1. Name: David Halpenny
2. Nicknames: Steve
3. Birthday: 3 jan
4. Place of Birth: Co. Louth
5. Zodiac Sign: capricorn...........the goat
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade; Long gone
8. Schools you went to: The marist, DKIT
9. Occupation: Electronics Technician, Ridleys Barman
10. Residence: Dundalk
11. Screen Name: Disco steve

___Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: bluey grey kinda
15. Best Feature: me
16. height: 6" 1
17. Braces: nope
18. Glasses: yeah, but the contacts will do
19. Piercing: ouch, had one for a day b4 taking it out.... but now my left ear is
20. Tattoos: i gots four
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: first? back in the day, my coz
23. First Award: joes under 10s ha,
24. First Sport You Joined: gaelic wit the joes
25. First Pet: sammy
26. First Real Vacation: havnt a balls
27. First Concert: no idea....james blunt?
28. First Love: fine line between love and hate

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: kiss kiss bang bang
30. TV Show:fresh prince, american dad and 24
31. Color: green
32. Song artist: Bruce Springsteen
33. Band: Linkin Park, ash , fall out boy
34. Song Right now: the fray , you found me
35. Friend: jim
36. Candy: milky way stars
38. Restaurant: too many
39. Favorite brand to wear: it changes
40. Store: river island
41. School Subject: art
42. Animal: lion
43. Book: autobiographies, humour
44. Magazine: 's are shit
45. Shoes: my new ones

___Currently___

46. Feeling: tired, didnt get home til late.
48. Have a crush: ing headache
49. Eating: take out soon
50. Drinking: milk
51. Typing: on my blog??? maybe
52. Online: id say so
53. Listening To: home alone on in the back
ground.......class
54. Thinking About: someone
55. Wanting: it to be xmas already
56. Watching: tommy tiernan
57. Wearing: my comfty wigga pants and t-shirt

__________Future__________

58. Want Kids: not near future, thats for damn sure
59. Want to be Married: same as above
60. Careers in Mind:ive taken the first step, nowere to go but up
61. Where do you want to live? somewer else
62. Car: why wait....i have one now, my focus is my baby.. in the future tho i suppose get a newer one?

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex__

63. Hair color: blond apparantly
64. Hair length: short/ish,
65. Eye color: blue
66. Measurements: dont mattter
67. Cute or Sexy:bit of both
68. Lips or Eyes:eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: i have the ability to do both at the same time....impressed?
70. Short or Tall: depends on the girl
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: romantically spontaneous
74. Sensitive or Loud: not loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship: hook up first
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yep
79. Had Alcohol: god no...... oh wait yea.
80. Smoked: once or twice...extreme drunken cases.....hate it
81. Ran Away From Home: nope
82. Broken a bone: yep my hand
83. Got an X-ray: yep that wud be the hand again....oh and my head(no jokes please)
85. Broken Someones Heart: dunno...leave me a comment and il get back to u
86. Broke Up With Someone: yea
87. Cried When Someone Died: yea
88. Cried At School: no......im a man

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yep
90. Miracles: yep.....thats rite....im here
91. Love At First sight: no
92. Ghosts: haha no
93. Aliens: again no
94. Soul Mates: who knows
95. Heaven: yea
96. Hell: fuck you hell
98. Kissing on The First date: go for it
99. Horoscopes: der hilarious,

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is there someone you want but you know you can't have: no....... i can have them

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called 'Nob'. - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car because it's too heavy.



I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.



What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!



Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?

A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!



Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

A:About 45 pounds!!

Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?

A:About 45 minutes !!



How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil



I wish Martians would conquer the earth and make us their pets, I could really use a new flea leash. The one my wife uses is getting pretty darn short.



I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous sentence." It didn't sell very well. I thought with the short attention span of people these days it may have been too long, so I rewrote it. The 2nd edition went: "To keep an idiot busy for hours, re-read this sentence." It's doing pretty good. I have a deal for the sequel. The 3rd edition is going to go: "Re-read this line." Now, if I could just find the time to write it.



I have to admit it, Jensen had offered a brilliant proposal to resolve our troublesome problem. He suggested we form three committees, one to study the problem directly, one to study how other companies had resolved similar problems, and a third to oversee the first two and coordinate their efforts into a workable solution. The plan worked flawlessly and we assigned the janitor to change the lightbulb



Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died... Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."



Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% more entertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.'s.



While in Birmingham, England, President Clinton saluted Frank Sinatra, saying the singer and entertainer "really did do it his way''...



This new drug Viagra takes the concept of recreational drugs to a whole new level, doesn't it?



An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."



What weighs eight pounds and won't be plucked next Christmas?

John Denver's Guitar.



Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called and volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. I declined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay honey", she told me, "Will wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest ofour lives making each other sick!"



WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!



What is the difference between a whore, a nimpho, and a blonde?

The whore says, "Aren't you done yet?" , The nimpho says, "Are you done ALREADY?" And the blonde says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the celling beige..."



What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?

The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.



One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal barge goes down to speak to the slaves in the hold of his ship. "Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joining us today for a trip up the Nile." The men cheered and rattled their chains. "The bad news is, she wants to go water skiing."



Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.



Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

To see what was on the other

Cry me a river build me a bridge do us all a favor and jump off of it.


A northern fairy tale starts out "once upon a time.."
A southern fairy tale starts out "y'all ain't gon' believe this shit!"


Murphy's Law of Combat:
"Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder"


SEXY; its not what you wear. its how you take it off


Do you know why there are so many blonde jokes?
Because the brunettes have nothing better
to do while all the blondes are out on dates.


Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.


A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory


I been turning fellas heads since I first started walking
but you just been giving fellas headaches since you first started talking.


The world would have been a lot better if you had just been a stain


Specify that your drive-thru order is to go, it confuses people


I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library.
When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.


My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems


When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers
for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic.


I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman
who'd be mad at me for saying that


I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights
and tell you exactly which way it's coming.


An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign,
just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."


The only reason Santa is so jolly is because
he knows where all the bad girls live.


Arguing over the internet is like the Special Olympics:
even if you do win, you're still retarded.


Don't spend $2 to dry clean a shirt. donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it & put it on a hanger, Next morning buy it back for 75 cents!


I respect vegetarians and their decisions,
but my thinking is ~ I'm on top of the food chain here,
so if I can get it, I can eat it.
if a cow figures out how to kill me and eat me, more power to him!


Cancel My Subscription, cuz I'm sick of your issues!!


Sex is like spades. If you don't have a good partner u better have a good hand!


The best thing about Alzheimer’s is:
You can hide your own Easter eggs


Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye?
Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP


When they put unknown at the end of a quote,
that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous


I'm a babe magnet... just the wrong end


Dumb is just not knowing... Ditzy is having the courage to ask


Don't get high on life: cereal hurts when it gets stuck up your nose


If you could read my mind...you'd be the 2nd smartest person on earth


I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.


My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me,
"If you could know how and when you were going to die,
would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, forget it."


I went for a walk last night and she asked me how
long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."


I got stopped by a cop the other day.
He said, "Why'd you run that stop sign?"
I said, "Because I don't believe everything I read."


When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep.
Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car.


If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny


After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me,
'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'