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I can split the atoms of a molecule, Of a molecule, Of a molecule!
Me, Myself, and I
sup well im jake or SHROOM i live in the best place in da world Plumpton!! I go to chailey school.
im about ... in hight i hav no idea i hav blue eyes and longish brown hair (yes thats right its brown!!!)
i love most things music all except rap nd r&b which is shit! erm poker footie all my mates and other stuff i just dont realy want to type all of it so thats me! :D

Peace out!

Can i just say.........................I miss schofield

Lucy = 1.5

Rubys a fanny!
Mijn wederhelft
Liam

Liam

OH liam what have you done this time?

Music
HADOUKEN!, Groove Armada, Train, Arctic Monkeys, Blur, Bryan Adms, Coldplay, David Bowie, Electric Light Orchestra, embrace, The Feeling, Foo fighters, The Furetureheads, Gnarls Barkley, oldskool Greenday, Jack Johnson, Jose Gonzalez, Lynyrd Skynyrd, madness, Maximo park, Oasis, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rednex, Reef, Rufus Wainwright, Rusted Root, School of Rock songs, Travis, U2, Van Morrison, The Zutons and the most unforgetable band ever the one the only BEATLES!! (and some others that i can"t be bothered to name.)
Films
Lucky number sleven, Dodgeball, Saw, Shrek 1&2, Snach, Starwars all of them, lord of the ring"s1, 2&3, The Matrix, X-men 1 2 3, Spiderman 1 2 3, A kights tale and lots that i can"t remember.
The WMC
Let us take you on a journey through Time and Space to the world of the Woodgate Meadow Crew.
Randomnesss
Scrubs-Halo(sad i no!!)-Sing to yourself when someones talking-Will's jaw when playing a game-
Me and jake singing in english-Me nd jake playing LUCY in english-Lloyd nd will (geeking the place up)-Oliver schofield-Street Cred-Brap Brap christmas cards (chaz)-Strawberry milkshakes-Smooth as a cookie-Counter-terrorist home made movies-Spoons-Rosa (pisshead!!)-Tom(Loud noises)-Home made christmas songs-Crispycakes-Apples(metophoricly in blogs-melons(metophoricly)-High five-DivineMaddness-Shanes unbelieveably loud laugh- WI wi's cocksukerness:) -Nay nay

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  • My Week.

    Monday: Shit

    Tuesday: Shiter

    Wed: SHITEST

    Thursday: Oh fuck
    Whats wrong chelz?
    I left my earings in wills microwave!
    Wat the FUck??

    Liam=Expert

    Jake will you please just fuck off from under my bed
    Jake never!
    "Chelz gets up without a word and drags jake out.....Now Fuck off!

    Chelz i no wats fun shotguns!
    Me: yer letz do them chelz
    " Chelz shakes up can llifts her arm and smacks the can..
    Me: What the FUCK!! "Stands covered in beer next to a widow covered in beer! Chelz put the can in your mouth!!!! idiot. 5 sec's l8er i do the same thing!!!

    Friday: Jake why are we in the same sleeping bag?????

    Jaaaake chelz and ruby took all the covers!!!
    letz jump on them!! YAY!!!

    Shroom its not fair!
    Why wats wrong?
    Ruby beat me on giutar hero..............................
     ....Again!!

    Saturday: Tom: Shroom do you want to work
    ERmmm Ok

    Sunday: ....................FULL..........
     ..................................
     ..OF..............................
     ......POSSIBILITIES...............
     ...........AND....................
     ..........................GAMBERLI
     NG................................
     ..................................
     ................

    2 Commentaren 615 dagen

  • 100 Q"s

    Full Name: Jacob Benjamin Hayman
    . Nicknames: Flake, Flakeyjake, SHROOM (don"t ask)
    . Birthday: May 19th
    . i Live: Somewhere only i no
    . Male or female: male
    . School Year: 11
    . School: everyone no"s
    . Occupation: student



    __Your Appearance__
    12. Hair Colour: Browny
    13. Hair Length: longer than most boy"s
    14. Eye colour: blue
    15. Weight: I don"t no!
    16. Height: ditto
    17. Braces: No
    18. Glasses: no
    19. Piercings: nope
    20. Tattoos: nope
    21. Righty or Lefty: Righty!

    ___Your "Firsts"___

    22. First best friend: Dan, Dave, Will
    23. First Award: Reception readin i think
    24. First Sport You Joined: footy
    25. First pet: Dog nolonger :'(
    26. First holiday: abroad? France
    27. First Concert: Bootleg Beatles
    28. First Love: Love at this age lol but still one left in my mind!
    ___ Favourites___

    29. Movie: Lucky Number sleven
    30. TV programme: Different moods!
    31. Colour: Green Black
    32. Rapper:urgh h8 rapping!! IT IS GAY
    33. Band: god lds u don"t want me to get started
    34. Song Right Now: bad day-Daniel powter nd Drops of jupiter-train
    36. Sweet: Mints
    37. Sport: football
    38. Restaurant: Nandos
    39. Favourite brand: Im not in to brands i go with the flow
    40. Store: Game
    41. School Subject: R.e(hate the work but like arguing), german, dt
    42. Animal: Turtle
    43. Book: Narnia. The curious icident of the dog in the night time.
    44. Magazine: Don"t realy.
    45. Shoes: dosen"t matter

    ___Currently___

    46. Feeling: Strange
    47. Single or Taken? Single
    48. Have a crush: Nope
    49. Eating: nothing
    50. Drinking: nothing
    51. Typing: this, msn,
    52. Online? Yahuh
    53. Listening To: Train
    54. Thinking About: this….ppl…
    55. Wanting To: Play Wii
    56. Watching: the screen??? Duh!!!
    57. Wearing: T-shirt trousers
    58. Hair style: loose not dry
    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids? Yes actually!
    59. Want to be married? Yes
    60. Careers in Mind: Not to sure
    61. Where do you want to live: Not Sure
    62. Car: Bugatti
    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair colour: any rlly – but not dayglo ginger!
    64. Hair length: don"t mind (not bald!!)
    65. Eye colour: green
    66. Measurments: a bit smaller than me but that’s not hard!!
    67. Cute or Sexy: both!!
    68. Lips or Eyes: eyes… deffo eyes
    69. Hugs or Kisses: both ….
    70. Short or Tall: medium
    71. Easygoing or serious: in between
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: romantic I think!
    73. Fatty or Skinny: medium
    74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
    76. Sweet or Caring: caring
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: bit of both

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Kissed a Stranger: nope
    79. Had Alcohol: yeah
    80. Smoked: no
    81. Ran Away From Home: nope
    82. Broken a bone: no even tho i jump clean out of a window
    83. Got an X-ray?! No
    84. Been with someone: yes
    85. Broken Someone’s Heart: don"t think so
    86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
    87. Cried When Someone Died: nope
    88. Cried At School: yeah
    89. kissed a boy: No and a plan not to
    90. met a boy on holiday: I meet mates

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God: no Dont start me on it!
    90. Miracles: no
    91. Love At First sight: y not
    92. Ghosts: Maybe
    93. Aliens: Yes and anyone who say"s no is a lier
    94. Soul Mates: Yer but there isnt just one!
    95. Heaven: no.
    96. Hell: no.
    97. Angels:In human form! No wings or powers!
    98. Kissing on The First Date: yeah, y not?
    99. Horoscopes: not rlly, but I still read them! (some r qute scary and true!)
    ___Answer Truthfully___

    100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can"t Have?? YES :(

    4 Commentaren 1015 dagen

  • This ranom quiz (which i didn't steal of Jess or Ez)


    1. Whats your name?
    2. Are we close?
    3. What do you think of me?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. wud u ever wnt to kill me?
    7. Describe me in 3 words?
    8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    9. What was ur first impression of me?
    10. Do u still think the same?
    11.. What reminds u of me?
    12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    13. How well do u know me?
    14. What do u like best about me?
    15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
    16. Could you ever love me?
    17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    18.Are you gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
    19.Am i sexy:
    20.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

    11 Commentaren 1196 dagen

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Name :   Jacob Hayman
Nick Name :   Shroom
Birthdate :   19/5/1993
Birthplace:   Haywards Heath
Current Location:   Home
Eye Color:   Blue
Hair Color:   Brown
Height:   5ft(something)
Weight:   8st
Piercings:   nope
Tatoos:   nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   nope
Vehicle:   Skateboard
Overused Phrase:   "Thats what she said"
FAVORITES
Food:   Mexican
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Nanndos
Candy:   Lion Bar
Number:   19/69
Color:   Green
Animal:   Turtle
Drink:   WKD
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Pure Shape.
Perfume:   Black XS
TV Show:   The O.C
Music Album:   Music for an Accelerated Culture
Movie:   Lucky Number Sleven
Actor/Actress:   heath Ledger
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   BurgerKing
Chocolate or Vanilla   Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Sweet Mocha
Kiss or Hug:   Depends
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   Punk
Summer or Winter:   Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   When tired
Most Missed Memory:   Sking with family (UNO)
Best phyiscal feature:   You be Lucky
First Thought Waking Up:   Fuck Getting up
Ambition:   Architect
Best Friends:   Im not even going to start listerning!
Weakness:   Pride!
Fears:   Erm Chelsea.
Longest relationship:   6 months
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   No
Ever been beaten up:   not really
Ever beaten someone up:   nope
Ever Shoplifted:   Im not that brap!
Ever Skinny Dipped:   Yes i have ;)
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yes
Been Dumped Lately:   Nope
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Green
Favorite Hair Color:   Black
Short or Long:   Dependant on style!
Height:   Smaller than me:)
Style:   Scene/Emo
Looks or Personality:   Both
Hot or Cute   Cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   WTF!
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Madagascar
How do you want to Die:   Short and Sweet
Been to the Mall Lately:   Yep
Get along with your Parents:   Yes
Health Freak:   no
Do you think your Attractive:   No
Believe in Yourself:   Yep
Want to go to College:   Yes
Do you Smoke:   NO
Do you Drink:   Hell Yer
Shower Daily:   Yep
Been in Love:   Maybe?
Do you Sing:   To myself.
Want to get Married:   Yes
Do you want Children:   Yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   i dont no!
Hate anyone:   People who think they are too Hard!
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  • Olivia Rose
    luv Olivia Rose

    Happy Birthday! :) have a good day xxx

    27 weken geleden
  • Carrie Rae
    luv Carrie Rae

    Hiii
    it was cool meeting you today :D
    How was the film?
    xxxx

    44 weken geleden
  • Charlie Deacon
    Charlie Deacon

    jacob hayman .... sexy as hell says his app :L :L :L :L :L :L




    i'm back in the bet as of today :)

    x

    46 weken geleden
  • Florence And The Machine
    luv Florence And The Machine

    that is quite alright :)

    urm did you go on the german trip...you did didnt you?
    if you did was it good?

    yes i am :) ok well that wil have to be on my mummas computer becasue mine unfortunatly doesnt move haha

    lol i think all he said weas like how you going something like that... :S

    ok i will :)


    yes soon :)


    x x xx x

    48 weken geleden
  • Florence And The Machine
    Florence And The Machine

    i love you too!


    sorry that was my fault today becasue i have worked out that during the week i wont be able to talk to anybody unlesss i get up at about 7 which frankly i cant do because i go to bed too late. i cant talk to anybody at my night time on weekdays unless they are off school. because everyone else is at school. but on the weekends, i can talk at nighttimes here because that would be about mid morning early afternoon in england...wil lexplain more later if you didnt understand but there s something waay more exciting than that!! oh and i found it funny that everyone had to download skype too hahaa fannies us cool people already had it :L

    i woke up at 10 this morning and i went upstairs to the kitchen and my mum was on the phone in the dining room and she was like get dressed because our containeri s being delivered today!! yay !!! iget my stuff back like my bed and my ipod stereo and my computer back!!
    gtg get dressed to get to our new house


    love ou x x

    50 weken geleden
  • Joe Winn
    Joe Winn

    Shit

    51 weken geleden
  • Rosa Ellen
    luv Rosa Ellen

    good point, well made:P

    xxx

    51 weken geleden
  • Florence And The Machine
    Florence And The Machine

    I second Hannah's opinion. I also like Harriet's comment. :L

    52 weken geleden
  • Florence And The Machine
    luv Florence And The Machine

    Erm ok well i miss you too!
    i love you too! like alot!
    yes you do show it :) if not to everyone you do to me :)
    I dont like thinking of not being able to hug you...you give nice hugs :)
    lovely infact :)
    lol yes i like our maths lessons
    Why are we taking down the pope and why has noone told me about this plan??!!!
    basically i actually love you alot!!! i fagging miss you too! and you dont know how happy that makes me that you actually used it and i like your message :) thankyou

    x x x x x

    52 weken geleden
  • Rosa Ellen
    luv Rosa Ellen

    CHEEKY!

    shroooooooooooooom :) x x x x

    52 weken geleden
  • HattyBabes.
    HattyBabes.

    Thats Quite Oki :)

    Im good ta dude hows u?

    Xxx

    52 weken geleden
  • We Sing We Dance WeSteal
    We Sing We Dance WeSteal

    shit mayte...

    yacob head boy yaman has contacts;

    "HattyBabes" below.

    *don't knife me!*

    :L how are we going to take down the pope now? :(

    x x

    53 weken geleden
  • HattyBabes.
    luv HattyBabes.

    Jacob!!
    I was cruzin thru bebo...yu no how it is :)

    An i came across ur bebo...im guna give u some love!

    :D :D

    Byee!!

    Xx

    53 weken geleden
  • Samuel Vigar
    luv Samuel Vigar

    I FUCKED JACOB HAYMAN ........TWICE :D


    and he loved it :L


    we will get hoodies:)

    jacob are we attending after school res mat thursday :L :L i have the funniest thing to tell u abt bazza 2morrow hahaha

    x

    54 weken geleden
  • Rowan
    Rowan

    You ok m8 :D
    |You going to chailey bonfire?

    55 weken geleden
  • Jamie Hunnisett
    luv Jamie Hunnisett

    jake.
    needs.
    help.
    x.

    55 weken geleden