PAKEHA FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MAORI FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

PAKEHA FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MAORI FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

PAKEHA FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MAORI FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

PAKEHA FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MAORI FRIENDS: Cry with you.

PAKEHA FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MAORI FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

PAKEHA FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MAORI FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

PAKEHA FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MAORI FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

PAKEHA FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MAORI FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

PAKEHA FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MAORI FRIENDS: Are for life.

PAKEHA FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MAORI FRIENDS : Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

PAKEHA FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MAORI FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

PAKEHA FRIENDS: Will read this.
MAORI FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did