WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
>>> >
>>> > 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
>>> >
>>> > 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND
>>>WIGGLING
>>> > OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE
>>>SEXIEST DANCE
>>> > MOVE AROUND.
>>> >
>>> > 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
>>>SOMEONE'S ASS
>>> > AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
>>> >
>>> > 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW
>>>LOOK
>>> > MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE
>>> > JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
>>> >
>>> > 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT
>>>WE
>>> > LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
>>> >
>>> > 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN
>>>EVERY TIME
>>>A
>>> > NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS
>>>SONG!"
>>> >
>>> > 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK
>>>SITTING
>>> > NEXT TO US.
>>> >
>>> > 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY
>>>GOOD
>>> > AT IT.
>>> >
>>> > 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED
>>>US BY
>>> > GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE
>>>CAN
>>> > NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
>>> >
>>> > 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS
>>>STRANGELY
>>> > LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
>>> >
>>> > 11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN
>>>WE SIT
>>> > ON IT.
>>> >
>>> > 12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S
>>>THEIR
>>> > FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
>>> >


it sooo sad that the majority of these r true lmao!!!

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1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word!
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything wot would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. When's the last time u saw me if u ever saw me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
15. To put it bluntly, wud u fuck me ?
16. Are you goin 2 put this on ur blog and see what i say about u?
17. Finally are you one of my luvvas?