" she's got a face like a well slapped arse"

Jean: I didn't mean it Odrán...*jean whispers to eimear* "Yeah i fucking did"

"ewwwww...you're sticky!"

Shaggy: Cats have square knobs!

"pussies to the pavement bitches!!"

"I wouldn't rape ya if you were the last beast on fire!"

Teacher: He felt like a willie inside...

Jean: Eimear,we've been on the same question for like half an hour!!
Eimear: We are SO smart!!

"My dick makes moo sounds"

Jean: I'm so stiff
Eimear: LOL!!

"my stomach's gonna fall out my arse!"



"we've been on the same question for TWO days now!!"

Random dub lad: Do yey like quizzes gals??
Jean: Ughhhhh quizzes make me hard!!
Eimear: :

Jean does't have a knob,that knob has a jean!!

Shauna on't fucking put cheese on my book!!
*jean rubs cheese on shauna's book*
Shauna:WTF IS THAT ON MY BOOK
Eimear:...Cheese....

Why's santa's sack so big??
cuz he only comes once a year lad!

why did Barbie break up with Ken?
Cuz Ken came in another box!

Jean:Who the hell is muffin luther king?!
Eimear:that's fucking martin ya spa!

Eimear: She's so far up her own hole she discovered her own Narnia!!

"I thought the piss was gonna leak down my fucking le"

Shauna and Eimear pass supermac's,Shanuamg there selling hot penis!!
Eimear:Hot paninis ya dopey cunt!!

Tippex=eejit's ink!

Eimear:Ehh sha why do ya only have one sock on??!!
Sha:Fuck lads i walked to school like this!! fuck!!
Jean and Amy: On the ground laughing!!


"Face like a burst arse,basically there's shit everywhere!!"


Eimear look at my hair it's like on my head!!

*jean on the phone* Shit!! Where's me fucking phone?!?
eimear:in your hand dumbass

Eimear: He would't know a fucking lie if it came up and shoved it's cock up his arse

I Blow Blimps,blimpticious!
*in the tune of fergalicious*

Eimear don't make me laugh!!!
I have a kidney infection it'll hurt to pee!!!
I'm pissing every five fucking mins!!


Jean: awh is that liffey valley?? *points to big ball on the way into dub*
Eimear: Ehh no jean,that would be a big ball!!

Eimear:Hey jessie,what's 'banter'
Jessie:umm it's when a load of naked men run through a forest naked!!

Shauna outta nowhere: Buttocks!!
eimear:

Shauna: Willie,are you wearing briefs?!

"I'll rip off your dick,and sew it back on with your chest hair"
"She was throwin' shapes at me lad,rhombus!"

"what are you looking at eh?? ya bald bastard!!"

"Fuck his dick,i wanna suck his diddies"

Emma o'G:soory didn't mean to pull you so hard!!

Emie long legs!!
Emie man emie man,does whatever a emie man can


"jesus Tommy G'out the toilet duck,We have Schum"

GO NATHEN!!
we love ya babes
"sweet talking sugar coated candyman"

"I have a big.....DUCK"

"Jack crack sack big mac thumb tack paddy whack lick my crack...o'gorman"

"Hey eimear do ya want one of my drumsticks?! Yeah!!...Bend over so!"

Eimear: Laurf i'll sit on your face!
Laurf: I'll lick your arse crack if ya do!!

Shampoo Boobies!!!!!!!

"he never breaks wind,it just floats"

Emma: I have emina!!

ღ My monkey = CoLm
My sexbomb husband= Tozzie xx
My Winnie The Pooh=Diarmuid!!(duh) xxx
ღMy Divialicious friend = !
ღMy Bossy Boots
ღMy Smart Arse =M~a(cuz i wuv her)LOLxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ღMy Ditzy blonde = That'd hafta be me oul flower shanua!! xxxxxxxxx
ღMy Confused friend = NickY
ღMy Chaterbox =
ღMy Cheeky Friend
ღMy Flirtin Friend =
ღMy Deadly Singer =Job!!!
ღMy dozey dory =
ღMy chocolate bicky lover =DaRrAgh M(LOL)
ღMy superman =
ღMy lil suckup =
ღMy lil joker = M~a(cuz i lv her)hahaxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ღMy idiot = Nicky(awh)
ღMy Happy Larry =
ღMy partner in crime = FrEyJa (wooo) xxx
ღMy Hypa Mate = Kira!!
ღMy bitch =
ღMy quite mate = SuZaNnE (awh) xxx
ღMy crazzzzzzzzy mate =NiCkY (no better man)
ღMy american mate =
ღMy guitar hero = Grainne xxxx
ღMy freak of a friend = Paddy
ღMy sxc boy =
ღMy sxc gal =Emz(Wooo)xxxx
ღMy dirty friend =
ღMy Angel =BeLlA(tehe) xXx
ღMy Boyfriend
My Sexy Fairygod son=Sean!! xxx
My KICKASS godmama= Grainne! xxxx