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Founded in 2006, Rodent Rugby has aimed to integrate high quality rugby 7’s with a strong social orientation. The club has developed further taking on more tournaments, more permanent rodent members and more invitational players. On the domestic front RR have experienced wins at Mull, Edinburgh Northern, Prestonpans and Stewartry. They also won the Barca 7s in 2008 and finished runners up at the Helsinki 10s in June 2009. A highlight of each season has been the RR Sponsors Dinner giving the Rodents a chance to thank those who generously sponsor RR. The financial support of John Jenkins & Son, Ace Property Management, Jolly Restaurant, Dann Limited, Nikkis Sandwich Bar and J Kelly MOT Centre has been invaluable to the functioning of RR and without them the Rodents could not have achieved the successes nor could they be excited about RRs future. RR has adopted 'The Maggie's Centre' as its official charity.
Sport
RUGBY 7s
Contact Us
rodentrugby@hotmail.co.uk
SPONSORS
Dann Limited www.dannlimited.com ,
Ace Property Management Ltd www.acepm.co.uk ,
Nikkis Sandwich Bar www.nikkis.co.uk ,
John Jenkins & Son,
Jolly Restaurant, J Kelly MOT Centre
Fixtures 2009
Preston Lodge 11th April, Edinburgh Northern 18th April, Stirling 25th April , Musselburgh 2nd May, Helsinki 10s 12th/13th June
Kit Provider
Tsunami Sport www.tsunami-sport.com

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  • Rodent Rugby 'End of Season Awards Dinner'

    Rodent of the Year - Jonny 'Rat' Jenkins
    Rodent Player of the Year - Jonny ' Rat' Jenkins

    Captain for 2010 Season - Andrew 'Skunk' Fowler

    Season Review

    Domestic Season

    Preston Lodge - Winners
    Edinburgh Northern - Winners
    Stirling 7's - First Round

    Tour

    Helsinki 10s - Runners up

    ROLL ON 2010

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  • HELSINKI 09 TOUR REPORT

    Day 1- At 6.25am on Wednesday 10th June 2009, the Rodent RFC squad of 2009 gathered at Edinburgh airport to begin only their second overseas tour to Helsinki, Finland.
    Needless to say, there was an air of excitement and frantic anticipation at the prospect of spending five outrageous skites and two days of physical rugby in Finland with the Rodents. You will soon discover that we were not disappointed.Upon checking in, the Rodents gathered in the departure lounge bar where tour organiser Porcupine ordered the largest round of pre-7am beers Edinburgh airport has ever seen. Tour captain, The Skunk, read out the Permission to Tour Letters and the tour rules were clarified....the tour had officially begun. Skite was the order of the day on the short flight to Amsterdam, surprisingly. Skite was also conducted at Amsterdam airport and the realisation of the expense of this tour was apparent as the Hedgehog forked out 32 Euros for 4 beers, wow. At this stage, the Rodents had already been asked to cool it from airport bar staff. It was, however, BLOCKED. After our connecting flight to Finland, the Rodents arrived in Helsinki totally skited, surprisingly. We filled our hydration packs with Voddy and Ribena as we waited for the arrival of the Gopher and the Taz Devil. They were greeted, and we collectively hopped on the bus to the city centre. On the strenuous, zig-zagged walk to our hotel the Skunk and the Stoat stopped and asked some 'friendly' locals for some directions and were swiftly offered oral sex in return for such advice. After much deliberation, the Skunk assured the Stoat that in fact "a mouth is a mouth after all" was incorrect and managed to drag the Stoat away. We arrived at our digs. All was well until a certain ungrateful sod threw the biggest tantrum of all time about having to sleep on a sofa bed. Anyway, we had a quick turnaround, gave our under-carriages the once over and made tracks to the Aussie Bar, where we were to spend a lot of time and money over the next few days....I believe the Shrew can account for this?! The first night of any tour is wild, but this was one was fairly obscene it has to be said. It was business as usual as the Rodents took the place to the cleaners - skulling pints, playing 'cock or ball' and sodomy were all on the cards, surprisingly. However, one Rodent in particular was crowned the drunkest of all as the Shrew proceeded to purchase 4 (maybe 5) bottles of house sparkling wine and distribute them accordingly to all Rodents, before wiping out a table of glassware and females!. Good work Shrew. good work. 

    READ ON FOR DAYS 2-6

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  • HELSINKI 09 DAY 2/3

    Day 2 - a quick bit of breakfast was followed by a cultural open-top bus tour of the delectable city of Helsinki. Please note, the majority of Rodents were at least two skites deep by this point. In fact, the Stoat(um) was walking the streets drinking out of a pint glass - you can take a Rodent out of Ireland, but you cant take Ireland out the Rodent! A muckle carry-out was purchased and we embarked on the city tour. It wont come as a surprise that sight-seeing was not the top priority for the Rodents, we treated the bus like a mobile boozer and got torn into the skite. If it wasn't for the Hedgehog penetrating us with Helsinki facts every so often, we would have learnt nothing except for the fact that the Skunk may have contracted AIDS. This topic became possibly the largest source of amusement of the whole tour. Lesions anyone? Who's laughing now?! We proceeded to skite long and hard into the afternoon, witnessing all sorts of things from women getting battered by their much better halves despite several BLOCK attempts, to the Stoat's dad asleep on a park bench. ‘Kangaroo Court’ was held by the Porcupine, as it was every evening for that matter and a messy night ensued.

    Day 3 - First day of tournament. With two muckle, all-day skites behind them and only one substitute out of a possible five, it goes without saying that the Rodents were up against it going into the first of the day's five matches. However, spirits in the camp were high and we got off to a flying start as we comfortably saw off our first opponents, despite the ten-minute halves, appalling refereeing and humid conditions! Rugby wise the skill level was not world-class, but the Rodents dominated in the physical battle and some memorable hits were put in by the Squirrel, Gopher and Beaver. Our second match was much the same and we won comfortably. Our third match, however, proved to be much more eventful. The Hedgehog came on in the second half and set up a rare, no-frills try for the Skunk in which we was clobbered in the puss by an opponent's boot! The real action came in the form of the biggest scrap Rodent Rugby has seen against our Russian counterparts - all hell broke loose with the Weasel and Porcupine wading in from the sidelines in a 23-man brawl....sorry, 22-man brawl as our resident brown belt Judo expert the Stoat stood back and watched as we knocked lumps out of each other. Cheers Stoat.... "never leave a Rodent behind"!! Block. The remaining two matches saw the Rodents victorious, with valiant displays from each and every Rodent. It was an awesome effort given the fact that we were hanging from previous skites and were loosely skiting in between matches (Jerboa was heavily skiting however). In order to pick the day up, Vlad and the boys decided to introduce a couple of local Roger Moore's into the equation as the Rodents descended upon them like flies around sh*te. Various commando-style maneuvers were adopted in order to get a glimpse of the local delicacies that lay beneath the thong of the girl in white. Unsurprisingly, only the Squirrel was successful after a fake trip from the Weasel! It was a late return to the skite platform that night with our first scoops coming from Molly Malone's pub. This was to prove a fairly special night with hilarity coming from many sources. The amount of "show me what's under yours and I'll show you what's under mine" calls were ridiculous. No night is complete without a female being on the receiving end of a Rodent beat-down -  a young person (as their gender was debatable) was mildly insulted by the Skunk (basics) and when she retaliated by calling him "unattractive" the Porcupine released a batch of abuse all over her, which goes down as one of the funniest moments on tour!! In addition, the first successful game of "Fat Chick Rodeo" was performed in the middle of the bar which is something never to be forgotten.

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  • Stuart Mack
    Stuart Mack

    Rodentia is an order of mammals also known as rodents, characterised by two continuously-growing incisors in the upper and lower jaws which must be kept short by gnawing.[1][2]

    Forty percent of mammal species are rodents, and they are found in vast numbers on all continents other than Antarctica. Common rodents include mice, rats, squirrels, chipmunks, gophers, porcupines, beavers, hamsters, gerbils, and guinea pigs.[1] Rodents have sharp incisors that they use to gnaw wood, break into food, and bite predators. Most eat seeds or plants, though some have more varied diets. Some species have historically been pests, eating human seed stores and spreading disease.

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  • Foxy Fowler
    Foxy Fowler

    Off the Richter scale......

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  • Stuart Mack
    Stuart Mack

    I will bring it round tonight son. I am on a stag on fri - sat.

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  • Richard Snedden
    Richard Snedden

    sorbs has got my cameras memory card with all the pics and videos!!! will get it soon!! bring on the meal!! can't believe you made the shout of sombreros after we get back from mexico!!!

    122 Wochen her
  • Jonny Jenkins
    Jonny Jenkins

    Hmmm...ditch the polos and order rodent logo tattoo's??? We will surely be able to get in some banterous venue?

    Just putting the idea out there.

    Rat x

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  • Jonny Jenkins
    Jonny Jenkins

    Rodent Dinner Theme: Old School WWF wrestlers!

    Shotgun Hulk Hogan!

    Rat x

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  • Charlie Keenan
    Charlie Keenan

    will do ,text me next week will be in tomorrow to check all is ok!!

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  • Dougie Rycroft
    luv Dougie Rycroft

    Steveo are you on line in thailand? x

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  • Stuart Mack
    Stuart Mack

    On the first day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    A partridge in a pear tree.

    On the second day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the third day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the fourth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the fifth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the sixth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the seventh day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the eighth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the ninth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Nine ladies dancing,
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the tenth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Ten lords a-leaping,
    Nine ladies dancing,
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Eleven pipers piping,
    Ten lords a-leaping,
    Nine ladies dancing,
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Twelve drummers drumming,
    Eleven pipers piping,
    Ten lords a-leaping,
    Nine ladies dancing,
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree!

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  • Richard Snedden
    Richard Snedden

    Dashing and daring,
    Courageous and caring,
    Faithful and friendly,
    With stories to share.
    All through the forest,
    They sing out in chorus,
    Marching along,
    As their song fills the air.

    Gummi Bears!!
    Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
    High adventure that's beyond compare.
    They are the Gummi Bears.

    Magic and mystery,
    Are part of their history,
    Along with the secret,
    Of gummiberry juice.
    Their legend is growing,
    They take pride in knowing,
    They'll fight for what's right,
    In whatever they do.

    Gummi Bears!!
    Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
    High adventure that's beyond compare.
    They are the Gummi Bears.
    They are the Gummi Bears!!

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  • Gavin Sharp
    Gavin Sharp

    Yep-im a definite for Mull

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  • Gavin Sharp
    luv Gavin Sharp

    The mole is a no go for the photo as im going to be busy foraging away at Kinsale this wknd

    134 Wochen her
  • Stuart Mack
    Stuart Mack

    Alan Nash Ace Property 0131 229 4400

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  • Stuart Mack
    Stuart Mack

    My forehead is so sore from head master. What a great night.

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  • Richard Snedden
    Richard Snedden

    man down!!

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  • Jonny Jenkins
    Jonny Jenkins

    Consider yourself one of the family...

    A spectacular day rodents and a great night! Do we have confirmation on who won tit cricket???


    Rat

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  • Gavin Sharp
    Gavin Sharp

    Consider ureself.......at home..................

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  • Dougie Rycroft
    luv Dougie Rycroft

    Congrats boys! Another small piece of Rodent history is made. Sorry I couldn't have been there. The Beaver x

    BRING ON DIRTY SANCHEZ! I WOULD LOVE IT IF WE BEAT THEM!

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