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Discofuhrerism
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- Me, Myself, and I
- I am the almighty Disco Fuhrer.
Join me in forming my kingdom, for it shall take hold of the world and transform it into a place where Discofuhrerists reign supreme!!!
Vague? No it isn't, join now!!!
The vision of my future kingdom shall be described in blogs, there is alot of detail.
Add to the photostream if you happen to have a picture of yourself supporting the cause!
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The Disco Laws
These shall be added and modified as time goes on...
Murder is legal if there is a sufficient reason, if there isn't one then it's the Tiger Pit/Crying Room for you. If you have one, there will be a system of warnings as you should have handled it via the Tiger Pit or Crying Room but we shall be leniant.
The presiding Disco Judge, if you find a case going to trial, can pass a verdict of guilty with as much or as little proof as they like as usually in most cases intuition is correct but people do not recognise this nowadays.
If you don't deserve to live then it is illegal for you to do so and you shall pay a fine of one life and it must be your own.
Being intentionally idiotic is a Crying Room-able offence. If you just aren't very academic then that's cool, but people who go out of their way to be stupid to be cool or whatever shalln't be allowed to live in my kingdom...so it's another planet or death really.
If you are caught approching the Castle Sector in suspicious circumstances then it's your own fault if a gunman shoots you as it's his job and you tested his discipline.
For people who don't deserve death as they just need educated, classes will be held and one of the Upper Ranking citizens shall be in charge of this. If it's an order from Upper Ranks, these classes are mandatory.0 Comments 198 weeks
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Justice System
For those that gravely wrong the Disco Fuhrer or anyone in the Upper Rankings shall be thrown in the Tiger Pit.
...It's a pit of tigers.
Located in the throne room, the criminal shall perish infront of the victim of their crime, those closest to the victim and the Disco Fuhrer.
For those who break the Disco Laws in other circumstances there is a possibly worse fate, although it doesn't end in death...well, at least not physically.
I'm talking about The Crying Room, of course!
The criminal is bound to a chair or something, the only light in the room a a small spotlight on the Disco Fuhrer (or maybe TCR will be staffed?). Said high ranking member of the kingdom shall psychologically beat the criminal into submission with constant verbal aggression, reminding them every waking hour (and we won't let them sleep) of how pathetic they are!
This continues for months until they are mentally broken.
Then, quite simply, they are free to go. They shall wander the streets mindlessly, forever terrified of everything and be in proud ownership of a new found dissappointment in themselves.
Sounds soft, but it won't be, trust me. I am the Disco Fuhrer afterall.0 Comments 198 weeks
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General system of political/diplomatic status
The Disco Fuhrer shall live in a castle armed with several gunmen on the roof and various other methods of defence on top of a massive hill (might have to be man made, we also have peasants) for maximum visibility.
Around this shall be a ring of smaller castles for the Disco Council!
Then tertiary castles that are smaller but still very large of course for the representatives of the Disco Fuhrer who do not rank high enough for a secondary castle but are still above the peasants.
These levels of staus shall be decided personally by me, the Disco Fuhrer!
Obviously the primary castle shall be staffed with the closest confidents of the Disco Fuhrer.
This is about it, you may all apply here to reserve your space in the upper rankings of the kingdom! Just ask
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102 members, that's pretty impressive, Disco Fuhrer. XD
i aint being no castles bitch!!!! josh if anyone should be the bitch it should be you :\
when discofuhrerism takes over, where is my place in all of this can i help the takeover, perhaps put some of my better qualities to use
and WHEN you take over, where is my place in this .... no matter where my place is could we make lyle like the whole castles bitch just to be bossed about and treated worse than the peasants, by even the peasants ?
Can't wait
yeh shouldnt be much longer till your publicly recognised 
I remember the very day you started this lmaoo
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Danke mien furher
Good luck with the domination 
Ah, so in that case, you are more than welcome KittyGrimm X!
Political Support?! WHAT?! KittyGrimm
Um Thanks for the add???? :S
New Zealand it is then! If Alex Salmond can become the Scottish First Minister then my own country surely won't be a problem, but NZ can be second!
Lol - let me know when u guys r planning on taking over. U can start with NZ if u want - it needs one gigantic kick up the arse
hahaha ook i will can i help u take over it and run it
sounds reasonable
I support you lets take over the world!!!!!!
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Awsome page, Grant your a fucking legend!!!!!!!!!!! hows it going
you can. He'll be the most equal one of the lot! Or she
I hope you guys know that technically you can't really get a Communist dictator...
Lol Bex. The last thing we need is another Stalin or Hitler. Okay mien Disco Fuher? Would hate for this to happen to you *grovel, grovel* LOL
It's called "Brain Explosion" btw 
Lol lol x]]