“see Tommy, although i do like your violence towards Curran, i feel let down by your constant use of sticks instead of cast-iron polls with nails of AIDs in them.

you've gotta move forward!”

i'm sure his parents have enough left over.


”that fucking Curran, i wish he had a conjoined twin so that i would have more to punch.”

“we watched a film the other night were a man was constantly beaten up for 7 minutes without a break.

i wish the film was Curran's life story, THE BASTARD!”

“even seen Meet The Fockers? well, i'd rather Meet The Bin Ladens' that Meet The Currans.”

“i bumped into Curran last night, i wasn't prepared to see that face without warning. i'm still shaking, i can't eat, can't sleep and worst of all: can't wank it up to pervy porn. i truely hate that scum.”

“a klan member would never even consider Curran as a partner for their daughter, they'd rather send them backstage at a 50 Cent concert!”

“here, i've got a great idea for a night out, we should get everyone to do it. it's called Make Walshy Fight Curran And If They Don't..... Stab Them.”

“i wouldn't know the difference between Curran's voicebox & Curran's anus because they both produce the same product!”

“here, i was watching Dark Knight and i noticed something about The Joker, did you? what i noticed was that i don't like Curran.”

“well, Curran is no vagina expert, but he's definately a cunt.

i can't belive i've only seen Dark Knight once! that's even more embarrassing that considering curran a friend!”

This is a list of lovely things Hughezy has written about me in the past week on Tommys Bebo page. I hope you enjoy.

“It’s either called Quantum Of Solace or Curran Is A Bastard. i know which one i'm asking for a ticket for anyway.”

“No one is as bad as Curran.....ever!!!!!
You know there's a new James bond film out in a few weeks? Well, I don't like Curran.”

“Yeah, and of top of that she was pregnant with her kid. he's a total scumbag.
the thing about Curran, who i hate btw, is that he's the devils' shit.”

”oh, I hate Curran.”

“It is, only Curran doesn't smile in real life coz he's pure evil. “

“i mean, I’ve no proof that Curran caused the holocaust. but at the same time, I’ve no proof that Curran DIDN'T cause the holocaust of ze jews!”

“I was thinking, we should let him get ONE punch at us, then we can shout out "we'll meet again, Niall Curran" and then run off only to return who blow torches? Interested?”

“All joking aside, you shouldn't mention Curran's hair on Bebo. people will think that you're weird.”

”You know, I think that once this film is all over it's going to be revealed that Curran has had an alien face hugger on his face this entire time. and then the face hugger will deny it ever happened.”

“see, the problem with that is that no one would believe that the footage was real due to the grossness of his face.”

”You reckon he's got the weird hair to distract from the disgusting face?”

“I'd like to put a magnetic bomb up his arsehole and another down his throat and make sure that iron razors are attached, there by ripping him in half, the sick cunt!”

“We should try to frame Curran for the Kennedy assassination, to be honest, I also think Curran had something to do with heath ledgers death!”

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