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- well what can i say "Always look after your friends and everything else will just fall into place"
its important not to forget who you are or where you came from,
always be true to yourself dont let people make your mind up for you
n e hoos with all the serious shit all said and done leave a comment or comment on ma pictures
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If Star wars were set in Scotland
Han Solo:
"I've got a real bad feeling about this" - "Ah'm shitin' ma sel' here boy"
"Bring 'em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."
- "Come right ahead then c**ts! Fight the f**ing lot o ye!"
"There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny." - "The
Force?!! D'youse think ah came doon wae the rain?!"
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." - "Nae messin aboot wae the god squad and auld rubbish, wee man. Get yersel' a decent shooter"
Darth Vader trying to shoot down Luke Skywalker:
"The Force is strong in this one" - "Stop shooglin' ya wee basturd!"
Princess Leia:
"You're a little short for a Stormtrooper aren't you?" - "Ah didny think they took short-erses in the polis?"
"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade." - "Wuv goat NAE chance in this pile o' shite"
Admiral Motti:
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader." - "You think you're that hard, Vader so ye do. Well we're no feart ae you!"
Obi Wan:
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force." - "F*** me! whit wiz aw
that?"
Luke to the Emperor:
"Your overconfidence is your weakness." - "Oh ye bloody0 komentarzy 274 dni
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nursery rhymes
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb,
And she named him Billy,
She took it out behind the shed,
And sucked its little willy
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dickhead."
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Mary had a little lamb
she took it to a wedding
she stood it up against a wall
and kicked its fucking head in.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh shit, it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
Mary had a little lamb,
She couldn't stop it gruntin',
She took it down the garden path,
and kicked it's little cunt in.
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you know you grew up in the musselburgh area if :-
- you spent countless hours of your summer goin Pier Plunging.
- when the tide was out you walked through the slop in the harbour.
- you remember when the firemans brae was right next to the police station.
- the old people got the 15 back up to Stoneybank after goin shoppin.
- you remember that Somerfield was called Gateway, Fine Fare & Coopers before it finally closed last year.
- Worcester Sauce crisps & a VHS rental from Azad Video was a treat.
- you ran from school to Greggs @ lunchtime for the drink sausage roll & doughnut for £1.
- if you got bored of Greggs, the caprice did half pizzas for 70p.
- you got your feet measured in the slidy panel machine in Clarks.
- if you could skim a stone across the Esk from the mini beach in Goosegreen you were a legend.
- running across the field in seagull mating season was considered dangerous.
- swan island was a forbidden place in case a swan broke your back with its wing.
- the only way to get to the fort was the C3 bus.
- you called it Craig Park even though it had a sign saying Kinnaird Park at the entrance.
- Woolies was where you bought all your Transformers.
- when you found out the lolllipop mans name was Peter Blue, you whistled the theme tune everytime you saw him.
- when the bridge christian centre youth club was full of neds, the organisers didnt think it was strange.
- youth club meant saturday nights @ Oscars.
- the bird cages in Lewisvale Park were right next to the path.
- once you learned how to bronco the swings, the next task was a multi.
- the tarzy swing up the grove was one of the most amazing things ever(who put it up & how the hell did they get up there??)
- attatching yourself to the bridge when the 125 went past wasn't dangerous-it was a rush!
- the two for one on old style sweets @ the dairy was a must @ lunchtime.
- learning how to climb up on the school roof was amazing once you mastered it.
- if you get a bus home, the neds who's only hobby was hanging at the bus stop at the brunton hall WILL stare at you.2 komentarze 538 dni
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Dont miss out on this exclusive night only @ Karma
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Hey babe. What u bn up 2? Txt me lv 2 hear fi u again. X
KARMA UPDATE!!!
Dont forget to get on the guestlist for some great nights coming up!! On the guestlist you get free entry before 11:30!!!
Coming up we have:
Sat 23rd Oct - Chris Fountain (aka Justin Burton - Hollyoakes)
Fri 30th Oct - Club Galaxy live at Karma
Sat 31st Oct - Halloween fright night!
Sat 28th Nov - Scott Maslen (Eastenders)
Remember our drinks prices are the best weekend prices in Edinburgh!! Only �2 for a spirt and mixer �2.50 for bottles. We also have fishbowls and half yards for only �5!!
Remember to get on the guestlist and also check out the pictures online via karmaguestlist.com
Lots of love Karma!
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KARMA NEWS!!!
Dont forget to get on the guestlist for some great nights coming up!! On the guestlist you get free entry before 11:30!!!
Coming up we have:
Sat 23rd Oct - Chris Fountain (aka Justin Burton - Hollyoakes)
Fri 30th Oct - Club Galaxy live at Karma
Sat 31st Oct - Halloween fright night!
Sat 28th Nov - Scott Maslen (Eastenders)
Remember our drinks prices are the best weekend prices in Edinburgh!! Only �2 for a spirt and mixer �2.50 for bottles. We also have fishbowls and half yards for only �5!!
Remember to get on the guestlist and also check out the pictures online via karmaguestlist.com
Lots of love Karma!
x x
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Latest club listings...get these dates in your dairy!!
'QUIDS IN' - Every Wednesday from 10pm
Some will win upto £500..is it your lucky Wednesday??
Friday 2nd October
FUSE ft Musika & Wired Sessions
Saturday 3rd October
FLAUNT
Friday 9th October
BOOMBOX
Saturday 10th October
DISKOKITTEN
Friday 16th October
DISOBEDIENCE
Saturday 17th October
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Friday 24th October
BROKEN HI-HATS
Saturday 25th October
FLOORPLAY
Friday 30th October
DIVA
Saturday 31st October
STEREOTYPE
Also don't forget...Berlin is available for private hire 7 nights of the week and venue hire is free for parties of 50-600!!
Leave us a comment or a private mail for guestlist bookings or further information on any of our events.
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This message was intended for ' Andrew '.
Hiya, hun howr u? Goin thru ta edinburgh the day. Gimme a text plz il send ma numba thru a pm x x
Hey Andrew this could be your lucky week!!
We could have a cheque for upto £500 with your name on it...yes that’s right £500!!
Join us for QUIDS IN every wednesday where we’ll be giving away upto £500 in our free prize draw
It’s simple, entry is £1 and the full amount of door takings before midnight will given away on the night to one lucky winner!!
This massive giveaway kicks off on the 23rd of September and we trust you’ll be as excited as we are!!
Would you like to double your chances of winning?? Simply PM your full name and we’ll add you to our ‘Double Your Chance’ guestlist. As well as receiving double the chance of winning you will also be entitled to QJUMP before midnight!!
With drinks from £1.50 all night long and the best tunes in town what’s not to like...come and see if it's your lucky Wednesday!!
Good luck x
Hey Andrew
Also, keep an eye out for Total NRG 9 which is released October 12th!
How's things?
Just to let you know, all my latest tracks are available to download free, check my blog for download links
Cheers, Ryan
That moreish made me chuckle... Going to copy it lol. Hows job going. I'm settling in at mine now x
remember i play football saturday morning plus i got a wedding saturday cant go gettin too drunk
nope not busy friday whats the plan?
well m8 i am not to bad m8 and u? workin in a job centre nowadays no more jumpin from place to place what about yourself??
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How's It Going?
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Hey,
Have you checked out karma yet??
Our launch weekend was rammed! Check out the next club plus several surprises over the next few weeks....
Remember to get on the guestlist and also check out the pictures online via karmaguestlist.com
Lots of love Karma!
x
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Guestlist for Andrew ???
We have a huge weekend of clubbing ahead and we are delighted that we can offer you the chance to receive exclusive discounts to both our parties!!
Fri 4th Sep - FUSE Residents Party
Fuse have firmly established themselves as one of Edinburghs biggest club nights and last month saw the party produce as big an atmosphere as the venue has ever seen!!
This month Fuse will showcase it's talent with a Residents party that's not to be missed!!
Sat 5th Sep - FLAUNT 6th Birthday
The nation's most glamorous club night, Flaunt, makes their long awaited return to the Capital's club scene after an extended break and they are back with a bang. They have many treats in store to celebrate their 6th Birthday including the announcement of their new sound that comes in the shape of The Studiopunks.
This will be a night to remember.....
Drop us a pm for guestlist, group bookings or further information.
Aye evry1s fine, zaras 2 n a half now, shes a wee monster lol,
Hwz every1 @ ur end?
xx
Surprise! Thursdays have gone a bit bangers & mashed - our new student night starts Sep with The Cut Up Boys (Ministry of Sound) & Silent Headphone Disco booked for October. Details on our profile.
Back to September - free for all students September 3rd, 10th, 17th... feck freshers week, let\'s have a freshers month! 1.50 drinks. Bargain? Room 1: Electro/R&B/Chart. Room2: Embarassing Cheese/Eighties/Classic Rock&Retro Hits. Bangin\'?
September 24th is Freshers Frisky Frat Party - neon traffic light party badges, numbered to get you flirting with some fine folks. Each Uni/College representing by wearing a different coloured shirt. Mix, mingle make love and listen to the music. Free entry for all those neon-ed up in their uni/college colours.
Check the sexy beasts we call regulars & sign up for details at clubhive.co.uk - guestlisters wanted!
As ever.. Fridays remains Misfits: Twisted alt. disco of indie/electro/pop/rock. 1.50 drinks.
2009-09-02 21:18:35
hey mr, long time no speak, hwz things? x
Lol
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Ooops i 4got i did that
Yeah if you wish
xxxx
Lol
Aw cheers hun
So were gettin hitched on Sat aye ????????
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