Roisin Healy
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Peter Kay's Universal Truths
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
9) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
10) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
11) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
12) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
13) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
14) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
15) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
16) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
17) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
1 Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
19) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed halfway through and then raced against the flush.
20) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
21) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
22) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
23) You never ever run out of salt.
24) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
25) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
26) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
27) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
2 Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
29) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
30) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
31) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
32) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
33) Bricks are horrible to carry.
34) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip
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Kids between 4-8yrs are asked "what is love" this is their response!!!
1)" When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore- so my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too!" Female aged 8
2)"love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on after shave and they go out smelling eachother" Boy aged 5yrs
3)"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody mmost of your chips without making them give any of theirs" Girl aged 6
4)"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired" boy aged 4
5)"Love is when my mummy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before she gives it to him to make sure it tastes ok!" Boy aged 7
6)"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mummy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss." Girl aged 8
7)"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas when you stop opening presents and listen" girl aged 8
"Love is when you tell a boy you like his top, then he wears it everyday" Girl aged 7
9)" Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know eachother so well!!!!!" Boy aged 6 (THE BEST)
10)"Love is when mummy gives daddy the best piece of chicken" girl aged 5
11)" When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (THE FUNNIEST!!!!!!!) Girl aged 7
12)"Love is when mummy sees daddy on the toilet and doesn't think its gross" (YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY)
13)You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
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Il y a 54 semaines
Christopher Kerrigan
yoyoyoyo! how are ye? hope all is well with you! stressing my life out at the minute for final year - and u probably know all about it...sure i might see you at chrimbo if your about - stay cool kiddo.x
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Rachel Mc LaughlinIl y a 63 semaineshey there chick howz it feelin bin bak at uni life :p
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Il y a 71 semaines via Mobile
Caitlin Mejia
Re: hi Seth This hot chick with huge tits is showing on cam! Hit up jane85hottie@live.com on msn messenger before she gets off. Shes crazy!
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Il y a 97 semaines
Corr
hey missus, wats the craic??
u have a good time over christmas?? good to be back at uni? away from the mess of derry
whens the next time ur home? im back for st paddys day, cant wait
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Erin DIl y a 102 semaineshey my dear.... no i'm not stressed at all, this is one of the most relaxing christmas' i've had in ages lol. thats what you get when u have no panto, and no exams to worry about!
well boxing night!!! i dunno whats happening yet.... mail me your mobile number and i'll make sure that i get in contact with you. i cant wait its gonna be fun!!!!
so how's you? -
Il y a 103 semaines
Erin D
yeah... i'm working full time with the co-operative bank. i only started a couple of weeks ago so i'm not sure how i'm getting on yet in it. wish i was still at uni......
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Erin DIl y a 104 semaines
happy days. i don't know where we are going yet, but i'll keep you updated! so are you keepng well? haven't heard from you in ages.
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Erin DIl y a 104 semaines
hey my dear. how's you??? what are you doing for boxing night? we are trying to organize getting the gang back together. do you fancy it?
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SAVE OUR LADY'S CHILDRENS HOSPITAL IN CRUMLINIl y a 106 semainesHi thank you for getting back to me.
I managed to find her, so all thanks sent to everyone.
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SAVE OUR LADY'S CHILDRENS HOSPITAL IN CRUMLINIl y a 106 semaines
Hi i was wondering if you could help me out. a lady by the name of Roisin Healy left a very good post on my group page. i am just wondering if you are this lady so as i can thank her for all her information. Regards Teresa
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JenIl y a 108 semaineshey, how are u? steve and i are having our flat warming this friday - sorry i kno short notice - forgot that gina said ur phones are out of action! well anyway, hope u can come. let anyone else kno who i may have missed xxx
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Il y a 115 semaines
Michelle Harkin
Aw poor you thats awful! I'll email it to you after i post this. Im on the internet in Deckys cos we dont have any yet but i'll send you a proper email at the weekend. Had my 1st day as a paid teacher today. They were a bit mental and my patience was stretched to the max but hopefully it'll be a bit easier from now on. Got a few days next week and 4 in October already so here's hoping they keep coming cos i need the money now theres no student loan to rely on! So much for me thinking i didnt use it! Hows hospital going? Any craic?
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Michelle HarkinIl y a 116 semaines
Hey i know this is random but the gospel at mass today was about the Prodigal Son and it made me think of the College show and you so thought i would see how you are! Hows everything going over there? Im moving up to Belfast tomorrow got some subbing on Tuesday im sooo scared!! xo
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Christopher KerriganIl y a 121 semaines
hi there
You Amanda and ur mum and dad are invited to my 21st birthday party
Date: Sat 18th August
Venue: Upstairs rafters
Time: 9.00
Buffet: 9.30
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.Nikitaa Kerrx.Il y a 127 semainesyes roisin xx
nm u wa bout u lik
awk yess gonna c ye lik cuz its been ages lik 2 long lol
wel wer ye fer dis summer en
wer ye fer da weekend den
im away on here
wan bac
lov ye
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Il y a 128 semaines
Ling Zhang
Aww thanks luv!
Yeah it was soo annoying but almost gone so I can re-join the land of the living soon. Hope you're results were fabby! What have u been up to? I was gutted I missed sidra's parteee.. bouncy castle!! :'( Where r u off for electives? xxx -
Michelle HarkinIl y a 129 semaines
Send me a photo!!! At least you have a week's break thats good. We'll get out plenty never worry!
If you're looking for a party 2night come to the upstairs dungloe!
Pete Elite 0 réponsesDRINK DANCE PARTY
UPSTAIRS DUNGLOE
12th SEPT
TAX: £3
DOORS: 10PM - LATE
Bring everyone!
hiya! hows you? just wanted to apologise for all and say boys are stupid and we should never have fallen out over one! friends?
Andrea Bradley 0 réponsesx
You better take advantage of the time you have with me when you're home cos there's not gona be much over the summer! See you soon! xo
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