Roger Smith

Roger Smith
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  • Garçon, Câlins 91
  • de États-Unis
  • Statut sentimental : Célib
  • Visites sur le profil: 532
  • Membre depuis: July 2009
  • Dernière connexion: Il y a 3 jours
  • www.bebo.com/_rogerthealien

À propos de moi

Slogan
"God! Who do you have to probe around here to get a Chardonnay?"
À propos de moi
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© ORIGINAL PROFILE OF ROGER™

← Who's A Pretty Princess? :D
Thats Right I Am.:L

Before I Came To Earth →

Hi! I'm Roger, I'm An Alien. I Saved Stan's Life In Area 51. So I Lived With Him And His Family For 4 Years. I Have To Wear A Disguise To Go Out The House, Or I Can Just Sit At Home Getting Drunk In Front Of The TV In My Attic. I Hate Living With The Smiths Sometimes, Francine Never Cleans Up The Whole House Is Dirty, If Only I Could Take Over The House, The Things I Could Do With It:D But Once There All Gone Its All Mine. But Until Then I Have To Live In The Cold Attic, I'm Meant To Bring Amoena Back To My Home Planet Anyway. I Can Also Learn Everything About Someone By Probing Them.

My Favorite TV Shows: Grey's Anatomy, Dynasty, The Simple Life, Cagney and Lacey, Beverly Hills, 90210, Girls Gone Wild", Melrose Place and MADtv.

These Chocodiles...Hayley...Oh My God...These Chocodiles...Oh my God!
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I'm An Alien Of The Zeta Retuculi Binary Star System. On My Home Planet, I Was A greeter At Philaxido, Its Like Wall-Mart. I Was Young When I Came Here, I'm 60 Years Old Now. I Was In The Roswell UFO Incadent Of 1947, That You Herd So Much About. & I Then Saved Stan's Life.
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Facts- My Pancreas Is Mobile, I Have Fangs And Im Able To Live And Move Outside My Body For Several Hours At Least. My Genitals Are Located In My Armpit And My Heart Is In My Rear. I Do Not Have Any Bones In My Arms So I Have A Natural Talent For Being A Srummer. Every Seven Hours, A Green Waste Is Ejected From My Sides Of My Body. In Times Of Overwhelming Stress, I Go Into A Kind Of Death-like Suspended Animation, Becoming Totally Unresponsive To Pain, Described As A "Stress-Induced Hibernation Cycle". I Sleep In A Noose To Relieve Back Discomfort, Once Again Leading Humans Around Me To Assume I Have Committed Suicide. My Species Is Immune To All Human Ailments Including Radiation Poisoning And Measles, Except For Cold Sores, And Cough. My People Urinate On One Another As A Part Of Our Mating Ritual. I Can Learn Everything About Someone By Probing Them.

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