Oh My God, that was unfortunately redone by a certain Lily Allen.

Garrr. She´s silly.

=)

Ok...this better be worth it! It took me about 6 hours to be able to sing this without messing up or getting tongue-tied...seriously!


This may sound spastic
But it's fantastic
Why won't this glass stick?
Is it elastic?
I need a gluestick
To hold my karma
I need a chopstick
To poke my llama!
(Take a deep breath now y'all!)

Drastic elastic sticky-back plastic
Plastic drastic backy-stick elastic
Back-stick glue stick 'hold my groove' stick
Zap it tap it 'help me move' stick
Marshy mallow mallow marshy
Tongue twisters, bring on some more!
Harsh or shallow shallow harshy
She sells sea shells on the sea shore!

This may sound spastic
But it's fantastic
Why won't this glass stick?
Is it elastic?
I need a gluestick
To hold my karma
I need a chopstick
To poke my llama!
(Now bring on the element song!)

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium

This may sound spastic
But it's fantastic
Why won't this glass stick?
Is it elastic?
I need a gluestick
To hold my karma
I need a chopstick
To poke my llama!
(Now reverse, reverse verse one!)

Plastic backy-stick elastic drastic
Elastic sticky-back drastic plastic
Groove stick my hold stick glue stick back
Sticky move me help it zap it tap
Marshy mallow mallow marshy
More some on bring twisters tongue
Harsh or shallow shallow harshy
Shores sea on the shell sells (gum!)

This may sound spastic
But it's fantastic
Why won't this glass stick?
Is it elastic?
I need a gluestick
To hold my karma
I need a chopstick
To poke my llama!

Can you repeat this sentence backwards?
Backwards sentence this repeat YOU CAN!

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