The adventures of Rudolph Butternut. En Francais. (Without the accents and stuff).

Un jour, il y a un tres vieux garcon et il s'appelle Rudolph Butternut et quand il etait marche a pied a le musee, il a rencontre un tres grand, sportif, il a plus de charisme et il etait un ballerine sange!
Mais ZUT ALORS! Le pantalon de Rudolph est tombe! Et quand ils sont toche la terre, ils sont change en lion!! Le lion a dit "Vous ete mon ami!" et il a saulu(can't read matt's writing but that's meant to say jumped on) sur le sange en mangant un poulet! Mais, Rudolph lui a donne un coup de poing dans le nez! Le lion a mort. Tout les personnes chante "cumbaya".

FIN! (avec les petites lions!)

Oh la la c'est un tres bon nouvelle!
Je suis translate pour vous en englais!

One day, there was a very old man (or bachelor, apparently), and his name was Rudolph Butternut and when he was walking to the museum, he met a very tall, sporty ballerina monkey with lots of charisme! But ZUT ALORS! (what is that? Oh my god?) The trousers of Rudolph fell down! And when they touched the floor, they turned into a lion! The lion said, "You are my friend!" and he jumped on the monkey while eating a chicken! But, Rudolph gave the lion a punch on the nose! The lion was dead. Everyone sang, "cumbaya".

THE END. (with the small lions)

By Matthew Thomas Burnett-Stuart and Iona Lee James Obadiah Vos-Carnegie-Cassedanne.

JOSEPH PROWEN HARRISON
SAMUEL PATRICK O'HARA
Alexander Buchanan (But when he becomes very rich)
Ellen Robertson (CHECK THAT OUT, I EVEN KNOW HER LAST NAME. Which I should know, actually, seeing as we are twins and everything)
Jesse John Taylor-West!
クレヨンしんちゃん
どらえもん
ZAC EFRON
Noel Fielding
Julian Barratt
Lee Mead
Tyson Ritter
Jeremy Sumpter
Ben Nicholas (stingray in neighbours)
That guy that plays Zeke in Neighbours
Jack Sparrow (not Johnny Depp, just captain jack)
Spiderman
Sporticus
Lucas Grabeel
Paolo Nutini
The guy that plays Gordo in Lizzie Maguire
Adele Cassedanne (because I'm already married to her...)
Ben Hubbard (already married to him, too)
Mike Fielding
Russell Brand
Francesca Rogers
Graham Norton
Homer Simpson
Chandler Bing
Hugh Grant
Tiffany Shakespeare
Lillie Swift
Madeleine Maxwell
Anisa Doubell
Emily Gosden-Kaye
Eloise Clayton
Myfanwy James
Samantha Bradshaw
Slightly in Peter Pan
Ben Ellis
Matthew Anderton
Alex Hannam
Harry Potter
Fred/George Weasley
Oliver Wood
That guy in mononokehime Ashitaka or whatever his name is
There has got to be more...
Tony Harrison
Justin Timberlake! (blates)
John Barrowman (ha)
Who have I missed out?
I can't remember.
(You just tell me if you want to be on here, ok, sweet pea?)

1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious -- leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance -- and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable

2) It's completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.

3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketball player in the state of New Mexico.

4) Creme brulee is a creamy custard that is totally satisfying

5) There's only one fat person at East High School

6) All Troy could remember was pink jelly

7) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most popular guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it

It's okay to practice incest if you're acting

9) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised.

10) Troy's shower head is very impressed

11) Everyone has a secret, and they have practiced to tell everyone in perfect harmony... while dancing.

12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice.

13) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bass too

14) Lucas is NOT gay... even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears pink hats, and stares at sweaty basketball players because Disney does not promote homosexuality

15) The hottest gossip is that the new girl and baskeball captain are auditioning for a musical, and that is in no way a euphemism for having sex.

16) In high school, you only have class once a day and it's only about 10 minutes long. For the rest of the day you can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as you want.

17) While alone in her bedroom, they sing. No sex? Really?

1 No one in the ENTIRE school has ever told Sharpay to shut the fuck up. How is that possible?

19) Gabriella and Troy are 'breaking free'. They are also soaring, flying, and there isn't a star in heaven that they can't reach.

20) You can name a kid in the 21st century "Sharpay"

21) Detention is only 15 minutes long... and a boy named Chad will need you to help him countdown the minutes, as he sadly cannot count that high.

22) It's always good to get extra credit...for college.

23) No one cusses at East High

23) Gabriella can't have people staring her... she really can't.

25) Parents do not teach their children that it's okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that.

26) Singing and dancing in the hallways is outstandingly normal

27) Playing the cello is very similar to operating a saw.

2 No emos, cutters, or illegal janitors.

29) Gabriella feels AND looks like a girl.

30) Having opera stars' pictures in your refrigerator helps you lose weight.

31) Kelsi can teach you every note, pitch, and word to a song just by singing the first two lines for you.

32) People are doing stuff, stuff that isn't their stuff.

33) The second equation should read 16 over pi.

34) Troy doesn't know that "scared" means the same thing as "afraid"

35) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web.

36) Ain't nothin wrong with a basketball playing brother who likes to bake.

37) If you're the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you

3 If you audition for a school play, you send the entire school into pandemonium

39) Chad can make Troy say things.

40) The jazz square is a crowd favorite. EVERYONE loves a jazz square.

41) Even though you've only sung to your showerhead you will know how to sing harmony in karaoke.

42) Mountain lions are cute, but you don't pet them.

43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That's how they get away with dancing in the halls.

44) Troy is not just a guy.

45) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.

46) When you're in love with a stranger, you can memorize lyrics at the drop of a hat

47) Corbin Bleu is pretty much white.

4 If you're a