updated version (; 15 days ago

1. Pick 20 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDB, and find a quote from each film.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly; put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING or using IMDB search functions...

1. Has anything you've done made your life better?

2. Look mate, I'm not being funny, but the last thing I want to do is take you to the match with me. So here's how it works, you give me half the money, I'll go to football, and you can have a wonder 'round where Churchill took a tom, or whatever it is you Yanks do here in Jolly old.

3. I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames

4. What if I send in the tape and they don't like it? I mean, what if they say I'm no good? What if they say "Get outta here, kid. You got no future."? I mean, I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I'm starting to sound like my old man!

5. I believe in America. America has made my fortune.

6. Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.

7. I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance

8. Nigga you need a role model, or a hug, or somethin.

9. Look man, you can listen to Jimi but you can't hear him. There's a difference man. Just because you're listening to him doesn't mean you're hearing him.

10. The jigsaw piece that I cut from my subjects was only ever meant to be a symbol that that subject was missing something. A vital piece of the human puzzle. The survival instinct.

11. Some people say we're racists.We're not racists. We're realists.Some people call us Nazis.We're not Nazis.No, what we are, we are nationalists and there's a reason people try to pigeonhole us like this.And that is because of one word, gentlemen.- Fear.

12. There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job, who lives for the weekend. Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. And occasionally kicking fuck out of someone.

13. In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

14. Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shots?

15. She has a boyfriend. Thats alright, Ive got a girlfriend!

16. No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!

17. All superhero stuff right? But what if I'm not the hero? What if I am the bad guy?

18. All right, you cheese-dicks, welcome to the 'nam! Follow me.

19. There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".

20. You were the caretaker here. I recognize ya. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You, uh, chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.

1. Slept naked? Yep.
2. Taken a shower with someone? No
3. Been kissed? Yes.
4. Drove a car? Badly
5. Stole anything? Plenty
6. Been in love? No
7. Been dumped? Yeah.
8. Stole money from a friend? Ye
9. Gotten in a car with a stranger? Ye
10. Been in a fist fight? Ye
11. Snuck out of your house? Ye
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
13. Been arrested? No
14. Hugged a stranger? Yes
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes
16. Left your house without telling your parents? Yes
18. Skived? wat???
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Yes
20. Lost a friend? A few.
21. Scared of flying IN an aeroplane? No! Tats Sum Pussy Ass Shit
22. Been to an island? I Live on 1
23. Slept in until 3? Ye
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? I miss a few cunts
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Ye
26. Made a snow angel? Ye
27. Played dress up? No tats sum more pussy ass shit
28. In a game did you cheat? Always
29. Been lonely? Ye
30. Kissed more than 3 people in one night? Who hasnt??
31. Drank on the street? Yes.
32. Felt an earthquake? Nope.
33. Touched a snake? ye
34. Ran a red light? Don't drive.
35. Been suspended from school? Ye
36. Had detention? Loads
37. Been in a car accident? Ye not a bad 1 bu
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? Well Iv Attended Partys in My House While my Ma was away
39. Used a fake id? Iv Used IDs tat Arent Mine?
40. Crawled through a window? Loads
41. Been lost? Ye
42. Been out of the country? A fair few times.
43. Kissed someone of the same sex? no
44. Cried yourself to sleep? no
45. Asked a boy out? Ehm, no actually.
46. Who do u have a crush on at the moment? A Few
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Ye.. bu not as much as ger
48. Did u ever have a fight wit a teacher? ye
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Doubt it.
50. Kissed in the rain? Yeah.
51. Sang in the shower? Always
52. Made love in a park? No
53. Had a dream that you married someone? No Even More Pussy Ass Shit
54. Glued your hand to a table? Haha no how much of a retard would you have to be?
55. Been turned on in public? MASSIVE ERECTION!... seriously
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? No... bu las day of d leavin... purple lepard tong
57. Been a cheerleader? No.
58. Had more than 8 girlfriends? no
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? No.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Wats D Story Wi All D Pussy Ass Shit
61. Played chicken? Loads
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes.
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Ye
64. Broken a bone? Nose
65. Are easily amused? Sometimes.
66. Laugh so hard you cry? No.. Bu Il Nvr 4get Eoghan in D Green Box.
67. Mooned/flashed someone? ye
68. Cheated on a test? Most of dem ha
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes.
70. Went commando? no bu i will if ur chalangin me
71. Done something dumb while drunk? Quite Often... abou as often as i drink acctualy
72. Kissed someone ugly? Yes.
73. Blacked out from drinking? Oh ye... fuk tat shit litres of vodka r not cool
74. Played a prank on someone? oh ye
75. Gone to a late night movie? Ye
76. Made love to anything not human? hehe
77. Failed a class? alot of dem
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? ye
79. Smoked pot? oh ye
80. Cheated on a boyfriend? i cheated on all my boyfriends... wi bitches
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? Nope.
82. Thrown strange objects? quite often
83. Felt like killing someone? quite often
84. Ran away from home? No
85. Got caught doing something naughty? Yes.
86. Got a piercing? Yeah.
87. Cut your own hair? Yeah.
88. Fainted? dnt tink so
89. Made a parent cry? no
90. Cried over someone? dnt tink so
91. Owned more than 5 house keys? ye

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 50 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your blog

1. Sometimes I see Your Face, Lookin at Me
2. The Way a Little Baby Wraps Her Hand Around Your Finger
3. Every Breath You Take
4. I Feel the Cold Settin In
5. Slide Away, Give It All you Got
6. I Got! What She Wants
7. That Taste! All I Ever Needed!
8. In Your Whispers, Trapped Beneath My Pillow
9. Prehaps I was Addicted to the Dark Side
10. Can I Get Your Hand to Write On
11. Woman Hold Her Head and Cried
12. I Met My Love, By the Factory Wall
13. Yes Yes Ya'll Ye Dont Stop
14. These Ideas of Nightmares to White Parents
15. Sicker Than Your Adverage, Poppa Twist Cabbage Off Instinct
16. Last Night as I Slept I Dreamed I Met with Behan
17. Theres No Need for You to Say Your Sorry
18. The Scene Is Dead but Im Still Restless
19. All Trough the Hood I Keep Hearin' N****'z Sayin'
20. Cash Rules Everything Around Me
21. Im Not Sayin' It was Your Fault
22. Ain't No Illusion Try to Click with What You Got
23. Brian, Top Marks for Not Tryin'
24. Sitting On My Own, Chewing On a Bone
25. All Around Me are Familliar Faces
26. Troublesome N****, Troublesome 19 Mudda Fukkin 96
27.Standing On a Hilltop
28. Well the Morning was Complete
29. Dream on My World, I Live On My World
30. I Don't Wanna Write this Down I Wanna Tell You How I Feel Right Now
31. I Don't Care What Nobody Says We Gonna Have a Baby
32. Summer Sun, Blows My Mind
33. Bum Stickidy Bum Stickidy BumHum
34. Saw You Walkin Down My Street, Well You Looked Quite Neat
35. Don't Call It a Comeback, Ive Been Here for Years
36. Soak Me to My Skin
37. Rap is a Monkey Flippin' with the Funky Rhythm I Be Kickin'
38. How Long Before I Get In
39. You Know I Feel Better Today, I Think That Shit was Just a Phase
40. When I First Came to London I was Only 16
41. Come Trough the Block in That Brand New Benz, Knowin that Me and This Dude Ain't Friends
42. What More Can I Say I Wouldn't Be Here Today
43. I Carry the Cross, If Virgin Mary had an Abortion Id Still Be Carried in a Cariot
44. NYPD LAPD NYPD
45. Transputation, Brand New Statments
46. When I was Just a Little Baby Boy my Momma Used to Tell Me These Crazy Things
47. It was Christmas Eve Babe
48. Lonely Once the Drugs are Done and I Feel Like Dieing
49. Step Out the Door and it Feels Like Rain
50. Lets Rent the Shed We'll Do Vocals in the Bog