Some of you would think I might be a bit old for this, but Adelaide is FAMOUS for its obsession with identifing and categorising people by what school they went to (always the first thing you ask when you meet someone!).

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Temple College
One Hundred - one to change the light bulb and 99 to praise and
worship God for the life of the light bulb and to celebrate the new light
bulb
and have a huge service about the 'going out of the old and bringing in of
the
new'.

Scotch College
Two - one to call the electrician and one to call their father to pay the
cheque.

St Peters
Two - one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

CBC
Eleven - one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience when he bends over.

Elizabeth High School
None - Elizabeth doesn't have electricity.

Concordia
Two - One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

St Ignatius
Just one. The school captain comes back after finishing year 12 and the
headmaster stands by to congratulate him on his achievements.

Parafield Gardens High
None - looks better in the dark anyway.

Loreto
None - they're all too busy playing touch football, wearing their pearls and their groundsmen will do it anyway.

UniSA
Seventy-six - one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest.

Annesly
One - she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Cabra Dominican College
Twenty - one to change it and 19 to make a song and dance about the emotion
they went through while changing the lightbulb.

Prince Alfred College
Five - one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Adelaide using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program.

St Aloysius
Five - One to change the lightbulb and four to find her the perfect outfit
to wear for the occasion.

Modbury Heights
Three - one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old
one.

Rostrevor
Ten - one to change it, one back up if the first guy's too drunk and the
other eight to pray that it works.

Adelaide Uni
Four - one to change it, one to call Parliament about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at Flinders students.

Brighton High School
Two - one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how she did it as
well as a private school student.

Pembroke
Eight - it's not that one isn't smart enough to do it, it's just that
they're all violently twitching from too much stress.

Pulteney Grammar
None - No one wants to get their hands dirty.

St Peter's Girls
None - they are all too drunk to notice.

OLSH
Thirty - 1 to call the electrician and 29 to flirt with him when he arrives.

Sacred Heart
Ninteen- one to chage it and 18 to play footy when its done

Reynella East High School
Change them? Is that what they're meant to be used for?

Aberfoyle Park
Four - 2 to steal the new bulb, 1 to take out the old one and 1 to throw it
at passing cars.

Blackfriars
Fourteen - 2 to look out for a teacher while the other 12 see who can piss
high enough to reach it.

St Paul's
Five - 1 to change the light bulb and the other 4 to bash him up cos he's a
fag.

Daws Road
Eighty-Two - 1 to take the old lightbulb out and 81 to figure out how to
make it work again because they can't afford a new one.

Mitcham Girls
Ten - 1 to change it, 4 to hold a memorial service for being such a strong
female lightbulb that did women-kind proud, and 5 to boast about how they
didn't need a man to change their light.

Norwood-Morialta High
Five - one to change it after the other 4 have organised a student committee to look into lighting matters and how it affects students. They then go on (sadly) about how gr