Scott Danger Johnstone

Think It's Possible To Get Pished On A Fiver.... Only One Way To Find Out!!

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Aaaaaaaa Went To The Daaaaangerzone, But Then Came Back Home Cos You Canny Be Too Careful
Me, Myself, and I
Awrite if u don't ken me than u shouldny really b on here or in fact alive because a seem 2 ken every1!!

Workin in Goodrich as a 2nd year apprentice, av touched planes now so if u fly ur takin ur life in ur own hands, or puttin them in mine dependin on how u wanna look at it. All a no is wi Jum designin the fuckers, me doin TR's, Coackwahlis coakin aboot wi engines n Hansel buildin wings the roads r prolly the best bet.

The rex passed another MOT the other week so if all goes well until feb am gonna have a sexy wee 19 year old 2 play wi lol!

If anyone can get as drunk as me at the Dunure Harbour Gala this year a'll award them with 5 British Pounds.

Canny b fucked anymore ma fingers hurt, god dam Wahlis!!
The Other Half Of Me
Siobhan Brown

Siobhan Brown

Smelly Bumfanto!

Music
Literally everythin, a scare maself!
Films
Anythin with cars, sex or the knocked up crew!
Sports
Motorsport
Just got back into skateboardin
Snowboardin
Scared Of
Spiders n oldness!
Happiest When
Listenin 2 mr H's secret radio station at full tilt!
Loosin the back end n...... in fact loosin the full car on the high road wi the tyres screamin n then somehow managin 2 control it n still look cool!
Fleein through Culroy!
Gettin new tattoos n peircins love the pain lol!
Staggerin home in an awfy nick!
Ma new hobby, sittin aboot doin fuck all savin money!!!
Dislikes
Folk that r shite!
Folk messin me or ma pals aboot
Folk that hink the Clootie is a junky pub - U know who u r!
BRIAN HEATHCOATE!
Ayrshire traffic polis!
Sushi - Just gads!
Undercovers!
Bein in crashes!
Court :-(
Has 2 B Said
Fingurt! That's yer boi Jean! Tumour Oot! U shure do got a purdy mouth, how bout u open it up n smile like a donut! Birdy! (Paul style) Weasel! The Temps Laf! COACKWAHLIS!!!!!!

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  • This looked fun!

    So, here's how it works:
    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every question, type the song that's playing
    5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
    6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool

    Opening Credits:
    Cyanide- Metallica

    Waking Up:
    Dunkin Donuts 1- CKY

    First Day At School:
    Hitchin' A Ride- Greenday

    Falling In Love:
    Medusa And Hemlock- Cradle Of Filth

    Fight Song:
    2:1- Elastica

    Breaking Up:
    Guess Things Happen That Way- Johnny Cash

    Prom:
    Play The Game- Queen

    Life's OK:
    See The Light- Greenday

    Mental Breakdown:
    You're Sweet 6.6.6.- HIM

    Driving:
    I Don't Like The Drugs...- Marilyn Manson

    Flashback:
    Problems- Sex Pistols

    Getting Back Together:
    NYC (Feat NAS)- Kevin Rudolph

    Birth of Child:
    Live At The Royal Albert Hall- Robbie Williams

    Wedding:
    I Monster- Daydream In Blue

    Final Battle:
    Ten Out Of Ten- Paulo Nutini

    Death Scene:
    Operation Ground And Pound- Dragonforce

    Funeral Song:
    I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor- Arctic Monkeys

    End Credits:
    Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams- The 69 Eyes

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  • Mad Quiz

    Name: Scott.
    Birthday: 20/07/1988.
    Birthplace: Irvine.
    Current Location: Maybole.
    Eye Color: Brown.
    Hair Color: Blue.
    Height:About 6 Foot.
    Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
    Your Heritage: Scottish.
    The Shoes You Wore Today: Ma Black Timbies.
    Your Weakness: Puggys!
    Your Fears: Bein Skint!
    Your Perfect Pizza: Peparoni Stuffed Crust.
    Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Gettin The Fuckin CRX On The Road!
    Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:L ol.
    Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh Am Quite Rough N Em ..... Naked!
    Your Best Physical Feature: Dunno.
    Your Bedtime: Don't Ask.
    Your Most Missed Memory: Bein Pished Last Nite.
    Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
    MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King.
    Single or Group Dates: Single.
    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton.
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
    Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea.
    Do you Smoke: When Am Drunk.
    Do you Swear: Fuck Aye.
    Do you Sing: Sometimes.
    Do you Shower Daily: Pretty Much.
    Have you Been in Love: Yup.
    Do you want to go to College: Nope.
    Do you want to get Married: Dunno.
    Do you belive in yourself: Y No?
    Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
    Do you think you are Attractive: If You Like.
    Are you a Health Freak: LOL NOPE!
    Do you get along with your Parents: Most O The Time.
    Do you like Thunderstorms: They Dont Bother Me.
    Do you play an Instrument: Aye Aboot 8.
    In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Aye Last Nite!
    In the past month have you Smoked: Yup.
    In the past month have you been on Drugs: Don;t Think So.
    In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
    In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup.
    In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
    In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope.
    In the past month have you been on Stage: Dance Stage lol.
    In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
    In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Aye In The Bath.
    In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hink A Stole A Chip Of Wing Commander.
    Ever been Drunk: Oh Yes!
    Ever been called a Tease: Yup.
    Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
    Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
    How do you want to Die: In A Car.
    What do you want to be when your older : Fuck Nos Rich Lol.
    What country would you most like to Visit: America Again.
    In a Boy/Girl..
    Favourite Eye Color: Brown.
    Favourite Hair Color: Brown.
    Short or Long Hair: Longish.
    Height: Tiny Lol.
    Weight: Petite.
    Best Clothing Style: Dunno.
    Number of Drugs I have taken: Fuck Nos.
    Number of CDs I own: Loads.
    Number of Piercings: 2 But Ones Closed Up.
    Number of Tattoos: 7 Merged Into 1.
    Number of things in my Past I Regret: Dunno.

    0 Comments 1079 days

  • 100 Things Bout Me.


    100 THINGS BOUT ME

    100 Things About Myself..


    1. Full Name: Scott John Johnstone.
    2. Nicknames: Jinty or Jinsin usually.
    3. Birthday: 20.07.88.
    4. Place of Birth: Irvine central.
    5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer.
    6. Male or female: Male.
    7. Year at school: Left.
    8. School: CAPS!
    9. Occupation: Machine Operator.
    10. Residence: Maybole.
    11. MSN Screen Name: Jinty.

    __Your Appearance___

    12. Hair Colour: Brown.
    13. Hair Length: Guy Length lol.
    14. Eye colour: Blue.
    15. Weight: 13st ish.
    16. Height: Just under 6ft (Wilson says am small :-()
    17. Braces? Nope.
    18. Glasses? Nope.
    19. Piercings: Tongue!
    20. Tattoos: 6 Tribal designs and 1 Hearagram merged into 1 big 1.
    21. Righty or Lefty: Righty.

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    22. First best friend: Fuck nos.
    23. First Award: Fuck nos.
    24. First Sport You Joined: Karate.
    25. First pet: Cat.
    26. First Real Vacation: Tenerife.
    27. First Concert: Robbie Williams a think.
    28. First Love: Fuck nos.

    ___ Favourites___

    29. Movie: Fast and the Furious 3.
    30. TV programme: 2 many 2 name.
    31. Colour: Blue.
    32. Band: Cascada or HIM.
    33. Thing: Car.
    34. Song Right Now: Neverending Dream - Cascada.
    35. Friend: No favs.
    36. Sweet: Maltesers.
    37. Sport to Play: Does drivin count?!?!?
    38. Restaurant: KFC.
    39. Favourite brand: Timberland or Alpine.
    40. Store: Motorspeed.
    41. School Subject: Hated them all!
    42. Animal: Cats.
    43. Book: Saxo modifyin manual.
    44. Magazine: Nuts, Zoo and FHM.
    45. Fav cloth's: Ma Abercrombie Jeans n ma Orange Nike T-Shirt.

    ___Currently___

    46. Feeling: Quite well considerin av nearly been up for 24 hours.
    47. Single or Taken? Taken.
    ..
    48. Have a crush: Nope.
    49. Eating: Just about 2 demolish a Ripple.
    50. Drinking: Coke.
    51. Typing: This!
    52. Online? Yup.
    53. Listening To: Ma Fridge Tickin over.
    54. Thinking About: Sex - Am a guy!
    55. Wanting To: Watch TV.
    56. Watching: Fuck all.
    57. Wearing: Jeans n a hoodie.

    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids? Nope!
    59. Want to be married? Suppose so.
    60. Careers in Mind: God Knows.
    61. Where do you want to live: No bothered.
    62. Car: Rite now a Honda CRX MK2 VTEC DOHC, dream cars would b a Pagani Zonda, Buggatti Veryon n a Ferrari Enzo.

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair colour: Dark.
    64. Hair length: Shoulder Length.
    65. Eye colour: Brown.
    66. Measurments: Petite.
    67. Cute or Sexy: Both.
    68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes.
    69. Hugs or Kisses: Both.
    70. Short or Tall: Short.
    71. Easygoing or serious: Both.
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both.
    73. Fatty or Skinny: It's all one.
    74. Sensitive or Loud: None lol.
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship.
    76. Sweet or Caring: Both.
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Dunno.

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Kissed a Stranger: Yup.
    79. Had Alcohol: Yup.
    80. been in a police station: Yup.
    81. Ran Away From Home: Nope.
    82. Broken a bone: Yup.
    83. Got an X-ray: Yup.
    84. Been with someone: Yup.
    85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Think so.
    86. Broke Up With Someone: Yup.
    87. Cried When Someone Died: Yup.
    88. Cried At School: Nope.

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God: Nope.
    90. Miracles: Dunno.
    91. Love At First sight: Maybe.
    92. Ghosts: Yup.
    93. Aliens: Nope.
    94. Soul: Nope.
    96. Hell: Nope.
    97. Angels: Nope.
    98. Kissing on The First Date: Yup.
    99. Horoscopes: Dunno but I read them anyways.

    ___Answer Truthfully___

    100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? Nope av got her!!!

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  • Russell L
    Russell L

    havent got a proper shot yet,its fuckin class

    1 week ago
  • Nye Kennedy
    luv Nye Kennedy

    Aww haha old simmy was workin on his boat the last 2 week ther lol Aww did u say u dont no him that well then lol haha :) a heard thers a cel crx on pheads wantin a px for a golf mK2 :) need to hav a look for it :) am board of slow golf lovage lol :) xXx

    2 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Nye Kennedy
    luv Nye Kennedy

    Lol how Good would a honda van be :) lol u can just plate over the back windows in a rex :) lol. Its a desile gads lol Got it cheap:) still got the golf need to sell them both an get a honda :) lol xXx wish a Had a rex lovage :)

    2 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Nye Kennedy
    luv Nye Kennedy

    Whats happenin :) a bought a van the other day lol haha :) honda lovage :) xXx

    2 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Wallace
    Wallace

    1100 since ave had it. hansels the 390 mile fuck im 160 :L xx

    3 weeks ago
  • Challis
    Challis

    Fuck all man just having a quiet 1.
    might go to pub watch rangers game but will just have the car

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Challis
    Challis

    no had yet another painfully quiet and boring night in

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Challis
    Challis

    why you had to tell me that i dunno Lol.
    could go a smoke and pancake tonight. wee tonic and chronic night Lol

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Challis
    Challis

    still here just now meant to be gettin taken away today

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Challis
    Challis

    Fuck man must have been heavy session. i just want my car back Lol

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Challis
    Challis

    i am so fuckin bored man

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Nye Kennedy
    luv Nye Kennedy

    Goin for ecu number 3! Been to edin this norm an got one an It popd:( so now goin to dumfrise for another one :( not Good likes. Would never hav this prob if it was a honda. Lol xXx golf haterid loveski :) x

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Nye Kennedy
    luv Nye Kennedy

    aww nothin wrong with a we d16 :) :) lol

    so did you complete your task of gettin pissed on a fiver lol :)

    5 weeks ago
  • Challis
    Challis

    Fuck that get some cash and get to the pub wit me tonight

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Challis
    Challis

    ya same man fuckin Skint Lol another quiet saturday Lol

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Challis
    Challis

    Fuck all man just back in house. what you up to this weekend?

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Paul Rankin
    Paul Rankin

    Aye,just remember to use ppe when you`re out,you know what i mean? ;)

    5 weeks ago
  • Paul Rankin
    Paul Rankin

    Ah,cost containment drinking at its finest!

    5 weeks ago
  • Nye Kennedy
    Nye Kennedy

    Aww fine then :( lol galloway forest is always a favoret :) might Need a tow tho lol :) xx

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Paul Rankin
    Paul Rankin

    you might as well smell,you`re going out with a fiver ffs,2 drinks max and you`ll be skinter! not even enough for chips!

    5 weeks ago