BEBO RULES


ONE

If you're ugly,
stop actin like u dont kno it,
The captions under ure picture that says
"Top model pose"
"Sexy bitch"
"arent i hot"
doesnt convince anyone.

TWO

To the people hu have like 25,000 friends,
Are u serious?
No one in dis universe can keep up with dat many friends.
Your stupid
go play traffic.

THREE

Dont ever post pics and say
"OMG, Im so ugly"
"OMG, Im so fat"
bcoz if u were,
you would'nt post them.

FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Dont try to act hardcore wit the keybord.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if u win.
your still retarded.

FIVE

Making 20bullentis a day about how u have new pictures
and begging people to comment them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if u have to,
and thoses hu actually care about u
will comment on your pics.

SIX

If all your pictues are the same,
dont post them all.
please put sum varirty
in your pics.
Nobody wants to see ure face
8different ways.

SEVEN

Hu really cares if i dont accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Dont send me another request or message asking
"wats up wit u not adding me?"
I dont want u as a friend;
thats wats up!

EIGHT

Little 6graders hu have bebos
and look like sluts,
go sumwere else
Bcoz nobody wants u here!!!

NINE

If u have decided to read this
youre a true bebo friend.
Real friends read their friends bulletins.

TEN

Say u go pass this on
And maybe it will finally get through peoples brains
(if they have them)

ELEVIN

And if u open a message and it says somethin like
"repost this in 100seconds or a ghost will rape ure dog tonight"
ITS NOT REAL!!
QUIT BEING AN IDOT!!!!!!
PEOPLE HU HAVE NO LIFE WATSOEVER MAKE
DAT SHIT UP THINKING DAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!
AND U DO!!!
this is a test to see how many people
in ure friends list
actually pat attention to u
"like OMG if u dont repost dis in 1second at midnite/ and if u do at midnite ure true love will...
SHUTUP U FUKN ARSEHOLES!!!!
shit aint gona happen"
load of bollox!!!

Plz do this. put a Y for yes, a N for no or a M for maybe in each box.

AM I.....
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] shagable?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished I were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
[_] masterbated to my pictures?
[_] had a dirty fantasy about me?

Plz do this. put a Y for yes, a N for no or a M for maybe in each box.

WOULD YOU/WILL YOU?
[_] give me your number? (___________)
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] take me out to dinner?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing karaoke with me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am coz I got stuck in the middle of nowhere?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tickle me?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
[_] make out with me?
[_] in public?

D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hott?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to live happily ever after with me?