Polak

I've figured out that if you tell people to do stuff using this "say something" they just do it... EVERYONE GIVE ME MONEY!!!

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Me, Myself, and I
Hi I'm Eliot but call me Polak, cus Eliot's shit!!

I fuckin love gettin binned with my mates... Nothin beats a good night out, even when your skint and runnin past bouncers to get into clubs lol

I have a "totally fuckin ace job" which i love. Who couldn't love sittin at a computer for 8 hours a day drawing lines on a screen... fuckin mint it is...

RED STRIPE... FUCKIN WINNER

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Music
METAL... Rock... DnB... Anything really
Bullet, Machine Head, Divine Heresy, Drowning Pool, BMTH(kinda), Architects, Bleeding Through, Avenged Sevenfold, The Horrors, DINOSAUR JR, SLIPKNOT, Stone Sour, Fighstar, 30 Seconds to Mars, Sonic Youth, Battle, Driveblind, Cellarstairs, Get Cape Wear Cape Fly, Futureheads, Hot Chip, Joy Division, New Order, Mystery Jets, Sunshine Underground, Noisettes, Primal Scream, Panic! At The Disco, Placebo, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, Subways, Supergrass, Velvet Underground, Syd Barrett, The Wombats, Mogwai, Smashing Pumpkins, Biffy Clyro, The Charlatans Stone Roses, Jimi Hendrix, The Libertines, Babyshambles, The Cribs, The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, The Holloways, Larrikin Love, Klaxons, Manic Street Preachers, The Cure, :( , Aerosmith, Albert Hammond Jr, Arctic Monkeys, Audioslave, Babyshambles, Enter Shikari, Editors, Linkin Park, Lost Prophets, Hard-Fi, Hadouken, Head Automatica, Glassjaw, System Of A Dow
TV Programs
One Tree Hill (Because high schools so important and they all have so many prblems and their lives are so hard) Desperate Housewives, FRESH PRINCE OF BELAIR, Peep Show The Mighty Boosh, Ideal, Spaced, The Friday Night Project, Scrubs, The Office and tons of other shit. Real shit.
Faviroute Films
AUSTIN POWERS (I know all the words off by heart all three films i'm pretty sad by the way) Crossroads (Not the Britney Spears one) Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Sin City, Corpse Bride, Wolf Creek, UB40, 40 Year Old Virgin, Harry Potter (I'm Not Ashamed... I wish I was a wizard)
Mates
My mates are fuckin ace - basically all we do is get fucked in town or go crusin about... Bit of advice tho, never stay sober when your mates are drunk... they get so fuckin annoying, so stick to this principle... always be more wasted then everyone else!!! Fuckin can't lose!!!
Bands I've Seen Live (From Earliest To Now)
Beatles tribute band (Ace), Tons of shit bands like atomic kittens at amedaus when we went with the school in like P4, The Rakes, The 1990's, The Editors, Franz Ferdinand, Noisettes, Muse, Buzzkill, King Blues, Capdown, Eric Faulkner 3 Men And Black, Slow Club, Mjor Mcca, Noisettes, 10 Easy Wishes, Sergeant, The Holloways, Neils Children, The Horrors, Lucy's Crown, Moroccan Kings, Hyphen, Operator Please, Arctic Monkeys, Mercy Arms, Children Collide, The Horrors (Best Gig Ever), Close your eyes and reverse into the fire, Ghost Frequency, HADOUKEN! Rascals, Horrors (Supportin artic monkeys wasn't nearly as good as kef or melbourne people strted throwin shit at them, still alright tho), Arctic Monkeys! ( For the second time, Was Decent) ROCK FOR TREATMENT, Royworld, We Are Scientists, Dividing the silence, Project zero, tons of local bands, MACHINEHEAD, ***SLIPKNOT***, Divding the silence and a bunch of other local bands, late of the pier, supports and Iglu and Heartly (Was funky), noah
Best songs
Failed Creation
Bodies
New abortion
Get this
Skin Ticket
Imperium
Davidian
Halo
No easy way out
Her voice resides
Hand of Blood
The Comedown
Off the Heezay
Aesthetics of Hate
Meet Me In The Bathroom,
The End Has No End,
You Talk Way To Much,
Heart In A Cage,
That Boy That Girl,
The Bounce,
*Count In Fives*,
Jack The Ripper,
Gloves,
Death at the Chapel,
Sheena is a Parasite,
Little Victories,
I Hate Models,
Loyalty Song (Babyshambles),
Bacardi (Babyshambles),
Little Wing,
Don\'t Look Back Into The Sun,
Kilimangaro,
Can\'t Stand Me Now,
Up The Bracket,
Vertigo,
Begging,
What Became Of The Likely Lads,
Waterfall,
Mirror Kisses,
Hey scenesters,
Another Number,
You Can\'t Fool Me Dennis,
Boys In The Band,
Mayday (Best song in the world),
Horrowshow,
Road to Ruin,
The Good Old Days,
The Bartender And The Thief,
Dakota,
Generator (The Holloways),
Two Left Feet,
Boys Don't Cry,
Friday I'm In Love,
(Anything with a few good

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  • My fine is 490... Not bad

    This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
    You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


    Smoked pot -- £10

    Did acid -- £5

    Ever had sex at church -- £25

    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

    Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25

    Had sex for money -- £100

    Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

    Vandalized something -- £20

    Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

    Beat up someone -- £20

    Been jumped -- £10

    Cross dressed -- £10

    Given money to stripper -- £25

    Been in love with a stripper -- £20

    Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

    Ever drove and drank -- £20

    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

    Used toys while having sex -- £30

    Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

    Went skinny dipping -- £5

    Had sex in a pool -- £20

    Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

    Cheated on your significant other -- £10

    Masturbated -- £10

    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

    Done oral -- £5

    Got oral -- £5

    Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

    Stole something -- £10

    Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

    Made a nasty home video -- £15

    Had a threesome -- £50

    Had sex in the wild -- £20

    Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

    Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

    Went streaking -- £5

    Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

    Been arrested -- £5

    Spent time in jail -- £15

    Peed in the pool -- £0.50

    Played spin the bottle -- £5

    Done something you regret -- £20

    Had sex with your best friend -- £20

    Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

    Had anal sex -- £80

    Lied to your mate -- £5

    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

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    I was gettin depressed by the fact that my last blog was written 217 days ago and had to replace it with some interesting factual story which you wouldn't just stop reading straight away, so here goes:

    There once was a small (i say small for effect he was a chunker) boy who was the coolest cat in town and everyone wanted to be him, his name Andrew Wilkinson, i feel so dirty indulging in the cliche that is slagging off Wilko, but i don't want to be left out so i'll get over it. I also want to point out that Wilko and i endured the hard life of that place in between video drive in and Tilemania (Tilemania? WTF) beside American golf, for at least 15 minutes when we got off the bus early to take a piss, turns out the next bus driver doesn't consent to strongbow being consumed on the bus. Anyway don't know what the areas called but its hardcore (we almost got eyeballed by two neds, it was savvvvy liiikkkeee miiin kennnnn aaaiiiiii baaaaamm) Anyways the Wilkinson chronicles will be continued soon don't worry people you will not have to suffer the deprivation long. One last thing, read over this whole thing again and imagine Russel Brands voice saying it in your mind, i've just realized the vocab is so complex it sounds like somethin he'd say.

    SHE'S GOT AN 'AIRY ARSEHOLE (Imagine that in Liam Gallagher's voice, he actually said that so don't say it doesn't sound like something he'd say)

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    "Do i know you"

    "Can you untie this flag"

    Which chatup line is better?

    Hmmm

    Just kiddin Danny and Shaun "Can you untie this flag" worked a bit

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Song that always makes you sad: Slow Motion - Third Eye Blind
Last thing you bought: Achohol
Last person you argued with: Parent i think
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: YEAH
One of your nicknames as a kid: Polak - I'm still a boy
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: No...
Favorite day of the week: Fri
Favorite Sundae topping: Aids
Did you take Piano lessons: Yep
Most frequent song played: Darkness Embedded - Divine heresy
TV show you secretly enjoy: Desperate Housewives
Would you rather play basketball or hockey: Hockey
Date someone older or younger: Older
One place you could travel right now: New Zealand
Do you use umbrellas: No... I'm hard
Do you know all the words to your national anthem: Dont know any of them
Favorite Cheese: Knob
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: Disturbed - kinda shit tho
Blondes or Brunettes: Brunnettes
Best job you ever had: Never had a good job
Did you go to your high school prom: Yeah
Perfect time to wake up: 3 pm
Perfect time to go to bed: 6 am
Do you use your queen right away in chess: no
Ever been in a car accident: yeah...
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: neither
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: ???
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: 80's
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: totally mauled vans
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: probably
Were you in track and field: no
Were you ever in a school talent show: no
Have you ever written in a library book: yeah
Allergic to: nothin
Have you watched sex and the city: yeah - shit
Baseball hat or toque: ?
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: shampoo
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: wet - thats what she said
Pen or pencil: pen
Have you ever gambled at a casino: yeah
Have you thrown up on a plane: no
Have you thrown up in a car: no
Have you thrown up at work: no
Do you scream on roller coasters: yeah
Who was your first prom date: ... embarrisin
Who was your first roommate: ... live at home :(
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: beer i think
What was your first job: dishwasher
What was your first car: ford ka
When did you first go to a funeral: never
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: havent yet... soon tho
Who was your first grade teacher: bitch
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: 12ish
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: dunno prob shaun and yeah
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: ...
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: just go hang out wit mates
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: ...
What is the first thing you do in the morning: ... dont want to know!
What was the first concert you attended: Franz Ferdinand...
First tattoo or piercing: not yet
Where did you go on your first airplane ride: america
First celebrity crush: Rachael Stevens

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Name :   Eliot
Nick Name :   Polak
Birthdate :   10/02/92
Birthplace:   Aberdeen (Ace)
Current Location:   Alford (Even Better)
Eye Color:   Brown
Hair Color:   Brown
Height:   Dunno, bout six feet
Weight:   12:2, i've lost 19 pounds...oh yeah
Piercings:   Fuck that shit
Tatoos:   maybe soon
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Are you jokin??
Vehicle:   Ford KA... Fuckin Mint
Overused Phrase:   Chunkin bitch
FAVORITES
Food:   Italian or steak, or angel delight or curry
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Pearl, Korova can be alright, MOORINGS
Candy:   Snickers
Number:   7
Color:   purple
Animal:   cat
Drink:   Tequila Rose, Jager, Beer, JD, Anything
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Hmmm... you can prob work it out
Perfume:   Tesco deo
TV Show:   Fresh Prince
Music Album:   Right now... Trvium - Shogun
Movie:   Anchorman
Actor/Actress:   Colin Farrel/Mylene Klass... so tidy
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   No difference? Like butter and margerine
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   There both shit and ace
Chocolate or Vanilla   vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   only???
Dog or Cat:   cat
Rap or Punk:   Both depends on my mood
Summer or Winter:   Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   funny movies but it depends
Love or Money:   both obviously but lovins more important
YOUR...
Bedtime:   weekdays around 12, weekends i dont sleep...
Most Missed Memory:   Piers and phoneboxs in magaluf...work it out
Best phyiscal feature:   My totally ripped abs
First Thought Waking Up:   i hate my job
Ambition:   Female contact
Best Friends:   Everyone, as longs as they arent dicks
Weakness:   criptonite
Fears:   gettin felt up in cheers, by a dude suprisingly
Longest relationship:   one month
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Never...
Ever been beaten up:   by my cousin, when she was like 7
Ever beaten someone up:   never in my life
Ever Shoplifted:   do grapes and penny sweets count??
Ever Skinny Dipped:   kind of, i've been naked on a pier
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   fukin hell, obviously im not 11
Been Dumped Lately:   not for bout three years
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   not really bothered...blue's pretty cool tho
Favorite Hair Color:   brown or dark blonde
Short or Long:   both cool
Height:   short to med
Style:   messy
Looks or Personality:   both
Hot or Cute   eithers good
Muscular or Really Skinny:   little bit chunkys what you need
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Bangkok
How do you want to Die:   Drugs and alcohol like a proper rockstar
Been to the Mall Lately:   nope
Get along with your Parents:   nope
Health Freak:   nope
Do you think your Attractive:   ye i'm fuckin tidy
Believe in Yourself:   ye, think so
Want to go to College:   kinda
Do you Smoke:   no, apparently i look cool when i do tho
Do you Drink:   yes, a lot, sometime alone, but never mind
Shower Daily:   Not at rockness...felt minky after three days
Been in Love:   its a tragic story
Do you Sing:   i try, i can also kind of metal scream, dont ask me to do it
Want to get Married:   im 17, but ye alright
Do you want Children:   yep so hopefully one of them will be rich and i'll be sorted
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   well to late
Hate anyone:   CJ from eggheads BBC2, he's a fuckin vampire
Get Your Own survey.....

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  • Jack Leonard
    luv Jack Leonard

    I think it's kinda worrying that the only people who have given you love are guys...? Have some anyway

    14 uur geleden
  • Tommyhackett
    luv Tommyhackett

    Wierdo witha Beardo

    3 dagen geleden via Mobiel
  • Luke
    luv Luke

    ...

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  • TwatFace.
    TwatFace.

    friday now for me tooo
    :D

    xxx.

    1 week geleden
  • Sarah Fulton.
    Sarah Fulton.

    lucky you! thats a tad random is it not tho?
    im soo glad i dont have to work all week but its hellish working weekends :( so busy atm!
    xxx

    1 week geleden
  • TwatFace.
    TwatFace.

    hahaha :P
    come out saturday!
    :D
    xxxxxx.

    1 week geleden
  • Sarah Fulton.
    Sarah Fulton.

    lol its a good idea too! haha.
    im not bad thankss, been busy within uni work and actually work, could kill for a holiday right now!
    xx

    1 week geleden
  • Sarah Fulton.
    Sarah Fulton.

    i have no idea :L
    im feeling more recently! haha oh god! goodness noes :D
    how u been anyways?
    xx

    2 weken geleden
  • TwatFace.
    TwatFace.

    YOU FAIL!


    :P

    xxxxx

    2 weken geleden
  • Sarah Fulton.
    Sarah Fulton.

    i know this is well random...but have i seen u in town recently?:L x

    2 weken geleden
  • Tommyhackett
    luv Tommyhackett

    sup homes out on friday son??? xx

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  • Waist
    Waist

    What do you do at college? Im doing accounting and finance at rgu.

    6 weken geleden via Mobiel
  • Waist
    Waist

    Thats alright. The place is still such a mess though. Im at uni but i havent been in a week, should probably drop out but better not. What about you?

    6 weken geleden via Mobiel
  • Ames
    Ames

    thats all i have to say

    7 weken geleden
  • TwatFace.
    TwatFace.

    Okays x

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  • Sir Swish
    luv Sir Swish

    Oh I see...

    I actually don't have a scooby. So much things to do ken.

    We should totally have a raving catch up soon (Y)...

    Love fae Stevo, yi cannae beat it.

    7 weken geleden
  • Tommyhackett
    Tommyhackett

    town sesh tommorow shud be DECENT! xxx

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  • TwatFace.
    TwatFace.

    see you saturday gayyboy :)


    xxxx.

    7 weken geleden
  • Sir Swish
    luv Sir Swish

    Ken, its just a fucking shambles. What you doing on Saturday?

    Love fae Stevo, yi cannae beat it.

    7 weken geleden
  • Liam Dennison
    luv Liam Dennison

    arite, hows it goin?

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