Away in a manger a crib for a bed
The little lord jesus sat up and he
said
"We hate boro, and we hate boro,
We hate boro and we, hate boro
We are boro haters"


He Played for Barcelona and he played
for Celtic too,
He went back home to Sweden to a team
that he was new,
He got the call from fergie, who said
your gonna sign
Cos we're gonna win the treble like we
did in 99!
Tra la la la
Its Henrik Laaaaarsson!


he shoots
he scores
hell eat ur labradors
park ji , park ji sung


Oh, Keano's f*cking magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said "I fancy that"
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'cos they're shite,
He signed for Man United,
Because they're fucking dynamite.


You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.


You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums.


On your Yorkshire farms,
You pester the lambs when you hide in the grass,
You'd rather shag sheep than a fit normal lass,
On your Yorkshire farms.


Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Diamonds on the top
Put Boro in the Middle
And then burn the fucking lot


Oh Northampton,
Oh Northampton,
Is wonderful, is wonderful,
Oh Northampton is wonderful
Its full of tIts, fanny and cobblers
Oh Northampton is wonderful


Your mums your dad
Your dads your mum
Your interbred
You Rushden scum


"There's only one Gary Mills."
Tamworth fans after boss Gary Mills got rid of midfielder....Gary Mills.


You're not fit to referee!"
During the Sheffield Wednesday-Blackpool game, when the referee went off injured. (Dave D, UK).


What's that coming over the hill - 10-point deduction, 10-point deduction."
Colchester fans to Coventry regarding their lack of money. (Tom, Essex).


"We hate Coca-Cola, We hate Fanta too, Cos we're the Tartan Army, And we love Irn Bru!"
Scotland fans watching Georgia game in a student bar in Aberdeen. (Ross G, Scotland).


Lino, Lino!"
Colchester fans when it was announced over the tannoy that a pair of glasses had been handed in. (Kieran Savill and Rob Lewarne).


Lino, Lino!"
Colchester fans when it was announced over the tannoy that a pair of glasses had been handed in. (Kieran Savill and Rob Lewarne).


If Mills can play for England, so can I!"
Wolves fans to Charlton's Danny Mills. (Joe Williams, England).


We hate you Sunday, we do
We hate you Monday, we do
We hate you Tuesday, we do
But Wednesday, we love you!"
Sheffield Wednesday fans against Leicester. (Molly, England).


Blackpool Tower's better than that!"
Sung by England rugby fans while watching a game on the big screen outside the Eiffel Tower. (Matt, England).


Switzerland are you listening? Austria are you glistening? It's a wonderful time, to be a Scotsman, cos we're going to Euro 2008!"
All I got from the biggest Scotland fan this weekend. (Joe Halliday, England). I take it he was drunk? Ed.


Youre ****, and you know you are."
Swindon fans to Gillingham fans when they were winning 5-0.
"We're ****, and we know we are!"
Gillingham's reply! (Alex, Swindon).


Can you hear the Rangers sing?"
Hibs fans at Ibrox after being kept behind - singing to a totally empty stadium. (Danny Bayne, Scotland).


Easy, Easy!"
Falkirk fans when they scored in the 80th minute to make it 4-1. They were the team gett