1. Are you happy?
I guess I could say I am

2. Ever kissed anyone with the name starting with a D?
Ummm... last name beginning with D... that count?

3. Are you watching TV.
Yes sort of lol

4. Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass?
Well unless paracetamol come up on it then yes i would

5. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Not that I know of

6. Do you like the color green?
Love it

7. Who were the last 3 people to send you a text message?
Mum, Jess Melling and Stephen

8.What did your last text message say?
Ten is the very latest. And call me when you get home

9. Last restaraunt you went to?
Umm... Pizza Hut? Maybe?

10. Last voicemail you received?
CHARLIE!!! just stick a banana in your ear!

11. What did you do yesterday?
Was at School and went to cadets

12. What's the first thing you would do with five million dollars?
Umm... I have no idea

14. Do you have any piercings?
Yes. ears

15. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you?
Definately!! we are planning on going on one when we can drive! woop!

16. Do you curse at your parents?
No, she'd kill me

17. Is your phone right beside you?
Yes. Never leaves me

18. Have you cried today?
Yes... Watched the notebook... its a very sad film!!

19. Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
I hope so.

20. What is the color of your bedsheets
Chocolate and Mint Green (thats what it said on the packet)

21. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes several times

23. What do you spend most of your money on?
mix of credit , clothes and general going out

24. Do you have a tattoo?
No they go wrinkly when you get old

25. Is there a secret you've never told any of your friends?
Yes, but its none of anyones business

26. Have you ever told someone you loved them but didn't mean it at all?
No I always mean it when I say it

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting
room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,'
he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is
a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is
the only hope.
The NHS will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay
for the brain yourselves..'
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how
much does a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, '£5,000 for a male
brain, and £2,000 for a female brain.'
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to
smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some
actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the
question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain
so much more?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained
to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing
procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female
brains , because they've actually been used.'

One day a boy asked his dad the difference between theoretically and reality

He told him to go and ask his mum if she would sleep with the postman for £1 million

The boy did this and she said yes

His dad then told him to ask his sister if she would sleep with the milkman for £2 million

The boy did this and she said yes

He went back to his dad and said he still did not understand the difference

His dad replied 'well theoretically we are sat on £3million but in reality we are living with two slags!'