INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense.
NO CHEATING!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
I Want You To Stay (Maximo Park)

WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
Mary (The Maccabees)

WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
Caroline, Yes (Kaiser Chiefs)

WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
Last Nite (The Strokes) lol

HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Street Spirit (Radiohead)

HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
Rebellion (Lies) (Arcade Fire) ha ha

WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
Time Is Running Out (Muse) ok this is weird now

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Last Goodbye (Jeff Buckley) more of a funeral song but hey

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Count In Fives (The Horrors)

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
Hounds Of Love (The Futureheads)

YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division) a prediction! this is strange

HAPPY TIMES:
All I Need (Air)

SAD TIMES:
Tonto (Battles)

WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME:
Rusted Guns (Art Brut) OMG! I hope this one doesn't happen!

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
Saturday Superhouse (Biffy Clyro)

YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
Feeling Good (Muse) cool

HOW WILL I DIE?
Here It Goes Again (OK Go) lmao

THE SONG THAT YOU'LL PUT AS YOUR SUBJECT?
23 (Blonde Redhead)

1. (insert name here) is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game
of tennis.

2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures (insert name here) allows to live.

3. When (insert name here) drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

4. When (insert name here) was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's (insert name here)!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third
girl he had slept with.

5. When (insert name here) goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and
instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects (insert name here) could
use to kill you, including the room itself.

7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan
borrowed two bucks from (insert name here) and forgot to pay him back.

8. (insert name here) can count backwards from infinity.

9. Crop circles are (insert name here)'s way of telling the world that sometimes corn
needs to lie the f**k down.

10. When (insert name here) jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet.
The water gets (insert name here) instead.

11. (insert name here) can divide by zero.

12. In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records
it notes that all world records are held by (insert name here), and those
listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching
him.

13. (insert name here) is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up
with lactose's sh1t.

14. (insert name here) has two speeds: walk and kill.

15. (insert name here) is the reason why Wally is hiding.

16. (insert name here) can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At
night.

17. You are what you eat. That is why (insert name here) diet consists
entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

18. (insert name here) once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his
Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his
"Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

19. (insert name here) played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and
won.

20. If you were to lock (insert name here) in a room with a guitar, a year
later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's.
When asked why he doesn't do this (insert name here) replied "Because Grammy's are for
queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

21. On his birthday, (insert name here) randomly selects one lucky child to
be thrown into the sun.

22. When (insert name here) does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down.

23. Whenever (insert name here) puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow
motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno
erupts behind him.

24. (insert name here) invented black. In fact, he invented the entire
spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

25. (insert name here) coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate
every last unicorn in existence.

26. (insert name here) haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

27. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an
immovable object" was finally solved when (insert name here) punched himself
in the face.

JULY 08! ROCK ON BABY!