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- Me, Myself, and I
- Hi I'm Eliot but call me Polak, cus Eliot's shit!!
I fuckin love gettin binned with my mates... Nothin beats a good night out, even when your skint and runnin past bouncers to get into clubs lol
I have a "totally fuckin ace job" which i love. Who couldn't love sittin at a computer for 8 hours a day drawing lines on a screen... fuckin mint it is...
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╚══════╝ - Music
- METAL... Rock... DnB... Anything really
Bullet, Machine Head, Divine Heresy, Drowning Pool, BMTH(kinda), Architects, Bleeding Through, Avenged Sevenfold, The Horrors, DINOSAUR JR, SLIPKNOT, Stone Sour, Fighstar, 30 Seconds to Mars, Sonic Youth, Battle, Driveblind, Cellarstairs, Get Cape Wear Cape Fly, Futureheads, Hot Chip, Joy Division, New Order, Mystery Jets, Sunshine Underground, Noisettes, Primal Scream, Panic! At The Disco, Placebo, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, Subways, Supergrass, Velvet Underground, Syd Barrett, The Wombats, Mogwai, Smashing Pumpkins, Biffy Clyro, The Charlatans Stone Roses, Jimi Hendrix, The Libertines, Babyshambles, The Cribs, The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, The Holloways, Larrikin Love, Klaxons, Manic Street Preachers, The Cure,
, Aerosmith, Albert Hammond Jr, Arctic Monkeys, Audioslave, Babyshambles, Enter Shikari, Editors, Linkin Park, Lost Prophets, Hard-Fi, Hadouken, Head Automatica, Glassjaw, System Of A Dow - TV Programs
- One Tree Hill (Because high schools so important and they all have so many prblems and their lives are so hard) Desperate Housewives, FRESH PRINCE OF BELAIR, Peep Show The Mighty Boosh, Ideal, Spaced, The Friday Night Project, Scrubs, The Office and tons of other shit. Real shit.
- Faviroute Films
- AUSTIN POWERS (I know all the words off by heart all three films i'm pretty sad by the way) Crossroads (Not the Britney Spears one) Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Sin City, Corpse Bride, Wolf Creek, UB40, 40 Year Old Virgin, Harry Potter (I'm Not Ashamed... I wish I was a wizard)
- Mates
- My mates are fuckin ace - basically all we do is get fucked in town or go crusin about... Bit of advice tho, never stay sober when your mates are drunk... they get so fuckin annoying, so stick to this principle... always be more wasted then everyone else!!! Fuckin can't lose!!!
- Bands I've Seen Live (From Earliest To Now)
- Beatles tribute band (Ace), Tons of shit bands like atomic kittens at amedaus when we went with the school in like P4, The Rakes, The 1990's, The Editors, Franz Ferdinand, Noisettes, Muse, Buzzkill, King Blues, Capdown, Eric Faulkner 3 Men And Black, Slow Club, Mjor Mcca, Noisettes, 10 Easy Wishes, Sergeant, The Holloways, Neils Children, The Horrors, Lucy's Crown, Moroccan Kings, Hyphen, Operator Please, Arctic Monkeys, Mercy Arms, Children Collide, The Horrors (Best Gig Ever), Close your eyes and reverse into the fire, Ghost Frequency, HADOUKEN! Rascals, Horrors (Supportin artic monkeys wasn't nearly as good as kef or melbourne people strted throwin shit at them, still alright tho), Arctic Monkeys! ( For the second time, Was Decent) ROCK FOR TREATMENT, Royworld, We Are Scientists, Dividing the silence, Project zero, tons of local bands, MACHINEHEAD, ***SLIPKNOT***, Divding the silence and a bunch of other local bands, late of the pier, supports and Iglu and Heartly (Was funky), noah
- Best songs
- Failed Creation
Bodies
New abortion
Get this
Skin Ticket
Imperium
Davidian
Halo
No easy way out
Her voice resides
Hand of Blood
The Comedown
Off the Heezay
Aesthetics of Hate
Meet Me In The Bathroom,
The End Has No End,
You Talk Way To Much,
Heart In A Cage,
That Boy That Girl,
The Bounce,
*Count In Fives*,
Jack The Ripper,
Gloves,
Death at the Chapel,
Sheena is a Parasite,
Little Victories,
I Hate Models,
Loyalty Song (Babyshambles),
Bacardi (Babyshambles),
Little Wing,
Don\'t Look Back Into The Sun,
Kilimangaro,
Can\'t Stand Me Now,
Up The Bracket,
Vertigo,
Begging,
What Became Of The Likely Lads,
Waterfall,
Mirror Kisses,
Hey scenesters,
Another Number,
You Can\'t Fool Me Dennis,
Boys In The Band,
Mayday (Best song in the world),
Horrowshow,
Road to Ruin,
The Good Old Days,
The Bartender And The Thief,
Dakota,
Generator (The Holloways),
Two Left Feet,
Boys Don't Cry,
Friday I'm In Love,
(Anything with a few good
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My fine is 490... Not bad
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drove and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £250 Commentaren 116 dagen
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217 Days ago
I was gettin depressed by the fact that my last blog was written 217 days ago and had to replace it with some interesting factual story which you wouldn't just stop reading straight away, so here goes:
There once was a small (i say small for effect he was a chunker) boy who was the coolest cat in town and everyone wanted to be him, his name Andrew Wilkinson, i feel so dirty indulging in the cliche that is slagging off Wilko, but i don't want to be left out so i'll get over it. I also want to point out that Wilko and i endured the hard life of that place in between video drive in and Tilemania (Tilemania? WTF) beside American golf, for at least 15 minutes when we got off the bus early to take a piss, turns out the next bus driver doesn't consent to strongbow being consumed on the bus. Anyway don't know what the areas called but its hardcore (we almost got eyeballed by two neds, it was savvvvy liiikkkeee miiin kennnnn aaaiiiiii baaaaamm) Anyways the Wilkinson chronicles will be continued soon don't worry people you will not have to suffer the deprivation long. One last thing, read over this whole thing again and imagine Russel Brands voice saying it in your mind, i've just realized the vocab is so complex it sounds like somethin he'd say.
SHE'S GOT AN 'AIRY ARSEHOLE (Imagine that in Liam Gallagher's voice, he actually said that so don't say it doesn't sound like something he'd say)0 Commentaren 718 dagen
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Which chatup line is better?
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Just kiddin Danny and Shaun "Can you untie this flag" worked a bit1 Commentaar 718 dagen
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| Song that always makes you sad | : Slow Motion - Third Eye Blind |
| Last thing you bought | : Achohol |
| Last person you argued with | : Parent i think |
| Do you put butter before putting the jelly on | : YEAH |
| One of your nicknames as a kid | : Polak - I'm still a boy |
| Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd | : No... |
| Favorite day of the week | : Fri |
| Favorite Sundae topping | : Aids |
| Did you take Piano lessons | : Yep |
| Most frequent song played | : Darkness Embedded - Divine heresy |
| TV show you secretly enjoy | : Desperate Housewives |
| Would you rather play basketball or hockey | : Hockey |
| Date someone older or younger | : Older |
| One place you could travel right now | : New Zealand |
| Do you use umbrellas | : No... I'm hard |
| Do you know all the words to your national anthem | : Dont know any of them |
| Favorite Cheese | : Knob |
| Disturbed or My Chemical Romance | : Disturbed - kinda shit tho |
| Blondes or Brunettes | : Brunnettes |
| Best job you ever had | : Never had a good job |
| Did you go to your high school prom | : Yeah |
| Perfect time to wake up | : 3 pm |
| Perfect time to go to bed | : 6 am |
| Do you use your queen right away in chess | : no |
| Ever been in a car accident | : yeah... |
| Closer to mom or dad...or neither | : neither |
| What do you call your sweetheart lovingly | : ??? |
| What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager | : 80's |
| Favorite shoes you have EVER owned | : totally mauled vans |
| Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood | : probably |
| Were you in track and field | : no |
| Were you ever in a school talent show | : no |
| Have you ever written in a library book | : yeah |
| Allergic to | : nothin |
| Have you watched sex and the city | : yeah - shit |
| Baseball hat or toque | : ? |
| Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap | : shampoo |
| Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste | : wet - thats what she said |
| Pen or pencil | : pen |
| Have you ever gambled at a casino | : yeah |
| Have you thrown up on a plane | : no |
| Have you thrown up in a car | : no |
| Have you thrown up at work | : no |
| Do you scream on roller coasters | : yeah |
| Who was your first prom date | : ... embarrisin |
| Who was your first roommate | : ... live at home :( |
| What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time | : beer i think |
| What was your first job | : dishwasher |
| What was your first car | : ford ka |
| When did you first go to a funeral | : never |
| How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown | : havent yet... soon tho |
| Who was your first grade teacher | : bitch |
| When did you sneak out of your house for the first time | : 12ish |
| Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them | : dunno prob shaun and yeah |
| Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent | : ... |
| Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day | : just go hang out wit mates |
| Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman | : ... |
| What is the first thing you do in the morning | : ... dont want to know! |
| What was the first concert you attended | : Franz Ferdinand... |
| First tattoo or piercing | : not yet |
| Where did you go on your first airplane ride | : america |
| First celebrity crush | : Rachael Stevens |
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| Name : |   Eliot | |
| Nick Name : |   Polak | |
| Birthdate : |   10/02/92 | |
| Birthplace: |   Aberdeen (Ace) | |
| Current Location: |   Alford (Even Better) | |
| Eye Color: |   Brown | |
| Hair Color: |   Brown | |
| Height: |   Dunno, bout six feet | |
| Weight: |   12:2, i've lost 19 pounds...oh yeah | |
| Piercings: |   Fuck that shit | |
| Tatoos: |   maybe soon | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   Are you jokin?? | |
| Vehicle: |   Ford KA... Fuckin Mint | |
| Overused Phrase: |   Chunkin bitch | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   Italian or steak, or angel delight or curry | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |   Pearl, Korova can be alright, MOORINGS | |
| Candy: |   Snickers | |
| Number: |   7 | |
| Color: |   purple | |
| Animal: |   cat | |
| Drink: |   Tequila Rose, Jager, Beer, JD, Anything | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   Hmmm... you can prob work it out | |
| Perfume: |   Tesco deo | |
| TV Show: |   Fresh Prince | |
| Music Album: |   Right now... Trvium - Shogun | |
| Movie: |   Anchorman | |
| Actor/Actress: |   Colin Farrel/Mylene Klass... so tidy | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   No difference? Like butter and margerine | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   There both shit and ace | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   vanilla | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   Chocolate | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   only??? | |
| Dog or Cat: |   cat | |
| Rap or Punk: |   Both depends on my mood | |
| Summer or Winter: |   Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   funny movies but it depends | |
| Love or Money: |   both obviously but lovins more important | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   weekdays around 12, weekends i dont sleep... | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   Piers and phoneboxs in magaluf...work it out | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   My totally ripped abs | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   i hate my job | |
| Ambition: |   Female contact | |
| Best Friends: |   Everyone, as longs as they arent dicks | |
| Weakness: |   criptonite | |
| Fears: |   gettin felt up in cheers, by a dude suprisingly | |
| Longest relationship: |   one month | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   Never... | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   by my cousin, when she was like 7 | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   never in my life | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   do grapes and penny sweets count?? | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   kind of, i've been naked on a pier | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   fukin hell, obviously im not 11 | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   not for bout three years | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   not really bothered...blue's pretty cool tho | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   brown or dark blonde | |
| Short or Long: |   both cool | |
| Height: |   short to med | |
| Style: |   messy | |
| Looks or Personality: |   both | |
| Hot or Cute |   eithers good | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |   little bit chunkys what you need | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: |   Bangkok | |
| How do you want to Die: |   Drugs and alcohol like a proper rockstar | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   nope | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   nope | |
| Health Freak: |   nope | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   ye i'm fuckin tidy | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   ye, think so | |
| Want to go to College: |   kinda | |
| Do you Smoke: |   no, apparently i look cool when i do tho | |
| Do you Drink: |   yes, a lot, sometime alone, but never mind | |
| Shower Daily: |   Not at rockness...felt minky after three days | |
| Been in Love: |   its a tragic story | |
| Do you Sing: |   i try, i can also kind of metal scream, dont ask me to do it | |
| Want to get Married: |   im 17, but ye alright | |
| Do you want Children: |   yep so hopefully one of them will be rich and i'll be sorted | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: |   well to late | |
| Hate anyone: |   CJ from eggheads BBC2, he's a fuckin vampire | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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Jack Leonard
I think it's kinda worrying that the only people who have given you love are guys...? Have some anyway
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TwatFace.1 week geledenfriday now for me tooo
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Sarah Fulton.1 week geledenlucky you! thats a tad random is it not tho?
im soo glad i dont have to work all week but its hellish working weekends
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TwatFace.1 week geledenhahaha
come out saturday!
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Sarah Fulton.1 week geledenlol its a good idea too! haha.
im not bad thankss, been busy within uni work and actually work, could kill for a holiday right now!
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Sarah Fulton.2 weken geledeni have no idea
im feeling more recently! haha oh god! goodness noes
how u been anyways?
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TwatFace.2 weken geledenYOU FAIL!
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Sarah Fulton.2 weken geledeni know this is well random...but have i seen u in town recently?
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Thats alright. The place is still such a mess though. Im at uni but i havent been in a week, should probably drop out but better not. What about you?
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Sir Swish
Oh I see...
I actually don't have a scooby. So much things to do ken.
We should totally have a raving catch up soon (Y)...
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TwatFace.7 weken geledensee you saturday gayyboy
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Ken, its just a fucking shambles. What you doing on Saturday?
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