LAGER AND LIME- TIME
APPLES AND PEARS- STAIRS
JOLLY HORNER- CORNER
ROCKING HORSE- SAUCE
GEORGE AND ZIPPY- NIPPY
ALF GARNET- BARNET
BUBBLE BATH- LAUGH
BARKLEYS BANKER- WANKER
HIT AND MISS- PISS
ADAM AND EVE- BELIEVE
SCOOBY DOO- CLUE
DOG AND BONE- PHONE
JIMMY RIDDLE- PIDDLE
BEANS ON TOAST- POST
BATTLE CRUISER- BOOZER
BRASS FLUTE- PROSTITUE
RUB AND DUB- PUB
TIN TACK- SACK
MARS BAR- SCAR
BOBBY MOORE- SCORE
TOM TIT- SHIT
RUBY MURRAY- CURRY
CREAM CRACKERED- KNACKERED
FROG AND TOAD- ROAD
SMASH AND GRAB- CAB
WHISTLE AND FLUTE- SUIT
CUSTARD AND JELLY- TELLY
CHALK FARM- ARM
NORTH AND SOUTH- MOUTH
PIGS EAR- BEER
CHINA PLATE- MATE
TROUBLE AND STRIFE- WIFE
SKIN AND BLISTER- SISTER
LEE MARVIN- STARVIN
MINCE PIES- EYES

Carefree, wherever we may be
We are the famous CFC
And we don't give a fuck
Whoever you may be
'Cos we are the famous CFC


Forever and ever we`ll follow our team,
Cause we are the Chelsea and we are supreme,
We'll never be mastered by no northern bastards,
And we'll keep the blue flag flying high,
Flying high, up in the sky,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
From Stamford Bridge to Wemb(er)ley
We'll keep the blue flag flying high


His name is Tommy Baldwin Hes the leader of the team
-What team?!
The Finest football team, the world has ever seen!
Weeere the Fulham Road supporters and were louder then the kop!
And if anyone wants to argue then well kill the Fucking lot!!


You are my chelsea!
My only Chelsea
you make me happy, when skies are grey!
You'll never notice, how much i love you
until you've taken my chelsea away!
NA NA NA NA! OOH!
NA NA NA NA! OOH!


Fuck em all, fuck em all,
United, West Ham, Liverpool..
Coz we are the Chelsea and we are the best,
We are the Chelsea so Fuck all the rest!!


Celery, Celery
If she don't cum,
I'll tickle her bum
with a lump of celery


We ALL follow the Chelsea
Over land and sea - And Leicester!
We will follow the Chelsea
onnnntooo vi-ic-toreee


At the Chelsea shed, born was a star
Scoring goals past Pat Jennings from near and from far
And Chelsea won, we all knew they would
And the star of that great team was Peter Osgood
Osgood, Osgood, OSGOOD, OSGOOD
Born is the king of stamford bridge!!


Super, Super Frank
Super Super Frank
Super Super Frank
Super Franky Lampard


He's here, he's there
He's every fucking where Joey Cole, Joey Cole


GIAN-FRANCO ZOLA
La, la, la, la, la la
Gianfranco Zola
La, la, la, la, la la
Gianfranco Zola
La-la-la-la-la-la


Bob Paisley,
Asked Bill Shankly,
Ever heard of North Bank Highbury?
Shank sed No i don't think so,
But I've heard of the Chelsea, aggro...
Chelsea AGGRO
Chelsea AGGRO
HELLO HELLO!


If you're standing
On a corner
With a red scarf
Round your neck
Chelsea boys
Will come and get ya
And we'll break
Your fucking neck
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La la la

Songs against tottenham:

The shit from Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see The Pope
The shit from Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see The Pope
The shit from Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see The Pope
And this is what he said:
Fuck off!!!
Who's that team they call the Chelsea
Who's that team we all adore
We're the boys in blue and white and we fight with all our might
And we're out to show the world the way to score...
Bring on Tottenham or The Arsenal
Bring on Scousers by the score
Barcelona, Real Madrid, Tottenham are a load of yids!! yidos!


allo, allo we are the Chelsea boys,
allo, allo we are the Chelsea boys,
And if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or
you'll die,
We all follow the Chelsea.


If i had the wings of a sparrow
and the arse of a dirty old crow
id fly over to tottenham tomorrow
and shit on those bastards below!
Shit on, shit on, id shit on those bastards below, BELOW!


He's only a poor little yiddo
He stands at the back of the shelf
He goes to the bar, to get a lager
And only buys one for himself
He's only a poor little yiddo, YIDDO!


If you cannot do the bouncy youre a YID!
if you cannot do the bouncy youre a YID!
if you cannot do the bouncey,
cannot do the bouncy, if you cannot do the bouncey youre a YID!
ooooooooooooohhh... bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy lalalalala!


When i was young
i had some sense
i bought a flute for 50 pence
and the only tune that i could play
was fuck the pope and the IRA!


When i was young
i had some sense
i bought a bomb for 50 pence
i threw it in to white hart lane
and watched the yids die again


we went runnin round tottenham with our willy's hanging out
we went runnin round tottenham with our willy's hanging out
we went runnin round tottenham
runnin round tottenham
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