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A Natural Born Salesman
A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Texas and goes
to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking
for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how
you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through
it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many customers bought something from you today?
The kid says "one".
The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20
to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says "$101,237.65".
The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook.
Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger
fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him
where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going
to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a Twin
engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull
it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4
Expedition."
The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook
And you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons
for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you
should go fishing."0 comentarios 288 días
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Man Law
1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.
2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control
3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.
4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)
5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts.
6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.
7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.
8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.
9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need.
10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.
11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.
12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.
13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.
14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be replayed.
15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.
Addendum to Man Law No. 15:
If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn�0 comentarios 636 días
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| Lucky Color: | Jade |
| Personality Strengths: | Compassion, Drive |
| Personality Weakness(es): | Eccentricity |
| Successful Career Path: | Fashion |
| Sense of Humor Style: | Cheesy |
| Adjectives to Describe You: | enterprising, adventurous |
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| The quintessential dreamer - your head is always in the clouds. You dream big and think different - and want to truly achieve something great in your lifetime. You are highly motivated and driven, while surprisingly laid-back and fun-loving at the same time. | |
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Awarded for scoring more than 100 points in one game.
200+
Awarded for scoring more than 200 points in one game.
Strike King
Awarded for scoring more than 5 strikes in one game.
Power Bowler
Awarded for bowling faster than an average speed of 40 km/h.
Clown
Awarded for being a Clown! Can you find out how?
Pro Bowler
Awarded for playing more than 50 games!
Perfect Round
Awarded for filling the scoreboard with strikes!
Spare Saver
Awarded for scoring all spares in one game!
Challenge Champ
Awarded for winning more than 25 challenges!
Super Friend
Awarded for having more than 50 Bowling Buddies!
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My result is: Your FUNNY!
You laugh out loud when you think something is really funny.
You can handle a joke and make others feel good!
But remember to laugh at yourself to and know when to stop!
What is your usual mood????
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are you pretty or darn right ugly?
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Burnsyhace 3 horasAwryt Bawbagggggg
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Hayleigh.hace 5 díasoh nice one
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Stuart Chalmershace 5 díassure am big man mon 5-8 lol hows u?
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Shortarse.hace 5 díasawww kk and nothin tonight ... weathers shit
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Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
He's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Peter, he's a paraplegic!
That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
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Gellyhace 2 semanasyour brave lol a wouldnt go see that at all lol
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you forgot all about me tut tut lol x x
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