Craig Johnston Facts
# Craig Johnston tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

# Craig Johnston does not sleep. He waits.

# Craig Johnston is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# The chief export of Craig Johnston is pain.

# If you can see Craig Johnston , he can see you. If you can't see Craig Johnston , you may be only seconds away from death.

# Craig Johnston has counted to infinity. Twice.

# Craig Johnston does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Craig Johnston goes killing.

# Craig Johnston doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

# Craig Johnston is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.

# In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Craig Johnston , and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

# Craig Johnston once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.

# Crop circles are Craig Johnstons way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.

# Craig Johnston is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Craig Johnston out. It failed miserably.

# If you ask Craig Johnston what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

# Craig Johnston drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# Craig Johnston sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Craig roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

# There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Craig Johnston allows to live.

# Craig Johnston once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

# Craig Johnston is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

# Craig Johnston doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

# When Craig Johnston sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of
himself, crouched and ready to attack. Craig Johnston has not had to pay taxes ever.

# The quickest way to a man's heart is with Craig Johnstons fist.

# A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Craig Johnston and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

# Craig Johnston will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

# Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Craig Johnston jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

# Craig Johnston originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," johnno replied, "That's no glitch."

# The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Craig Johnston played in primary school.

# Craig Johnston once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

# Craig Johnston once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Craig Johnston re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him

1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you have a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression of me?.......
9. do u still think the same?......
10. What reminds u of me?.....
11. If you could give me anything wot wld it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last time u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put this on ur blog and c wot i say about u........